BeforeEmily Is a Lesbian! (477 hits)
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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-06-06 14:19:28 EDT
She told me of her lezzy experiments.
That is all.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*****APPROPRIATE USE OF THE MINUS 2, A LECTURE BY SPAMUEL SPAMSONSON*****
You see, what you've done there is spend a few minutes (10 maybe?) dropping -2's on loads of my old posts with the net result being that my average rating drops from 1.77 to 1.76.
It's a rookie mistake and an easy one to make to be honest, but do you see how inefficient this is?
But I have almost 80 posts and lets face it, you don't want to have to go through EVERY one of those and rate them because frankly that'd be a bit dull and screams of lonliness.
So what you REALLY need to do is learn to maximise your use of the -2.
A -2 on a post with 60 odd reviews has a very small effect on that post's rating and almost no effect at all on a user's rating.
A -2 on a post with only 2 reviews though (like maybe an ubermadness post)... well that's an entiely different ball game that is. That's where you can REALLY start to mix things up.
Just think, If you went back and -2'd everything I'd ever written with say, 10 or less reviews, you could potentially bring my average rating down to 1.71 or even 1.69!!
SUCCESS!!
It's also great to -2 evey post somebody has done that had a perfect 2 rating (I have about 3 or 4 of those btw) because those posts are REALLY important and actually MEAN SOMETHING.
Hope this helps you in your future endeavours.
Spam
xxx
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-06 17:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I regret this post above all others.
Faggot below.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-06-06 17:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHxUVYY5Fb4
Linus.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-06 17:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA FAIL BELOW.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/highschool/gossip/index.htmshutthehellup?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's even worse than this: I don't even think that the broads want her on "their team".
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Linus Is A Fucking Attention Whore!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unfortunately, I have to +2 this. It's in the fucking contract.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for trying.-2 for sucking really damn hard.(and not on my dick)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry linus, but this is not cool.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This should drop pretty quick.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someones sexual preference is their own choice and Im quite happy for them to keep it to themselves.
Unless...
They happen to be female bisexual Swedish supermodel twins, then I demand they keep it on my face and junk
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking go home and die.
Die.
For the love of god, please die.
Just. Fucking. Die.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you arent posting pictures or a story of such activity... FAIL...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and you didn't relate them here because...?