Mysteries of Religion: Who has the most Bangable Broads??? (1187 hits)
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Submitted by This isn't The Drake you're looking for (View user info) at 2008-06-05 11:08:21 EDT
Last message broke..I dunno.
Hope this works.
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-29 13:24:16 EDT (#)
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See there big guy? Just for you :*
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-09 15:29:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-05 13:54:14 EDT (#)
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Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-06-12 21:25:42 EDT (#)
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Killer. Should have been longer though.
Overall, I'd give it an A-
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-06 08:22:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-05 23:58:41 EDT (#)
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See...'hottest' and 'most bangable' often have very different meanings.
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Well you're both baby!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-06 06:34:42 EDT (#)
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I'm going to have to go with Shinto on this one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-05 23:58:41 EDT (#)
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See...'hottest' and 'most bangable' often have very different meanings.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-05 21:22:38 EDT (#)
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Bahá'í
AMAZING KEGELS
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-05 19:52:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-05 18:49:10 EDT (#)
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Zeus is the best at getting some.
Muslim, especially Persian, chicks are pretty hot...so are Jews too.
Tough call between the two.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-05 18:07:23 EDT (#)
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The Mormons have the most hot babes. By far. It's their only attraction.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-05 17:16:24 EDT (#)
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+2 BECAUSE OFFICE SPACE IS ON.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-05 17:03:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 15:47:54 EDT (#)
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I've never been to egypt.
I HAVE been to england and almost all the british girls I saw had a gut.
not a massive, nasty one, but a little pudge in the front that back home, people spend good money to get rid of.
Weird Cultural stuff.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-05 15:39:31 EDT (#)
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In egypt I was amazed by the quality of women, and I developed a theory, which most of the people I worked with could get behind.
Most ugly women know they are ugly. In a society where it is perfectly acceptable to dress like a garbage bag there is no pressure for th eugly ones to even try.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-05 13:54:14 EDT (#)
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Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 13:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-05 13:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:06:52 EDT (#)
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Mormon is a made-up religion.
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Aren't they all? Unless you ACTUALLY believe that an ACTUAL God passed down His ACTUAL philosophy to some dude X millennia ago. Of course some ACTUAL proof would be nice. I like the idea of Jesus and salvation and all that but I'm not going stop stroking off to my Nazi porn archive on faith alone.
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Hey, Im with you. When I die, I fully expect to be eaten by worms.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-05 13:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:06:52 EDT (#)
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Mormon is a made-up religion.
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Aren't they all? Unless you ACTUALLY believe that an ACTUAL God passed down His ACTUAL philosophy to some dude X millennia ago. Of course some ACTUAL proof would be nice. I like the idea of Jesus and salvation and all that but I'm not going stop stroking off to my Nazi porn archive on faith alone.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:29:25 EDT (#)
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and for the sake of time and not getting carpal tunnel, Im sticking with the big 3 religions here.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:28:44 EDT (#)
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eh.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:28:35 EDT (#)
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If you actually read it, your review might have been different.
Might.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:27:24 EDT (#)
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There are more religions....
Nice start though
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:06:52 EDT (#)
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Mormon is a made-up religion.
And if it's real, then it sucks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:06:10 EDT (#)
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Everything that LTAP knows about broads of ANY flavor can be summed up by the following:
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:05:37 EDT (#)
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what about the mormons who are all "oohh, no, sir, don't touch me there, don't - YES YES OH GOD YES YES NOW DO IT FROM BEHIND"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:03:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:02:31 EDT (#)
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If you fuck a Zen Buddhist, and no one comes, does the tree fall?
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There is no spoon.....ing.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:02:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:59:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:47:44 EDT (#)
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I like Jew broads, too.
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Probably because being near Jews is the only time when your nose won't look so ridiculously oversized.
I'd give Muslims a C- because either they're Muslims (and therefore hideous and shoufa'd) or are pretty much not Muslim. Also, Christian girls can do a lot of experimentation - it all just depends on their viewpoint. A lot of them who are on abstinence thingies will do oral and anal because they think it doesn't count.
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Good points all around.
I agree with the muslim comment, I lowered their score because the vast majority are the hideous freaks but the ones that WERE hot, trumped the others.
And Christian Girls CAN get into some pretty raunchy shit. True story, the first time I ever did anal with a girl was a girl I went to Caddichism (sp.?) with growing up.
Christians...you never know.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:02:31 EDT (#)
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If you fuck a Zen Buddhist, and no one comes, does the tree fall?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:59:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:47:44 EDT (#)
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I like Jew broads, too.
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Probably because being near Jews is the only time when your nose won't look so ridiculously oversized.
I'd give Muslims a C- because either they're Muslims (and therefore hideous and shoufa'd) or are pretty much not Muslim. Also, Christian girls can do a lot of experimentation - it all just depends on their viewpoint. A lot of them who are on abstinence thingies will do oral and anal because they think it doesn't count.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:59:28 EDT (#)
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From the BOSH, that means something!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:57:31 EDT (#)
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WRONG
Also Muslims
ahahahahha
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:56:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:54:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:45:43 EDT (#)
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i goggled jewish weemen and got butt ugly.
either you have a better google with an ugly filter or your standards are low or you are gay.
here's hoping you have a filter
attn. this is not a drake sighting
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Must be the filter...I got Israeli Army babes, big-tittied models and all kinds of delights (coupled with the ugly ones but my eyes roll past ugly people)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:47:44 EDT (#)
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I like Jew broads, too.
user: GangsterSquid
pass: oathcakes
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:45:43 EDT (#)
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i goggled jewish weemen and got butt ugly.
either you have a better google with an ugly filter or your standards are low or you are gay.
here's hoping you have a filter
attn. this is not a drake sighting
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:43:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:33:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:30:02 EDT (#)
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Hmm, I'm not sure you can use Streisand as an example of hotness. This needed more pics all round.
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It wasn't meant for a hot example, I just googled "christian women", "Jewish WOmen" etc. and clicked on the first ones that were acceptable.
But still though...streisand has pretty eyes....HAD pretty eyes.
IM NOT GAY!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:30:02 EDT (#)
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Hmm, I'm not sure you can use Streisand as an example of hotness. This needed more pics all round.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:26:55 EDT (#)
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http://www.peacecouncil.org/images_user/dhammanandaportrait.jpg
As Tradional As Tevye
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:25:22 EDT (#)
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I'm afraid sarah from accounting is somewhat of a letdown.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:22:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:18:36 EDT (#)
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I know, but proper ones from asia and stuff.
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So Sarah from accounting in Denver, CO. doesn't count, lol.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:19:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:17:18 EDT (#)
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I banged a sinner - Uncle Scratch (a band, you tube it)
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I'll have to after work, they're nazis about bandwidth.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:18:36 EDT (#)
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I know, but proper ones from asia and stuff.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:17:18 EDT (#)
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I banged a sinner - Uncle Scratch (a band, you tube it)
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:16:22 EDT (#)
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I'd hate to correct a smart person like you, orph, but in honorable mentions there are, in fact, two of them.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:16:03 EDT (#)
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Lose another for my inability to spell lose.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:15:39 EDT (#)
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Loose a point for the lack of buddhist chicks.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:09:04 EDT (#)
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Yay!