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Hookhand's birthday extravaganza (853 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 0.42 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hookhand (View user info) at 2008-05-31 03:08:29 EDT


Ladies, show me your holes

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Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-02 04:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

srsly?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-01 13:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



ugh, this post reeks of 'talking for the sake of talking'

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-31 19:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-31 12:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


these are not my holes, but here are several anyway for you. happy birthday!

http://tinyurl.com/6gq6ht

http://tinyurl.com/26d9vb

http://tinyurl.com/64pee9

(haha that one says 'pee'!)

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The second one is fucking cool

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-31 12:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-31 08:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not going to congratulate you for living an additional year.

Win a local spelling bee and we'll talk.
====================================
I am the first student in Wattles Park Elementary history to win the inter-school spelling bee 3 years in a row. Granted that was 4th, 5th and 6th grade, and the "challenge words" were real stumpers like "laboratory" but, dammit, my Mommy was proud

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-31 12:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

these are not my holes, but here are several anyway for you. happy birthday!

http://tinyurl.com/6gq6ht

http://tinyurl.com/26d9vb

http://tinyurl.com/64pee9

(haha that one says 'pee'!)

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-31 11:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.tinyurl.com/cob77

Enjoy.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-31 10:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

alright...that made me laugh

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-31 09:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wtf?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-31 09:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let me know if this works out for you.

I have a birthday coming up in August.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-31 08:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not going to congratulate you for living an additional year.

Win a local spelling bee and we'll talk.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-31 07:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where the fuck was MY birthday extraveganza? I'm highly fucking upset at this interweb "community" for not throwing me a parade on my unbeknownst to them birthday.

Highly fucking pissed.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-31 04:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I almost made you an uberpost for your birthday. Then I decided since I wasn't even going to your house to celebrate even though you live 8 minutes away I might as well save myself the effort.

Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-05-31 04:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're destined to find a bitch who likes golf.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-31 03:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

little known fact, Hookhand finds the earhole the sexiest hole on a woman's body.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-31 03:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The one in my head, where my brain leaked out?



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