The Beauty of Nature (829 hits)
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Submitted by Jon (View user info) at 2008-06-06 16:58:35 EDT
About 3 weeks ago I was walking into work and I saw a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest. It was still chirping and I could see another bird I assumed was its mother on a branch above me chirping away frantically. I ran through all the scenerios for this poor baby bird and unless I did something. They mostly ended with something eating it, a little boy smashing it with his foot, or an elderly woman squatting over the top of it and releasing liquid feces on it until it suffocated.
I had to rescue this bird, but I was going into work. It was at that moment that a beam of light shot down from the cloud onto the chirping bird. A choir came out of nowhere and sang in perfect harmony... holding a single, beautiful chord.
I felt possessed as I began to walk toward the bird. There was finally a sense of meaning to my life. I felt my chest explode up with a sympathy and understanding I never knew was there... I slowed to where the bird was twitching and began to reach my hand out. I could feel the bird's energy flowing into my arm as...
"PPPPPTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
It was scenerio 3.
The old woman ran off into the trees with her pants still down and I saw her scale a tree and settle into her nest made out of depends and grandchildren's drawings.
Wing Lee will pay... God as my witness. That asian BITCH will PAY.
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-05 01:37:39 EDT (#)
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nice guys don't win races
Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:52:02 EDT (#)
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wat
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-06 22:43:47 EDT (#)
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i live about 1100 yards uphill from that oak grove but unfortunately it's not a clear shot
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-06 19:11:18 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-06 18:42:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-06 18:26:18 EDT (#)
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Why and wtf?
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-06-06 18:13:01 EDT (#)
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the first time i went into san fran there was a homeless chick droppin a duece right in front of fishermans wharf. I was both distrubed and excited.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-06 17:26:02 EDT (#)
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*fails to smile*