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Confession (388 hits)

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Rating: -1.66 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2008-05-29 01:36:17 EDT


When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I'm fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I had actally hit puberty at 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.


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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-29 03:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-29 03:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

older than internet dirt

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You wiped off your dick and tossed it to her. You were done with your dick, eh.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I lot o ice grillin and 'er house got melted.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoops! sorry

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give me her phone #, or name, so I can take her down memory lane.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

still wanna talk shit?

Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:18:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-29 01:53:59 EDT (#)
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http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/t-218347.html


seriously, dude?


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