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APW - Nice Paint Job (NSFW) (1627 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.8 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jinja Ninja (View user info) at 2008-05-28 11:00:18 EDT




As I am known to be "Artistic", I often approach my partner and say "....for christ sake would you give me a coat of emulsion, sand down my tits and get the flaky bits off my ass with an industrial wire brush, and for fuck sake mind my fudd" - and then post the results on the internet for all to see, because its art...isn't it?

meh..



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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-06-01 02:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110575
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I'm stealing the elephant for my next body paint oriented costume.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-28 15:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The alligator and elephant are pretty fucking rad.

Did Bart censor this?

What a pussy.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

eh.. i meant awesome*

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the croc one is aweome

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-28 13:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the elephant was hilarious, if poorly done
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Artist's rendition of a "Before" shot re: Rudyard Kipling's "How the Elephant Got His Trunk"

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

With a spud, a tin box, and an elementary book on botany, there are instructive days to be spent.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the elephant was hilarious, if poorly done

Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You kidding me?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the croc was fantastic, too bad we can't see more of it.

The camo sucked, but was right next to the sexy cheetah so there was a balance...

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-28 11:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2+ purely for the croc one.


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