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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-06-09 11:25:38 EDT




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Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the pic with buckfast = every road up here

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the pic with buckfast = your road.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um...I'm not sure how your numbering scheme is working...

But no, you are wrong.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha no, i just remember. it was on the news 'cos they had duped people out of a lot of cash.

is your flat in pic 12, on right?
i imagine i am right.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, the landlord told us the distillery had been shut down. But luckily for yours truly he had a huge stash of the whisky in his cellar that will last him for years to come.

You sleuthy little imp.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoooah there tiger.

I went to that distillery, there is only one on the island (and 8 televisions), this was arond 11 years ago.
I am certain that the distillery was shut down due to some big fraud scam thing. They were flogging 10 year malt that wasn't or something. I remember, on the news it was.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:17:03 EDT (#)
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No, not Kelly Brook. Nor a hooker, sadly. It was the opening night of my local lingerie shop (Agent Provocateur) and they had some real-life mannequins in the windows winking and waving at passers-by. I was there for hours.

Yes I went to a wee B&B to sample some of the local malt. It smelled like caramel. I got drunk and sunburnt on the boat, and slept like a baby that night. Sea air makes me sleepy.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that kelly Brooke?

Oh did you now, you sneaky thing. I can't see any pictures of cardboard boxes or DSS offices. Hmmm... :)

You were in Arran? Did you go to the pub? Oh, I love it there so much. And the locals were so lovely. Happy times.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fascinating indeed. Little known fact: I sneaked in pictures of both my flat and my place of work in this post!

I was in Arran at the weekend (my mate has a boat), it was stunning.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-11 08:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I forgot to tell thee, I saw the title for this post first on the MRR.
I thought 'Oooh, I like that title, I love the book, how interesting' and I was compelled to click on the post... Before I'd even noticed who wrote it.
Dum Dum DUUUM!

Fascinating and true.


Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 04:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The squinty bridge is fixed! Although I'm not going anywhere near that death-trap.

Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-10 20:02:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-10 09:02:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:30:59 EDT (#)
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Did you take any of these pictures yourself? Any preteen girl can make a collage.

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:23:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:23:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-10 14:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaaha, good ole Glasgow...

Cravings for buckfast though, its been a long time.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-10 14:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-10 19:33:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Does it do the same blinky stuff as the Millennium Bridge?

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Dunno, it was broken for ages, I think it's supposed to.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-10 14:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does it do the same blinky stuff as the Millennium Bridge?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-10 13:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I still think it's hilarious that the Squinty Bridge is basically a rip-off of the Millenium Bridge in the Toon.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-10 12:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-10 14:02:13 BST (#)
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Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:30:59 EDT (#)
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Did you take any of these pictures yourself? Any preteen girl can make a collage.

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+ I don't think the question of if you took the pics or not is important.
(You clearly didn't. :)

That chick looks like Kelly Brooke, who I LOVE.



Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-10 12:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-10 10:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LIKE IT!

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-10 10:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kick ass photos

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-10 09:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Auto +1 doctored photos

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-10 09:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:30:59 EDT (#)
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Did you take any of these pictures yourself? Any preteen girl can make a collage.

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Submitted by silverbolt (user info) at 2008-06-10 04:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-10 03:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

model like pics way cool.

now that ive seen it, i dont need to visit

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-10 00:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2008-06-09 19:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I once stabbed a man in Glasgow... he dared to insult me and.... alas I was forced to set about him with my bottle of Irn Bru

Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you take any of these pictures yourself? Any preteen girl can make a collage.

Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

was that a churro???

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-09 17:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been there. Thanks for providing me the opputunity to say that.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-09 17:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the name of the guy who takes the pictures in a way so that they look like toy models?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-09 17:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

reminds me, once again, how far modern architecture has lost it's way

Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2008-06-09 15:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love my city. Anywhere I have lived; from Aberdeen to Bali, Sidney to Amsterdam, there is no place like it. It has a certain, as the French would say, erm...........oh I don't know what.
The tramp playing the trumpet is awesome. Is that one of yours? Can I get a copy?
Also the daily ranger headline kind of summed up the whole airport saga.



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-09 14:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Particolored lighting at night doesn't make the place look any less dreary. Splash the buildings with purple spotlights and spraypainted tags all you like, the whole place looks like those two oldsters in the bottom right pic. Old and bent, but still going. I'd love to visit.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-06-09 14:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!"

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-09 13:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to go hoooooooooooooooooooooooooome

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-09 13:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never had the opportunity to visit the UK. Some questions:

1) Does anyone attend those churches for...ya know...church service?

2) Are the streets really that narrow?

3) Is that a hooker in the window?

4) How much does she charge?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i've just bought a flat in Glasgow by way of an investment.



Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Buckfast is a tonic wine drunk by the unemployed and the unempoyable. It is filthy cheap and tastes like death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pictures make me not have to read so much.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the third pic looks just like the church from the Legend of Zelda and the Ocarana of time.

what is Buckfast?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Edinburgh's better but some fantastic pics there.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

did you take these pictures or alter them in anyway?

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

F.J I saw your post here and I thought oh my god, I'm going to hae to ready this becasue they're always a good read. Then I thought, sod it, I'll just +2 and tell you I'll read it later but then I never think its fair to da that. Its like you know I'm totally incapable of reading anything today. Well done you for making it a picture post!!! Hooray!!!

Sweet pics to.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

effort


Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?

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