Some things I learned from Halo 3 on Xbox Live (798 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2008-06-01 20:56:11 EDT
1. Over 450 games, average of 8 people in a game. Thats 3600 people I have played. None of them were black, but most of them called me nigger.
2. Anyone with 187 in their username is under 16.
3. Anyone with 69 in their username has never touched a girl's booby.
4. Americans seem to hate it when you yell "Allahu Akbhar!" as you shoot at them.
5. I'm not very good with the Brute Shot.
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Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-10 16:08:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:32:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-06 07:45:30 EDT (#)
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Fuck computer geeks
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-06-06 07:44:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-02 12:28:45 EDT (#)
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i love video games, particularly halo 3. i also love decent posts.
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have you played that game where a nerd with glasses, a middle part and a thin neck struggles for relevance on a website full of people who think that posting a story with slongys name in the title will get them respect?
yeah thats a good game
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:21:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:21:08 EDT (#)
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6. I need a woman.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:07:29 EDT (#)
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6. I realise now, I should have purchased a PS3.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-02 15:08:47 EDT (#)
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This is so fucking stupid.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-02 12:39:41 EDT (#)
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I will stick a plasma grenade to your face so fast that you'll go blind in-game and shit yourself real-time. Your frantic little man will run around in circles, firing haphazardly behind the blinding plasma glow and then I put a bullet in your head before the grenade even goes off.
Dead.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-02 12:33:59 EDT (#)
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Don't forget the mouthbreathing through the headset mics.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-02 12:28:45 EDT (#)
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i love video games, particularly halo 3. i also love decent posts.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-02 12:03:39 EDT (#)
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It's the California state penal code section number for homicide.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-02 12:01:39 EDT (#)
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I don't understand what '187' means, but that is one of the most common numbers I've seen in halo.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-06-02 11:56:24 EDT (#)
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I laughed because as an online gamer, I can relate to this.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-02 05:13:49 EDT (#)
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Gaming online is proof positive that you are the ghey man.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-02 04:26:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-02 02:30:47 EDT (#)
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sometimes it's best to keep the things you learn to yourself.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-06-01 23:43:56 EDT (#)
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come on unaboner you love video games, i can tell by your angular cranium and thin neck.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-01 23:18:37 EDT (#)
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neat.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:55:46 EDT (#)
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Yelling "allahu akbar!" and "for allah!" while playing terrorists is great fun in counterstrike when against american opponents (which is 99% of all opponents, since asians are too cool for it)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:47:33 EDT (#)
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I am pwnzors with the Spartan Laser.
No one is safe.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:39:18 EDT (#)
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I stopped playing. I hated that 12-year-olds were better than me and constantly tea bagging my lifeless corpse.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:24:24 EDT (#)
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Ah geez hooksey I just saw your camwhore. Sorry mate. Sorry.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:23:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:17:03 EDT (#)
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Which fraternity are you in?
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Kappa Kappa Hookhand is a Faggot. Semper Boys.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:17:03 EDT (#)
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Which fraternity are you in?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:01:27 EDT (#)
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Lungsy, you know me better than anyone.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-01 21:00:02 EDT (#)
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and #4
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-01 20:59:19 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I smiled nonetheless. (At the "booby" comment.)