I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning (1038 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-05-28 09:17:41 EDT
Who wants to kick me in the face as hard as they can? Line forms to the left.
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-29 18:38:38 EDT (#)
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This post is one of Yozz's favorites.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Yozz/l/favorites
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:08:17 EDT (#)
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I couldn't figure out how to turn my alarm off this morning. Plus it was really loud. I literally had to unplug it to get it to stop. I think maybe some fairies were messing with it during the night.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-29 09:06:46 EDT (#)
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There is NO correct side of the bed to wake up on. All sides are equally shitty, and will result in your eventual death.
The only solution is to become a home-bound hyper-obese telemarketer/phone sex operator. Then you never get out on the wrong side of the bed.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-05-28 23:35:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-28 16:37:34 EDT (#)
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Eated them. You found pills and you eated them.
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Actually, it's "teh pillz". rofl.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:12:10 EDT (#)
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My first post was a lolcat
(linkwhore) http://www.ubersite.com/m/108533
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:00:24 EDT (#)
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*moves to the right*
*whores her lolcat*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116908
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-28 16:37:34 EDT (#)
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Eated them. You found pills and you eated them.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-28 16:01:46 EDT (#)
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i'd rather give you a strict disciplined spanking
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:41:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:37:38 EDT (#)
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My cat likes to barf from great heights so she gets a good range of splatter.
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Hey! I do that too!
Em, you don't love me anymore, do you?
<weeeeeep>.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:37:38 EDT (#)
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My cat likes to barf from great heights so she gets a good range of splatter.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:55:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:48:37 EDT (#)
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Kitties love to poop in potted plants because it makes them feel like a jaguar in the jungle.
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My cat took a dump in the little house on his cat tree. He was tryin to be all jungle and shit.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:48:55 EDT (#)
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I know, total charmer.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:36:24 EDT (#)
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No kicking for me, please.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:32:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:01:55 EDT (#)
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I'll punch you in the babymaker if you like.
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OH MONTY YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MELT A GAL'S PANTIES
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:06:17 EDT (#)
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+2 Jeanneeenenenennenenenenneennnnnenennennenennneneneneneneneneneeneneee
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:04:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:01:55 EDT (#)
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I'll punch you in the babymaker if you like.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:00:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:48:37 EDT (#)
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Kitties love to poop in potted plants because it makes them feel like a jaguar in the jungle.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:31:29 EDT (#)
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my cat has just decided to have a shit in the soil surrounding my very nice pot plant, which sits beside the hatstand, right next to my brightly painted front door, alas the cat has now learned to fly...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:28:13 EDT (#)
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cat herding or fecal flooding?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:26:18 EDT (#)
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Sick.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:25:42 EDT (#)
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not literal cats of course
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:24:59 EDT (#)
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my toilet overflowed at midnight and i'm waiting for the maintenance dudes, whats UP GIRL
ps i'm also late for work. herding my two most heated cats
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:20:15 EDT (#)
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HAY HOMEGIRL WHAS GOIN ON
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 12:11:48 EDT (#)
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jeannnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:21:51 EDT (#)
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I wish I could + this post. Or even 0 it. But alas, I have principles.
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Quit lying, Beavis.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:49:18 EDT (#)
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I hate LOL cats!
I don't care what anyone says.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:43:43 EDT (#)
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Shotgun first in the queue.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:29:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:05:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:42:34 EDT (#)
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I love LOL cats!
I don't care what anyone says.
*Yozz thinks "God, I'm such a fag"*
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:25:25 EDT (#)
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Jesus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:21:51 EDT (#)
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I wish I could + this post. Or even 0 it. But alas, I have principles.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-28 10:05:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:42:34 EDT (#)
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I love LOL cats!
I don't care what anyone says.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:56:57 EDT (#)
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LOLcats are like abortion. Fun for the whole family.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:42:34 EDT (#)
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I love LOL cats!
I don't care what anyone says.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:49:18 EDT (#)
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I hate LOL cats!
I don't care what anyone says.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:42:34 EDT (#)
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I love LOL cats!
I don't care what anyone says.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:32:55 EDT (#)
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Awww....hugz for Jeanneee.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:27:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:25:20 EDT (#)
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Totally. Check them out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115755
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You look so much like my buddy Matt it's not even funny. Except he's not as blurry.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:25:20 EDT (#)
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Totally. Check them out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115755
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:23:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:21:17 EDT (#)
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That cats eyes are so similar to mine its freaky.
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You have big, round green cat eyes?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:21:17 EDT (#)
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That cats eyes are so similar to mine its freaky.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:18:40 EDT (#)
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Awe, lolkitties. Why does everyone have so much hatred for these fuzzy little guys?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:18:12 EDT (#)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERTY
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:17:55 EDT (#)
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