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Submitted by MoPed (View user info) at 2008-06-04 15:45:38 EDT
To Whom It May Concern:
Okay you should know up front that I'm totally tech savvy: I build computers, install home networks, repair/clean systems, and work in the mobile phone industry. So this isn't coming from some ignoramus who can't plug in a printer or sent a text message. Good?
I have to say that I give a huge amount of respect for the hype and marketing that backed Apple's iPhone. It caused me to purchase one. I can honestly say that I now feel that I've not only wasted money, but that (much worse) Steve Jobs has personally insulted my intelligence. How IN THE HELL can anyone market a phone today that doesn't support MMS, video recording, or voice recording? Let's not even mention instant messaging. I can walk into an AT&T and get a free budget phone with these features.
Now to address the features that ARE included. I'm happy about the 2.0 megapixel camera, but the truth is that it requires a super steady hand on a perfectly calm day to take a shot without a blur. That and luck. Should I mention the lack of video again? The text, map, and contact list was done well. So are the clock features. But the browser? God forbid I visit a site that requires a login, because I'll have to login with every new screen. Yes, I have cookies enabled. No, it doesn't help. Zero multimedia support also makes this a flop.
So someone thinks I have a regular, run-of-the-mill mobile phone and sends me a MMS. Hope it's not video, cuz then I'm just S.O.L. Let's say it's a picture. I get a text directing me to a website. This one is all on AT&T. I go to a website (which has been down on a half-dozen occasions in the past month) and must enter a username and password. This is laborious and stupid guys. A real retard came up with this "solution." But let's not stop there. I must enter a new login and password EACH TIME. These are random nonsense and are hard to remember. Especially when switching back and forth between the browser and text apps. I finally get in, and see a tiny representation of the pic my friend sent me. AWESOME. Now what? Now NOTHING, because you can't save the pic. Hope you have a photographic memory. COME ON GUYS.
I wish I had dropped less money on a treo or something that provided more functionality. The one and only redeeming quality of this device is that some blessed programmers saved Steve Jobs' ass by hacking the phone and making open source apps available. Otherwise I'd be using my old crappy RAZR again. Things are in a sad state. These people have made video and MMS apps, plus a lot more. It really makes Apple, a company I personally respect, look like underacheiving buffoons.
The funny thing about this whole debacle (and that's what it is, folks) is that Apple has hit many home runs with products. Upon hearing the keynote introducing iPhone, I had no doubt that a grand slam was coming. Instead, they tipped their hand. Other companies have now reverse engineered the iPhone. However, not being asleep at the switch, they have made their versions MUCH MUCH BETTER, filling in the gaps left by the people in Cupertino.
I will be infinitely more hesitant to purchase another Apple product, and that whole viewmymessage.com thing has me so pissed that I am considering eating my termination of contract fee and telling AT&T to pound sand. Thanks for listening.
User Reviews
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-07 10:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-06-06 23:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF are you on about? The iPhone is probably the best consumer device ever made
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Yeah, because everyone wants a slow-ass 2G device that can't do MMS messages. What flavor is the Kool-Aid today?
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-06-06 23:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF are you on about? The iPhone is probably the best consumer device ever made and all of the "competitors" are terrible. It's not perfect but it's a hell of a lot better than the other dozen or so crap phones I've had.
By the way - picking a fight with the iPhone, of all things, is probably not the best way to introduce yourself at this place. Better to come out swinging against some user that everybody already hates, or attach a picture of boobs. NSFW sells.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-06 03:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, the iPhone sucks, I never knew that.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-06-06 02:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bought a Nokia E51 odd eBay. Wireless, camera, and Symbian S60 3rd Ed. for app support. It's essentially the N95 in candybar form factor, without the aGPS. Free calls through VOIP, fantastic web browser.
It only measures *9mm* thick.
I doubt i'll change this phone.
Submitted by MoPed (user info) at 2008-06-05 20:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love people who talk shit on apple consumers. truth is, they make a high quality computer and software, and have successfully targeted a huge and hitherto neglected market: people who are computer-stupid. now, there are a throng of latte-sipping yuppie assholes who carry powerbooks, shop at j crew and listen to crappy shit on the radio. that's true. i don't think that stereotype applies to everyone who has purchased apple products. similarly, one ignorant post on a blog site flaming someone for no good reason doesn't necessarily make you a timid, insecure douche bag.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-06-05 15:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK AT&T
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-05 10:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apple products are for musicians and designers, Imacs are amazing for working on, if you know Jack Shit about computers. Should have stuck to what they knew rather than making "status" symbols for those who think they need to show how cool they are.
If you need to show how cool you are, you're not cool at all.
White headphones instantly make 50% of people think "loser" or "sucker", the other 50% think "dammit! I wish i could afford a replacement Ipod since mine broke / died"
Fucking tools.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I loathe Apple consumers. I have witnessed and entire generation of people that bought shiny, white fecal matter and assumed they were part of a "movement".
It's just a fucking phone.
It's just a fucking computer.
No, wait. Let me rephrase that.
It's just a fucking "computer" for people that know dick about computers.
And that fucking phone? Wow, a touch screen. Such innovative technology. So innovative that most credit card readers have been using it for fucking years. Oh, and you get the intrawebs?!? Well, now it seems reasonable to pay...WAITAMINNIT! My computer does that. In fact, my notebook gets free internet tubes in McDonalds! Actually, I get free tubes in most places thatnks to unsecured Wi-Fi connections.
I have a Blackberry Pearl. My job gave it to me. It has fucking everything on it. Granted, I can't touch the screen and make it go, but I really don't need to.
You know what I use it for?
MAKING PHONE CALLS! It's just a fucking phone.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 07:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn....I'm sorry I missed this one. Shlongy FTW!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-05 05:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You get bagel for use of the word "Buffoon"
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-05 05:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
apple is for easily convinced retards who know nothing about quality.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-05 03:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't you guys hav ethe Nokia N95?
Awesome phone with built in SatNav that DOES work.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-04 22:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For someone so tech-savvy you certainly utterly failed to do any research before buying a 'phone. You got what you earned. Sell the iGotrippedoff on eBay and get a Crackberry or a BlackCrack on eBay. They're just better.
I have a AT&T Samsung Blackjack II. It works great. Only complaint: it doesn't have a headphone jack, which means I have to use an mp3 player on airplanes. It's an issue only rarely.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-06-04 22:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's what you get for blindly following the herd. Has there ever been a new product that worked correctly in it's first release? Maybe next time you should wait a week or two before rushing out and buying the next thing that Apple says will make you cool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 22:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...he's as much of an intellectual as that Cro-Magnum Kimbo Slice.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-04 21:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for Oathmeal showing how "intellectual" he is by getting into a frothing fit about an internet insult.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken
bone!
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bought one of these fucking iphones, hated it because of the lacking features and then started researching how to make it better. I ended up hacking it a few days after I bought it. I say all this because I honestly wonder if they shipped the phone in a bare-bones state (minus MMS, etc.) because they wanted the net nerds to manufacture programs for the iphone. And you're right, the phone is nice, now - AFTER adding voice dialing, MMS and all those things.
Any thoughts?
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No.. THIS ISN'T ME !
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want a smart phone that will fit in my pocket with all that basic capability, a fairly decent camera with a flash (Razr has none), and built-in wifi. How long before I can get that, 3 years?
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Blackberry 8120.
# 802.11G WiFi
# 2 Megapixel Camera with 5x zoom, video & flash
# 4.2 x 2.0 x 0.6 inches (in inches w/ standard battery)
# Weight: 3.2 ounces (w/ standard battery)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What Slothsucker said.
Time was, you just expected a rain of -2's on a first post unless you were original/funny/not lame.
I've seen worse, but I've also seen much, much better.
I thought a 0 was pretty generous, myself...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
0.56 on 61 reviews is very warm!
Don't be ungrateful.
(Welcome).
Submitted by MoPed (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL thanks for the warm welcome guys : ) oh and I missed the lame pulitzer winner wannabe haters who think they appear intelligent by flaming ppl for grammar and typos. A warm and friendly "suck a dick" to u all!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always been of the opinion that anyone who fell for Apple's i-phone marketing gimmick was already about two steps away from drinking the special kool-aid.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad Apple's around to rock the boat every once in a while, but the i-phone was a terrible product from the get-go (even before Apple's severe software restrictions).
*end smug rant*
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a shadow and I like it...so there
me and peter fucking pan
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read it
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING PHONE
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is for the oathy/shlongy fight.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know it was that crappy, though I almost never buy things when they're hyped, so my attitude towards it was already negative.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHLONGY PLEASE STOP E-MAILING ME!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you thought that the reviews were helpful, too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well I actually find some of this info useful. Because really..with all the prettiness and possible options, no matter how many products reviews I read, it can be very easy to forget an important one and take for granted 'oh, I'm sure I can save a photo from this message' or voice record or IM' when my Razr does all that for much less money.
I don't want to but Mac products and hell, as your first post for all I know you work for a competitor. But I've been lusting after some sort of smartphone for a while. I knew I wouldn't want the first gen iphone and I'd prefer another manufacturer.
I want a smart phone that will fit in my pocket with all that basic capability, a fairly decent camera with a flash (Razr has none), and built-in wifi. How long before I can get that, 3 years?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man...the shit about me "emailing him"....He has totally lost it.
And that's assuming he HAD it at one point.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least you are less annoying than the original oathy.
And, you use less capital letters.
I wonder what his new Uber name will be when he signs on tomorrow?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh good christ...I fear that Bubba has himself another account.
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Believe me, dude, when I saw the password posted I had to give it a shot.
It didn't work. :-/
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy you suck want to fight let's go
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh good christ...I fear that Bubba has himself another account.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM OATHMEAL AND I AM GAY I LIKE MEN PLEASE SEND OVER A FEW HOT SWEATY ONES THANKS
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol WOW
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to say "sadie".
This fucking nutjob keeps trying to "convince Uber" that I've emailed him "personal info" on myself.
Could he be any more fucking stupid than that?
I wish I never HEARD of this a-hole...BUT I'M EMAILING HIM MY HOME ADDRESS AND STUFF.
DID I EMAIL YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS TOO? I HOPE I DID.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE MEN
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i find it funny that this is MoPed's first post and a fight breaks out. That's what the +2 is for.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN: UBERSITE!!! I AM GAY!!
SORRY SHLONGY I APOLOGiZE!! YOU ARE RIGHT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one sent you anything, you obsessed nutcase.
You've Googled me for three years...I can only imagine what the walls of your shitty little apartment look like.
I'm sure you have ALL of my vital stats but nobody is believeing for one second that anyone "sent" them to you.
You make Travis Bickle look like Gandhi.
Keep it up, nutjob.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your "point is made"???
Bauahahahahahahahaha...
Oh, you made something alright, you worthless fuck...but it's not a "point".
Did you check on the IP # of these "supposed emails" yet, Einstein?
You're fucking dumber than...who's the dumbest poster on this website?
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Pick me!! Pick me!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what? fuck this.
Enjoy.
user: GangsterSquid
pass: oathcakes
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your "point is made"???
Bauahahahahahahahaha...
Oh, you made something alright, you worthless fuck...but it's not a "point".
Did you check on the IP # of these "supposed emails" yet, Einstein?
You're fucking dumber than...who's the dumbest poster on this website?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SO WHAT LINE ARE WE GOING TO WALK, SHLONGY?
THE REAL ONE OR THE FAKE ONE?
CAN'T DISTINGUISH UBERSITE FROM REALITY, CAN YOU?
You go out of your way to piss me off, Shlongy and you do it daily. Then you have the nerve to send me your address in SC, your employer's address, your PHONE NUMBER and your WIFE'S FULL NAME????
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You honestly must be ITCHING to be ruined.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, leave real names out of your tantrums, shitforbrains.
You'll notice I never use yours when I'm making you eat my shit.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool, Shadow. Now back to the adventures of Shlongy vs Oathmeal.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything's a fucking joke isn't it Shlongy?
Can't take me seriously for 10 seconds, can you?
Too afraid I'd reduce you to a crying heap of bloody flesh and tears. I imagined as much.
Let it be written: Shlongy has only met my offer with trite sarcasm and no intent whatsoever. A sincere pussy, in the truest sense of the word.
Fucking moron. I'm done here, my point is made.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you've made enough "personal threats" in this public forum, dicklick.
Leave a few more so the authorities have a nice record when you finally snap.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're writing a letter to a company to explain how angry you are over the failure of their product, presumably because you hope some resolution or refund is possible, it really shouldn't sound like an email to your buddy about that girl that dissed you. You're not impressing anyone with colloquialisms, or slang, or 1337, or text speak.
It you're not hoping for a resolution, and you're just writing an angry letter for the sake of talking shit, you'd be better off squeezing one out to a porno and moving on with your life. It'll take the edge off a lot faster.
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"It you're not hoping for a resolution..."
See? No one is perfect.
:)
________________________
I'll be sure to -2 myself while screaming your name. :P
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never sent ONE mail to you, assface.
Check the IP #.
Someone is having fun at our expense, you stupid fuck.
I wouldn't know your email address if you flew over my house dragging it on a bi-plane.
Nr do I care to know it.
So leave me out of your twisted fantasies, jagoff.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what shadow said, but with more dislike of the post from me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...I'm getting ready. Let me make sure I have everything.
Grocery list (milk, bread, 7 watermelons)
Directions to 'oathy's house in SLC'
Bag of blunt objects.
OK, dipshit, do I make a left turn once I enter the Trailer Park or is it a right?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Shlongy. You just can't seem to get enough of me, can you?
Want to keep playing Ubersite footsie? Hmm? Want to keep sending me e-mails with your personal information, taunting me?
You idiotic little worm...I promise I will find a way to fuck you up if you really want it. Send another e-mail.
Just one. Send me one fucking more e-mail, Shlongy.
This time include your whereabouts in a week. I'll drop the dosh it takes to get there. It'll be worth every fucking penny to see your frail, weak ass bloody and beaten, begging for me to pull my foot off your broken left leg.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE AS SOON AS I FINISH LIFTING THIS GRAND PIANO UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS...BY MYSELF.
JUST FOR EXERCISE.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pssttt!! Oathy:
It's "between you and ME."
:)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm dead fucking serious. Shlongy has paraded around long enough telling people that I'm 'afraid' of him and that I backed down when he visited Atlanta years ago.
That's BULLSHIT.
I have at least 80 pounds on that elfish little fuck and I'll be DAMNED if I'm going to back down to a 4'11", 120 pound moneygrubbing alcoholic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it "my last chance"?
You planning on killing yourself?
I hope there's a post on the big day.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're writing a letter to a company to explain how angry you are over the failure of their product, presumably because you hope some resolution or refund is possible, it really shouldn't sound like an email to your buddy about that girl that dissed you. You're not impressing anyone with colloquialisms, or slang, or 1337, or text speak.
It you're not hoping for a resolution, and you're just writing an angry letter for the sake of talking shit, you'd be better off squeezing one out to a porno and moving on with your life. It'll take the edge off a lot faster.
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"It you're not hoping for a resolution..."
See? No one is perfect.
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahahahahahaha
Roid Rage below!
Eat some more steroids, Shitforbrains.
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. I'LL SWING THROUGH SALT LAKE CITY ON MY WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE.
He can dish - constantly - but he sure can't take it.
PS. Fuck off.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fight. fight. fight. fight.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright Shlongy you fucking son of a bitch.
You want me to get mad? YOU GOT IT. I'M MAD. VERY MAD.
You want to fight you piece of shit? Name it. I'm there.
BUT THE DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I won't show up with a fucking grab bag of blunt objects to use like a fucking PUSSY. No.
I don't need golf clubs to crumple.
So what's it going to be Jeff? You want to come to Salt Lake City? I'm here for another few weeks at least.
If you decline you might as well be telling me that you're my bitch because this is the last chance you're going to get, faggot.
Name the date.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're writing a letter to a company to explain how angry you are over the failure of their product, presumably because you hope some resolution or refund is possible, it really shouldn't sound like an email to your buddy about that girl that dissed you. You're not impressing anyone with colloquialisms, or slang, or 1337, or text speak.
It you're not hoping for a resolution, and you're just writing an angry letter for the sake of talking shit, you'd be better off squeezing one out to a porno and moving on with your life. It'll take the edge off a lot faster.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As if that fucking retard oathmeal even HAS a girlfriend.
His biggest lie yet.
OK, second biggest behind "I didn't hide from Shlongy when he came to Atlanta (twice)...he hid from me".
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Okay you should know up front that I'm totally tech savvy"
TOTALLY? FOR SURE? LOL!
This could have been written so much better, without losing the hate.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I saw the first typo.
Using slang is not improper. You don't have a clue.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pardon, it was "cuz"
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"who can't plug in a printer or sent a text message"
There's one.
"coz"
There's two
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I appreciate your hatoraid, but you're not communicating effectively with typos and bad grammar. The folks who receive this will discount your opinion based on a perceived deficiency in intelligence.
Also, it turns out customer service reps can be some very vindictive bitches, as I learned with my last Cingular / AT&T experience... rank cunt nearly screwed up my credit rating.
Just saying.
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Bullshit. Point out the mistakes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lack of mms is gay, and video.
otherwise it's a superb phone.
the web access alone is worth the money.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is some weird timing.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
StuPed
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As for the post... I'm very disappointed to hear this shit from too many sources for it to be disgruntled idiots who can't work the product. I'm a longtime Mac user and currently have a Nano and a MacBook and both kick ass. What a shame.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 15:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My girlfriend just described me as an:
"angst ridden, intellectual meat head with a super charged sex drive"
I wonder, is that accurate?
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If you step up from the phone babes getting $3.99 an hour to the ultrahotties (well, they sound ultrahot anyhow) demanding $9.99 an hour, they'll call you God and tell you your penis is sacred. They'll also sing songs about your penis. Ballads, hymns, or old-school rock, all used as a framework for praising your penis.
At least that's what Shlongy says.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I appreciate your hatoraid, but you're not communicating effectively with typos and bad grammar. The folks who receive this will discount your opinion based on a perceived deficiency in intelligence.
Also, it turns out customer service reps can be some very vindictive bitches, as I learned with my last Cingular / AT&T experience... rank cunt nearly screwed up my credit rating.
Just saying.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-04 15:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-04 15:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-04 15:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have always hated Apple and their, "This is shiny and Feist's music is so indie so we can charge an extra $500 while giving the consumer a shitty product," attitude.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-04 15:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My girlfriend just described me as an:
"angst ridden, intellectual meat head with a super charged sex drive"
I wonder, is that accurate?