Veronica Zemmanova for those that like NICE TITS !! (1891 hits)
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Submitted by centaur (View user info) at 2008-06-07 17:58:58 EDT
Flame.....
After this epic failure http://www.ubersite.com/m/117118 it was clear to me that Uber is populated by homo's and fat lesbians.
But, I like to oblige homo's and fat lesbians, hence THIS post.
As little effort, thought and planning went into this pots HOWEVER I EXPECT +2's !!
You all promised :o(
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-10 18:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-10 09:22:38 EDT (#)
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Good lord you fail.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-06-09 20:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't believe this is only the second +2
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-09 14:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL at the whore below.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-09 13:45:55 EDT (#)
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I rest my case, you are a total fucktard, well done genius.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-09 13:11:18 EDT (#)
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whether we should be able to or not it IS still nsfw and would be merely decent to notate such so that while we're barely paying attention we can catch that and avoid losing our jobs.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-09 10:17:44 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the NSFW warning.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-09 04:06:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-08 12:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No NSFW tag = auto -2. Learn about Uber or die. Or learn about Uber AND die. Whichever is worse for you.
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Fuck you dickweed.
If you cannot determine the content of this post without a NSFW tag you are a bigger fucking idiot than you constantly make yourself look on Uber.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-09 03:57:27 EDT (#)
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our cleaning lady
so what?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-08 18:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-08 15:12:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:13:06 EDT (#)
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Anyway...for your next assignment...how 'bout some small tits? Maybe some Nastassja Kinski boobs. She was and is, for the love of Christ, the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the planet after all.
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I just recently watched "Cat People" again. Holy shit. Women like her make bras seem like an abomination.
I'm convinced that the scene of her getting tied down on the bed made me the pervert I am today.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-08 14:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-08 12:42:24 EDT (#)
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Ok, have a +1 for making the gif, and stop yer sobbin'.
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WooHoo!!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-06-08 13:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She's thinking about me. And chances are, so are the rest of you bitches.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-06-08 13:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like small tits and I cannot lie
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-06-08 13:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOOO
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-08 12:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No NSFW tag = auto -2. Learn about Uber or die. Or learn about Uber AND die. Whichever is worse for you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-08 12:42:24 EDT (#)
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Ok, have a +1 for making the gif, and stop yer sobbin'.
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-06-08 10:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more Pooper
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:24:54 EDT (#)
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Word of warning: Don't post NK nude from the movie "To the Devil, a Daughter." She's underage...and fully frontally nude. That's considered bad over here.
Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:24:36 EDT (#)
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They ARE nice tits.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, Beano. This +2 is given only because I promised on account of the Brandon Webb thing, although I'm not sure if my promise is applicable to your alters. Still...
Anyway, those tits are nasty. See...I can say that, because I've experienced tits like that and, while they were not nasty, per se, I couldn't help but imagine them when they were 50, which isn't something I should have been thinking about at the time, but whatever, I did. Of course Ms. Zemanovkerchomskiheriditurite, or whatever, may have fake tits, and I expect they are...I don't know...hard for me to tell, as I've never experienced fake tits, which you might think is odd, but I've been with the same woman for a long time, and fake tits only came into fashion after she and I hooked up...I guess...I don't really know.
Anyway...for your next assignment...how 'bout some small tits? Maybe some Nastassja Kinski boobs. She was and is, for the love of Christ, the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the planet after all. Okay that's my offer. Action GIF of NK boobs = +2s for life for your alters. What do I care. Or you could write something, which, while not likely to earn you +2s for life, is more likely to be interesting to me as I'm kinda bored of boobs. Actually I'm really bored of boobs. Images of boobs, that is. Still love real boobs.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-08 02:58:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-07 20:33:22 EDT (#)
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ATTN UBERSITE: My name is Jason and I am teh ghey.
The fat fuck that posted this is just an idiot.
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Meltdown above.
I agree btw.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-08 02:57:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-07 18:58:46 EDT (#)
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Certainly better, but you're missing the point. Nekkid pictures of women who get nekkid for a living are nothing special. You found that gif so it must dawn on you that everyone else can too. She puts her pictures in the 'tubes specifically so people can see them. Posting it gets you no more than a 0.
+2able pictures of nekkid women are those that are posted by the subject woman on purpose AND that aren't heinous. +1able pictures of nekkid women are those that are remarkable in some way, such as the nekkid women seen here http://www.ubersite.com/m/117113
Try harder.
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I MADE this gif.
Cries emo tears.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-07 23:28:56 EDT (#)
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"homo's"
Learn to fucking pluralize
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-07 22:49:07 EDT (#)
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WAIT A SECOND: YOU FOUND PORN ON THE INTERNET?
Alert the authorities.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-07 20:33:22 EDT (#)
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ATTN UBERSITE: My name is Jason and I am teh ghey.
The fat fuck that posted this is just an idiot.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-07 19:52:12 EDT (#)
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You're improving.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-07 19:35:39 EDT (#)
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much better than the other one...but see below.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-07 18:58:46 EDT (#)
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Certainly better, but you're missing the point. Nekkid pictures of women who get nekkid for a living are nothing special. You found that gif so it must dawn on you that everyone else can too. She puts her pictures in the 'tubes specifically so people can see them. Posting it gets you no more than a 0.
+2able pictures of nekkid women are those that are posted by the subject woman on purpose AND that aren't heinous. +1able pictures of nekkid women are those that are remarkable in some way, such as the nekkid women seen here http://www.ubersite.com/m/117113
Try harder.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-07 18:03:15 EDT (#)
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Stop being so fucking sensible TheBrad!
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-06-07 18:02:10 EDT (#)
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??? How is that going to make a homo happy?