The Intricacies of the Male – Female Relationship (292 hits)
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Submitted by ENV3NOM (View user info) at 2008-06-05 11:41:31 EDT
Male: You know, it's funny how you pick up things subconsciously even when you're not completely focused. For example, I didn't pay attention at all in chemistry class during high school, and yet somehow years later I can still tell you that the atomic number of Cesium is 55.
Female: No it's not, it's 56.
Male: I'm pretty sure 56 is Barium.
Female: Nope, you're wrong.
Male: Are you sure, because I could swear Cesium is 55.
Female: I'm sorry, you're mistaken.
Male: No, seriously, look, I have the Periodic Table right here in front of me and it clearly shows that the atomic number of Cesium is 55.
Female: I SAID NO!
Male: (relents) Fine, you're right, it's 56.
Female: (smiling) Of course I'm right, I'm always right.
Male: (sighs - to himself) I better be getting some tonight.
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-05 18:54:20 EDT (#)
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Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.
Krusty Gets Busted
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:24:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:49:47 EDT (#)
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Sounds like you've got yourself a real winner.
So when you two are getting it on, she's in the strap-on, right?
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I don't understand men who enjoy strap-ons to be honest, unless they're being used on other women, then it makes sense.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:53:39 EDT (#)
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oh dear
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:52:19 EDT (#)
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Wow, now I can go out and find me a wife!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:49:47 EDT (#)
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Sounds like you've got yourself a real winner.
So when you two are getting it on, she's in the strap-on, right?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:48:11 EDT (#)
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sweet! How insightful! Please tell us more...
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:47:09 EDT (#)
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cool!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:46:00 EDT (#)
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Good fucking grief
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:44:57 EDT (#)
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Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:42:58 EDT (#)
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