Top Three? (1017 hits)
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Submitted by centaur (View user info) at 2008-06-04 10:31:18 EDT
Every walk of life involves a top three list, no?
Every place I have ever worked or studied (inculding the All Boy School of Young Boys) had one.
Who would you fuck?
And in what order?
Last work place it was:
Jennie (very short but with bubbly sort of bum)
Lisa (very pretty, MASSIVE AND I DO MEAN MASSIVE tits and double jointed)
Laura (looked a little like a boy - strange ghey theme appearing in this post)
But you don't know these people, so lets talk uber.
Mine would be the following three lovely ladies.
Now, I have of course based this on what I have seen and can remember on Uber.
While I am prepared to accept that there may be more beautiful, shaggable women on Uber none of them have posted or have sent me pictures to support this theorum. (all proof kindly assesed and accepted at centaur312003.at.googlemail.com)
BadAssJulie -----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/108769 - looks sweet and soft and fuckable
ManicMother ----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/60034 - looks like she could suck a ping pomg ball through a straw
Parlor Trick -----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/36249 - Looks like she'd teach you a thing or two.
Special Mention (always sounds like the 'you're a retard but we like to include you' section)
LM, because... Have you SEEN her chest!? ROLF!
Who are your all time shaggable ladies of Uber past and present and why?
(And remember women like nothing more than for us to discuss how we would like to shag them)
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-10 20:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For no reason.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-10 20:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, some standards you have there you fucking fap machine
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-10 18:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nono no
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-06-06 21:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm very "liberal" Jeanneee...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-05 06:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:47:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't not 2+ an special mention.....*wonders off to lick windows*
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Damn, I just chuckled out loud and now everyone thinks I'm weird...er than they already did.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 06:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't not 2+ an special mention.....*wonders off to lick windows*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-04 20:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Wildman, I guess I'll just have to live with that.
My top three fantasy Uber-ladies:
MichaelJackson (AKA Sofie from Denmark)
netimportant (AKA Lisa)
and um... that Berty chick is pretty hot.
I would also like to have a Tracy-Hepburn style marriage with corn_nugget, I think.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I cant even remember what this was about
I'll give you +1
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah yeah, I know, you think I'm a racist.
But the idea of finding some burr-heads curly-cue caught in the short-hairs when I'm down there doing my thing kinda rolls my stomach the wrong way.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't have minded giving Jeanneee a ride, but no more after hearing she got drilled by that uber-loser.
I mean Christ!!!, Jeanneee, why didn't you just fuck a nigger?!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BadAssJulie is incredibly beautiful. I've always thought that.
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True, but she's got the brains of a skink.
For starters, badass is one word, not two... unless describing a flatulence problem or a loss of control over one's sphincter.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
k back to me being angry and in pain
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS POST
LECHER
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115796 THIS FUCKING PICTURE FUCK YEAH
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But seriously...
I don't know the first thing about ManicMother, no doubt a nice young lady,
But that picture makes her look like a totally fucked up drug-addled slut, and who couldn't go for that?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your mom
My mom
Bart
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck Electro so I could get on "Most Heated" with the proof pics.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115648
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll need one of these: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117035
haha
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not for THIS post.
Check out your archives- if you have any - and see if I left you a charity +2 somewhere along the line...
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I'm afraid that a +1 is the best I can muster from you old man.
I'll webcam it along with the other d-listers.
SAY IT'LL BE AVAILABE ON TEH INTERWEBZ!?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not for THIS post.
Check out your archives- if you have any - and see if I left you a charity +2 somewhere along the line...
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and Ballare. You know which picture.
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Nope...?
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Awww....Mannnnnnnn... don't I get an invite to your wedding?!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have always admired Orphelia, LittleMonster and Experima.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably Pentameter (aka hypnotic eyes lady) and Ballare. You know which picture.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck Electro so I could get on "Most Heated" with the proof pics.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't remember once having seen an Uber girl above average.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perfect 0 !!!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll need one of these: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117035
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worked for me. ever since i got one i have two dates in one evening.
im not fucking joking!
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My list is too long and this post, too mindless, to take the time to type them all out.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll need one of these: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117035
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your mom.
bart's mom.
axotl's mom.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LM is up there. she has a great sincere smile.
forensic is a class act, definitly, missing her
hmm, dunno
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BadAssJulie is incredibly beautiful. I've always thought that.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theorem
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