Morning Face (417 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.28 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-05-29 12:00:34 EDT
How many of you shave your face in the morning before going to work? Is it really that important to you or your employers?
I stopped giving a fuck a while back. I start work at 6 am, meaning I leave home at 5:15 am. I used to shave the night before, but lately I hardly do it at all. Now I shave every two days and the fuck with them who doesn't like it. I wear a suit, a tie, that should be enough. My facial hair covers my face well so its not spotty or too ogerish in any way. And if anyone, including my boss come up close enough to check me out and even tried to comment on it, I will headbut him there and there and break his fucking nose. Then call my union and say he tried to kiss me, the fagot that he is.
Also, whats up with gay marriage being legalized in CA, now NY is recognizing it?? Let them get married and then shoot them, this way you get them in pairs!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-30 02:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They're re-wording the legal definition of marriage in CA from "man and wife" to "party A and party B."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-29 14:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You probably CAN'T shave because you can't see well enough, through the black eyes you most surely sport regularly, Pussbucket.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I met you in real life, I'd wait for you to walk away and then make fun of you to a total stranger.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the headbutt is a good move
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
winner
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
English, motha fucka! Do you speak it!?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
congratulations?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome, nigga!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have
to wait for another night.
-- Homer Simpson
Homers Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I stopped giving a fuck a while back.
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me too. 4 seconds ago.