If You're Manly, Chicks'll Know, Man or: Happy Birthday, Orgasmatron- with Special Guest! (2714 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2008-05-30 11:47:58 EDT
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 12:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
afgfasdf
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-14 10:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HBDLLIRLYK
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-07-13 15:00:58 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday, 'Gasm!
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'Licious, I ate that Snickers the other day. I'm sorry.
Oh, and also the cat. My bad. I'll leave a check on the counter.
Love and miss ya, babe!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-13 11:50:33 EDT (#)
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happy birthday!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 19:26:46 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:42:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wyrm (user info) at 2008-06-04 06:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-06-03 15:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want so badly to be a rob_berg character. I think its bc my mum never get me get those crap cartoony things at fairs when I was younger.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-06-02 23:06:55 EDT (#)
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love those eyebrows, babe
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-02 11:43:25 EDT (#)
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Haha, everyone's getting old!
oh wait...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-02 11:18:13 EDT (#)
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#500
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-06-02 09:48:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:13:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-01 15:18:10 EDT (#)
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Also, the first reason I clicked on this post is because the NRL is on at the moment, and I'm a Manly fan. You will not get any of these references. I forgive you.
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I get the references. I am happy to have another NRL fan on here, even if you are a Manly fan. No one hates Manly anymore. Cuthbertson was just lazy with that swinging arm, not malicious.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-01 15:18:10 EDT (#)
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Also, the first reason I clicked on this post is because the NRL is on at the moment, and I'm a Manly fan. You will not get any of these references. I forgive you.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-06-01 14:51:51 EDT (#)
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I may not have all the answers, but if I know anything its a guy with that facial hair that writes poetry must be super hetero...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-01 13:20:01 EDT (#)
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Would'nt an email suffice? so pointless.
But I can't -2 this, not because I like that weird poetry guy, more because you're one of the very few female posters on here that aren't annoying.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-06-01 06:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't Rob_Berg leave?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-01 00:46:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:55:59 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, stop using uber. You hate everyone here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 08:42:57 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't say that Shlongy hates EVERYBODY...That would be mean.
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See? Nice drawring Simon Berg
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-31 23:12:57 EDT (#)
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hi all.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-31 01:23:35 EDT (#)
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....in their eyes.
O yeah, HB O man
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-31 01:21:39 EDT (#)
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Yep, that's true, BUT.....the fucking second, after the first time, you empathize with them about some sad occurrence that may have happened in their life....then, you're a punk bitch.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-05-31 00:15:20 EDT (#)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'O'
Hi Sac!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-05-31 00:01:24 EDT (#)
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ChaosJester Approved.
(Yes, I'm still alive...)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-30 21:10:27 EDT (#)
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Happy B-Day Gasmo!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-30 18:56:55 EDT (#)
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Couldn't find OGC
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-05-30 18:53:48 EDT (#)
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Sac, here is THE site for you!
http://www.sharpened.net/glossary/emoticons.php
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-30 18:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Believe me, you'd fuck me...even WITH this -2 I'm dropping here.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-30 18:04:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-30 16:53:49 EDT (#)
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WHORES ARE KICKASS. I LOVE WHORES.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-30 17:48:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-30 16:53:49 EDT (#)
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WHORES ARE KICKASS. I LOVE WHORES.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-30 16:41:50 EDT (#)
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Hadley is fat. Of course he sucks in bed.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-30 16:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just fuck him so he can leave and never talk to you again, ok? We all know it's coming.
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I know, 'never say never,' but I don't think I will ever actually have sex with anyone from Ubersite. I prefer monogamy, and you're all a bunch of whores. I've never met anyone from Ubersite. You'd know more about that than me.
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I'm a whore? When did that start?
There's proof that I'm horrible in bed. I don't even remember it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-30 16:00:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:41:00 EDT (#)
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Goddamn scroll sayeth the Lord.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:40:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:37:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just fuck him so he can leave and never talk to you again, ok? We all know it's coming.
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I know, 'never say never,' but I don't think I will ever actually have sex with anyone from Ubersite. I prefer monogamy, and you're all a bunch of whores. I've never met anyone from Ubersite. You'd know more about that than me.
I HATE FRIDAY MEETINGS they really cut into my slacking off time.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:19:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:16:58 EDT (#)
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YUP. THAT'S ME. YOU NAILED, DR. FREUD! THANKS!!!
You left out the part about where if I ever come within 50 feet of you, that I'd punch your teeth down your throat.
HOW'D YOU FORGET THAT???
Love, Attention Whore.
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Make sure to take the arm out of the sling first. Otherwise you might actually punch yourself in the face
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:17:39 EDT (#)
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A letter from Shlongy to a local paper about 'government' would actually be pretty priceless.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:16:58 EDT (#)
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YUP. THAT'S ME. YOU NAILED, DR. FREUD! THANKS!!!
You left out the part about where if I ever come within 50 feet of you, that I'd punch your teeth down your throat.
HOW'D YOU FORGET THAT???
Love, Attention Whore.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:15:25 EDT (#)
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I can't tell you what to do Shlong? What are you gonna do, wave your dead arm at me?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:13:11 EDT (#)
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So, he died from banging my mom, or was it after...or right after. Is my mom that good? Was he that bad?
And you're so full of it, shlongy. You're an attention whore. If you didfn't have uber, you'd be the guy sending three letters a day to your local newspaper complaining about the government, the lack of coverage of the local chilli festival, and their use of color photography on the front page.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, that clearly said "like", assmonkey.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:07:00 EDT (#)
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Shlongy has finally confessed his love for me.
All it took was a $10,000 wire transfer. Best purchase I've ever made.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-30 15:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pen name:
1) Fuck off - You really think you can tell me what to do?
2) That "guy" is too busy banging your mom to post anymore
3) Then, he died.
d) I like plenty of people on Uber.
Electro, a couple of broads who sent me naked pictures, McBain, oathmeal, etc.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, stop using uber. You hate everyone here.
Except that one guy you had a gay (happy) golf trip with. Whatever happened to that guy?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:54:06 EDT (#)
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i think i'd go with the bear, too.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:45:57 EDT (#)
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Bear.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:45:35 EDT (#)
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HEY! If you email rob_berg again, make sure you tell him to "fuck off" from Shlongy.
And, from 98% of the rest of Uber.
Nothing personal.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:36:44 EDT (#)
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Lion.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:35:58 EDT (#)
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Happy Day!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:33:25 EDT (#)
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The Sox need to stop playing like a bunch of Girl Scouts and start picking up some Ws on the road.
I don't care if they've won 10 straight at home.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:32:45 EDT (#)
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guys we're getting off track.
what about my bear/lion fight?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:29:53 EDT (#)
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How can anyone root for the red sox, those "road warriors"
Pfft.
If I didn't often get two's from sac, I would give this post a one or a zero. Circle jerk FTW!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:28:41 EDT (#)
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rob rated my post days ago, didn't you rob?
if anybody had BOTHERED to read it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just fuck him so he can leave and never talk to you again, ok? We all know it's coming.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:22:29 EDT (#)
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So much for 'quitting' below.
:)
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:21:50 EDT (#)
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Berg sighting, below.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:08:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:50:05 EDT (#)
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Does this mark the return of the ubiquitous Berg?
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So there was this Vegetarian fella on a safari and he goes and gets himself eaten up by an animal.
Dies.
So he's up there at the pearly gates and St. Peter asks how he died.
"Irony".
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:06:55 EDT (#)
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i thought about a shark, but the logistics of the whole thing make it impossible.
but a lion(ess) vs a bear on the moon? we can make that happen.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:05:51 EDT (#)
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YOU DO NOT BEARFUCKER
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:05:27 EDT (#)
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What gender are the badass bear and lion?
I'd think that a lioness would be more dangerous, as the male lion would be too busy sleeping with his balls out like a homeless on the subway. Sleeping or eating, really.
Why not throw a great white shark in the mix too?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-30 14:04:18 EDT (#)
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I FUCKING HATE ALL THREE OF YOU.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:52:35 EDT (#)
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i can't imagine either one winning, but i can't imagine them losing, either.
And these are the questions that plague me on a 75º Friday afternoon with 3 hours left in the work day.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:51:10 EDT (#)
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or at Dan Marino's house
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:50:34 EDT (#)
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lets assume (and i know its difficult) that no bearfuckers were in sight, and the fight would be on neutral territory for both animals.. like the moon for example, or that asteroid that is gonna blow the earth up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:49:20 EDT (#)
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It depends on whether the battle takes place before or after the bearfucker has had his way with the bear.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:47:55 EDT (#)
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who would win in a fight between the most badass bear of all time and the most badass lion of all time?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:46:22 EDT (#)
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I was not 'obviously' talking to you, scourge.
I was talking to "bearfucker."
I cannot help that you readily identify with the moniker, or that you reveal yourself to be the bearfucker by taking issue with my last response.
Now get out there and fuck some bears like a champion!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:45:54 EDT (#)
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahah
fuckin a!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:45:44 EDT (#)
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I'M TELLING SANTA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:45:13 EDT (#)
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fuck you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:44:09 EDT (#)
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Whatever, bearfucker!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:43:29 EDT (#)
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oh, this organmotor, or whatever his name is, was obviously responding to me. i assumed you were talking to yourself but gave him his inspiration for his chosen insult, making you partly responsible.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:40:50 EDT (#)
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when did your name come up?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:38:59 EDT (#)
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calling me a bearfucker = auto -2
blame these guys, poster.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:35:17 EDT (#)
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we're talking about Cap'N CRUNCH, no?
i didn't mean to interrupt
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:34:23 EDT (#)
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Who, bearfucker?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:34:10 EDT (#)
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oh...sweet. i love shitfuck!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:33:27 EDT (#)
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i thought you were talking about this bearfucker i know who needs to do a sox tribute post after manny hits his 500th tonight.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:31:05 EDT (#)
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Shitfuck, scourge. They're talking about shitfuck.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:29:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:26:22 EDT (#)
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who?
never heard of the guy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:23:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:47:31 EDT (#)
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I love being at the bottom of a pile of ghey.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-05-30 13:18:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:54:18 EDT (#)
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Is May Uber birthday month or something?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:47:31 EDT (#)
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What a pile of ghey.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:44:51 EDT (#)
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According to the title of the post, you've apparently learned This Much™ from O-Man.
Yes, I'd tip you.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:21:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-30 04:36:55 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63456#1247952
Phuzzy is a cunt.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:18:19 EDT (#)
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rules
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:17:32 EDT (#)
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Hookhand would hit it.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:09:26 EDT (#)
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Yay! Cake!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:08:34 EDT (#)
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I remember when all of Uber was fields...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:08:00 EDT (#)
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happy b-day
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:07:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:04:47 EDT (#)
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Is that as wrinkled as the rest of you O?
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My beanbag is smooth and graceful, as silk draped across the spread wings of a heron at midnight.
It is the flat, cool glass surface of still water. And it occupies a vast expanse of space below a hangdown most mighty. Keep the age jokes up and I'm going to use this flesh hammer to smack you right across your giraffe neck and knock you out.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:07:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:05:06 EDT (#)
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All hail Lishy and Rob.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:04:59 EDT (#)
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HAppy B days. Good stuff here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:04:47 EDT (#)
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Is that as wrinkled as the rest of you O?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:03:53 EDT (#)
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I'm getting this tattooed on my ballsack.
It's settled.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:02:04 EDT (#)
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Gave me a warm fuzzy the other day below, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
wait, that doesn't sound right..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-30 12:00:30 EDT (#)
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That title is just too easy, Saccy.......
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:59:11 EDT (#)
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35. Holding up pretty well there O.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:58:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:58:43 EDT (#)
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That guy is a fag.
He eats peanuts from feces.
What a sick, sad man.
Happy birthday, O.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:58:32 EDT (#)
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HOLY
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:58:26 EDT (#)
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SHIT
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:57:37 EDT (#)
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SEXY!
Wait....
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:57:34 EDT (#)
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happy bday to otron
nice work, rob and saccy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:55:13 EDT (#)
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I thought Haiku was the guest for a moment, I got very confused.
Otron is hot. Happy Bday.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:53:51 EDT (#)
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Art and second haiku by the esteemed Rob Berg. Thanks for lending your talent, I miss you, man.
Happy Birthday, O!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:52:02 EDT (#)
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redsox, mondo bosh
I hope the Yanks get corn holed
by earl scruggs and co.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:50:05 EDT (#)
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Does this mark the return of the ubiquitous Berg?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:49:57 EDT (#)
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Signed in just to rate. Happy birthday, O!