i think there's something in my milk. (931 hits)
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Submitted by puck (View user info) at 2008-05-28 18:23:39 EDT
she spoke infinity to me you see, and we only knew ourselves
there are more words inside my heart than books upon my shelves
and midnight plays a maddening riff that floats into the clouds
while we can talk by candlelight and feel lost above the crowds
searching in the streets below in a fruitless pursuit of Time
and lost ideals of mystic speak that are Truer than Reason or Rhyme
and Charlie's playin' foxtrot for that girl dressed like Lady Day
but the fact that this is all in their heads doesn't get in their way
like the fountain in the courtyard where the naked children swim
there's gotta be an effigy before there can be a sin.
but isn't that what Mom had said, or did Papa keep her shut?
"them's fightin' words," the general spoke, and socked me in the gut
before sending me on down the road to where the Sun did rise
and to the place where it's been said that all my comrades died
now nobody's around for fifty miles and i'm here all on my own
and static on the television sounds just like the static in my phone.
the windowsills had candles lit so the boys could see the way
but for that all burning fire could do it was the middle of the day
and pirates are the heros when they wind up behind bars
'cause even those who are far apart can still see the same stars.
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-30 10:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo! It's about that time
To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
On the house tip is how I'm swingin' this
Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain't singin' this
Bringing this to the entire nation
Black, white, red, brown
Feel the vibration
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-29 20:07:37 EDT (#)
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there are more words inside my heart than books upon my shelves
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I didn't read past this.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 04:33:07 EDT (#)
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there are more words inside my heart than books upon my shelves
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No.
Could go no further than this line.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-29 00:03:13 EDT (#)
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dirty bum's semen below
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-28 23:52:08 EDT (#)
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What a coincidence, I think there's some milk in my thing.
Nope, that's just a dirty bum's semen.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 23:26:37 EDT (#)
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milk above
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 20:14:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:55:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the story. The meter lost it a few times and the format sucked, but what the hell.
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wait. there was a story?
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Sure. Ask Shlongy and Willie after their mothers read it to them.
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:55:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:29:34 EDT (#)
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I liked the story. The meter lost it a few times and the format sucked, but what the hell.
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wait. there was a story?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wouldn't harm a hair on your head my love
that would be rude
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:42:17 EDT (#)
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you can't use puck to backhand me.
he's a wonderful writer.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:41:11 EDT (#)
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of course not shlongy i was backhanding orgasamtron and bubba and experimoan all at the same time
a three-way poetry slam!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:41:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:40:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:31:21 EDT (#)
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cocksocker.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Poetry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:39:43 EDT (#)
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You read it?
What's wrong with you? ARE YOU GROWING A VAGINA?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:38:15 EDT (#)
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this is without a doubt the best poem ever posted on uber
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:37:23 EDT (#)
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It's probably semen, Browning.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:33:24 EDT (#)
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oath, don't tell anyone you auto 2 me or you will have hell to pay!!!! UBER HELL!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:31:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:27:59 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Ubersite poetry that actually rhymes
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My pomeses ALWAYS rime, cocksocker.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:30:54 EDT (#)
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You could write about your love for scat and I'd +2.
I blame your smile for my fondness of you.
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OMG THAT RHYMED. WEIRD.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:30:22 EDT (#)
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Experima you are an exception.
You could write about your love for scat and I'd +2.
I blame your smile for my fondness of you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the story. The meter lost it a few times and the format sucked, but what the hell.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:28:39 EDT (#)
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heyyyyy my last one rhymed oath!!!
i thought we were friends
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:27:59 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Ubersite poetry that actually rhymes
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-28 18:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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