Did Albert Fish Watch Too Much Internets (1115 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-06-06 10:10:35 EDT
Sure sounds like he did based on his confessions...
"I brought him to the Riker Avenue dumps. There is a house that stands alone, not far from where I took him. I took the boy there.
Stripped him naked and tied his hands and feet and gagged him with a piece of dirty rag I picked out of the dump. Then I shit on his chest. Then I burned his clothes. Then I threw his shoes in the dump.
Then I walked back and took the trolley to 59 Street at 2 a.m. and walked from there home. Then the next day about 2 p.m., I took tools, a good heavy cat-o-nine tails. Home made. Short handle. Cut one of my belts in half, slit these halves in six strips about 8 inches long.
I whipped his bare behind till the blood ran from his legs. I cut off his ears, nose, slit his mouth from ear to ear. Gouged out his eyes. He was dead then. I stuck the knife in his belly and held my mouth to his body and drank his blood. I picked up four old potato sacks and gathered a pile of stones.
Then I cut his dick off and slapped him in the face with it, twice. I had a grip with me. I put his nose, ears and a few slices of his belly in the grip. Then I cut him through the middle of his body. Just below the belly button.
Then through his legs about 2 inches below his behind. I put this in my grip with a lot of paper. I cut off the head, feet, arms, hands and the legs below the knee. This I put in sacks weighed with stones, tied the ends and threw them into the pools of slimy water you will see all along the road going to North Beach.
I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked best. His cocknballs had a nice little fat behind to roast in the oven and eat. I made a stew out of his ears, nose, pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good.
Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his tiny cock and grape nuts and skeeted on his face. I put strips of bacon on each ass cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about 1/4 hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions.
At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy. In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through.
I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did. I ate every bit of the meat in about four days.
His penis was a sweet as a nut, but his balls I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet"""
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-07 21:44:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-04 19:02:38 PDT (#)
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i even heard about those conclusions from the us department of energy on fucking fox news hannity & colmes while i was flipping channels on sirius, driving in the middle of nowhere in canada, hangovered.
you have to wonder how people like jack can't pick up information like that and be so disconnected with reality when nowadays, you can't even spend ten seconds in a remote area without hearing headlines and breaking news and whatnot.
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That's because he probably gets his news from Bill O'Reilly and/or other god awful right wing radio shows.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:12:21 EDT (#)
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:30:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-08 18:59:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-06-07 12:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-07 11:38:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:49:30 EDT (#)
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Also neither one of those are that bad. Caul do you still have the video of the man getting a vibrator vshoved up his dick hole? THAT made me ill.
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OH GOD WHY???!!!
BLARRRRFFFFF
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-07 11:38:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:49:30 EDT (#)
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Also neither one of those are that bad. Caul do you still have the video of the man getting a vibrator vshoved up his dick hole? THAT made me ill.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-07 11:37:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:49:17 EDT (#)
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: http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20070321.html
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2008-06-07 01:05:38 EDT (#)
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There's stranger shit than this happening as I type this review and we discuss this topic.
Don't doubt it.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-06-06 23:57:02 EDT (#)
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I was JUST reading that on Wikki-whatever yesterday. He was a sick potato.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-06 20:23:30 EDT (#)
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maggots are natures sulfa powder and they're not that bad considering the alternative
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-06 18:43:59 EDT (#)
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maggots are repellent in every way.
But did you know that besides leeches, maggots are sometimes used in medicine? Like if someone has a gangrenous area on the body, maggots can be applied to eat the dead flesh away.
We used to get some horribly neglected nursing home residents from a particular care center that later shut down and the admins and staff prosecuted. Anyway, the residents would come in with abscessed bedsores. One had been neglected so long, maggots were in the sores.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:49:30 EDT (#)
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Also neither one of those are that bad. Caul do you still have the video of the man getting a vibrator vshoved up his dick hole? THAT made me ill.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:39:24 EDT (#)
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I'd hit blowfly girl.
Only with the maggots inside of course.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:51:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:59:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:49:17 EDT (#)
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: http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20070321.html
http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/wholestory1.html
God-damn you internet. God-damn you all to hell.
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Why the hell did i read that? It was so intensly disgusting i couldnt look away!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:59:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:49:17 EDT (#)
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: http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20070321.html
http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/wholestory1.html
God-damn you internet. God-damn you all to hell.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:45:02 EDT (#)
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wow
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:59:25 EDT (#)
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Albert Fish was a 4chaner
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:49:17 EDT (#)
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: http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20070321.html
http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/wholestory1.html
God-damn you internet. God-damn you all to hell.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:40:21 EDT (#)
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ah then perhaps you would prefer this slightly more factual account: http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20070321.html
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:26:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:53:42 EDT (#)
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I hope that is simply a story and not actually true.
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Blowfly girl is up there with bonsaii cats.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:53:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:46:11 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck did i read this....
http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/wholestory1.html
Oh my fucking god.
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I hope that is simply a story and not actually true. Even so, it is disturbing that anyone would consider doing what is described here long enough to imagine the possible results. At least there're no pictures - I just had some good Pad Thai and I'd hate to yarf it all over my patio table.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:46:08 EDT (#)
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life imitating art imitating life???
It's quite a fucked up world.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:25:02 EDT (#)
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He also enjoyed being spanked with a board that had nails driven through it.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:13:04 EDT (#)
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Thank God for the Internet, now all the Albert Fishes of the world can gather together on forums and form a "community".
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:10:37 EDT (#)
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reads like bubba's porn stories.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:08:53 EDT (#)
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I was wondering if you had been reading abit of www.crimelibrary.com , I"m addicted to that site, read about this Albert Fish guy ages ago. However, I've moved on from 'serial killers' to 'child killers'
next week;
'sexual predators'
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:06:23 EDT (#)
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just read blowfly girl.
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blink....blink
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I cant process what I just read.
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I...
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I mean, she just.....
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and then..........
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no.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:05:14 EDT (#)
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F.J - yes I did... Surprised she even lived after that. I'd hate to see the mess of her after it. For all her crazy, she seems like an ok person. Like the way she wrote it although I was nearly hurling into my bag of assorted nuts and raisens.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:48:05 EDT (#)
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You didn't read all of it did you Banj?
You have a stronger gag reflex than I.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:46:17 EDT (#)
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I just read the blowfly girl stuff.... Holy motherfucking maggots!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:46:11 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck did i read this....
http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/wholestory1.html
Oh my fucking god.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:42:03 EDT (#)
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Q: Did Albert Fish Watch Too Much Internets
A: Yes, where else would one find a recipe with 4 onions!?!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:41:44 EDT (#)
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DAD?!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:37:10 EDT (#)
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That's fucking gross.
Turnips AND celery? Eurgh.
I wanksturbated to the rest of it though.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:37:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:28:45 EDT (#)
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Blowfly girl
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Lovely!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:31:41 EDT (#)
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Probably
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:28:45 EDT (#)
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Blowfly girl kicks the shit outta that dude:
When the time is right, I'll spread my legs wide and give myself completely to them. I will gather the shitty meat and begin to push it all inside me, inside my vagina. What a great cum that will be, I know it. I will fill myself with as much as I can possibly hold, maybe all of it. I want them to have lots of food when they hatch inside me, my tiny repulsive spawn. And then, having gone all the way on our first date, and taken the seed of the blowflies into my body, I will go back home to wait.
http://rdk.homeip.net/blowfly_girl/wholestory1.html
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:27:37 EDT (#)
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I'm going to cry and have nightmares...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:26:23 EDT (#)
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Theres a couple wierdos out there nowadays
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:22:49 EDT (#)
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Woah. Dark.
I'm hungry.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:19:13 EDT (#)
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Legend has it that when they executed him the circuits blew because he had inserted so many metal pins into his body.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:16:52 EDT (#)
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all because the kid asked him for the time.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:16:39 EDT (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:13:17 EDT (#)
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or this http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/notorious/fish/9.html