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Thought on life late at night... (620 hits)

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Rating: 0.61 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tesla (View user info) at 2008-05-29 02:40:11 EDT


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I am changing and the world is changing, and everyone I know is changing, my cells are dying, and people are I know are dying and people I don't know are dying and trees I will never see are falling over and eggs are falling out of nests and breaking on side walks and that bird will never know how close he came to flying....

But some dumb dog will lick up the yoke and then lick his balls and then lick his owners face and that bird will never know how close it came to love.

And somewhere some woman gets an abortion and people hold up signs and make her cry and make her hate and make her doubt but they use the baby to help someone walk and someone talk and give someone hope...

and that person will walk, and stand, and hold up a sign, and that sign will give hope, and fear and make people scared and make them concerned, and cry and their cells will die and change...

And that day a bird will fly and a dog wont eat.

Someone won't wake someone up to tell them they love them before work and have an accident that pays an ambulance workers paycheck that puts food on his table to help his kid go to private school where he gets beaten up for having lisp but at least he knows all the major explorers.

Ponce De Leon never found his fountain but he had a dream. And Although he died empty everyday he woke up he had hope that this would be the day. And the day he died he never had to think about not finding his fountain ever again.

Ponce had a ship, Ford had a car, Kennedy wanted a spaceship and Sagan wanted a portal and the farther you dream the father you are from being mortal.

Some girl drops her snow cone. Get over it bitch... I used to walk to school!



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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-31 00:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i really liked this, except i didn't get the last line.


ps: 'yolk'

Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-05-30 22:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Carrot holocaust

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-30 21:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Life feeds on life.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-30 01:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Ponce De Leon never found his fountain but he had a dream. And Although he died empty everyday he woke up he had hope that this would be the day. And the day he died he never had to think about not finding his fountain ever again."

That's the beauty of religion, isn't it?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-29 19:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-29 15:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-29 10:11:03 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you had me right up to the last line.

In all seriousness, the connections you drew between the events and worlds were rather inspired. It's a shame you capped it off with "get over it bitch." It took the whole feel of the piece from observant and thoughtful to asshatish
=====

However, I'm feeling mildly generous.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-29 10:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-29 07:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who are you, Bob Dylan?


I don't know what thats supposed to mean.
-------------------------
Fuck Bob Dylan.

Did you know Nikoli Tesla was celibate?
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Did you know I don't care?

Did you know Captain Jean-Luc Picard has an artificial heart?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shadow I wrote this and I still strongly agree with you....

In my defense I was drunk and waiting for hot dogs to boil

and I'm an asshat

and the last line dealing with disappointment drives its point home by completely disappointing


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you had me right up to the last line.

In all seriousness, the connections you drew between the events and worlds were rather inspired. It's a shame you capped it off with "get over it bitch." It took the whole feel of the piece from observant and thoughtful to asshatish.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-29 10:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-29 07:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who are you, Bob Dylan?


I don't know what thats supposed to mean.
-------------------------
Fuck Bob Dylan.

Did you know Nikoli Tesla was celibate?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-29 10:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-29 09:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i liked this for some reason.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-29 08:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-29 07:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-29 07:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who are you, Bob Dylan?


I don't know what thats supposed to mean.

Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 07:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You shouldn't laugh ---> http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/28/iron.lung.death.ap/index.html

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2008-05-29 07:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-29 06:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who stole the Centaur account? Beano again?

Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 04:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I kinda enjoyed it.

Made me think of the story I read in the news this morning, don't know why.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2047473/British-couple-abandons-IVF-twins-conceived-in-India-because-they-are-girls.html

Indian couple abandon IVF children because they are both girls and then want to book MORE sessions to have children.

Nice.

Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-05-29 03:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there is optimism in there I'm sure of it

Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-05-29 03:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thoughts on life:

It's the only one you have, stop being such a miserable pillock and bloody well enjoy it, whatever it throws at you.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-29 02:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeh, stuff happens.


Homer: The secret ingredient is --

Moe: Homer, no!

Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter
children's cough syrup!

Flaming Moe's