How does it happen? (683 hits)
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Submitted by Majik_Marker (View user info) at 2008-06-10 19:34:18 EDT
It doesn't happen overnight... but sometimes it happens without you even knowing it.
Love.
Yes.
I'm thinking about my wonderful girlfriend, and how I haven't seen her in a while. So much stuff has happened in so little time. It all started a few months ago...
February. I'm a cool and athletic kid, and I also happen to be naturally smart. I excel in school for the entire year, that year I had decided to not be a lazy ass and to actually do my homework. After all, now I only a few more years of stupid teachers, principals, and asshole kids who think they are great. Anyway... in February there was a new challenge. Something called Math League. Something that sounded extremely nerdy. It turned out it was super nerdy.
That February was very interesting for me, because I joined that Math League club. It was an after school club thing, to get four students and an alternate to compete for their school against the other schools in the county.
Now, wait a second. I was never a nerd, I've alway been athletic, popular, strong and smart. So why did I join the nerdiest club in school? To prove myself. I had beaten those nerds at the social game, at the athletic game, and the only thing left was to beat their intelligence, or to at least become their equals. So I joined, sucked in my pride, and got ready to own this shit.
I stayed after school every Wednesday, doing hard math problems with the other nerds trying to get in. I was an outcast to the nerds. I came here to play, to win. The test for making the team came, and I did 3rd best out of 7 or 8 people. I made the team, one of the nerds (extremely smart nerd) quit.
Four people, and an alternate made the team. Me, Alex, Nick, Love, Amanda. I knew everyone but Amanda. I also knew that everyone there but Amanda was classified as a nerd.
We began to work both Mondays and Wednesdays in team practices, working together to solve hard-ass problems. I was friendly with everyone, and soon I had captured the attention of a lot of people. The teachers were impressed, I had always been a lazy bum, one that none could call a nerd.
I became acquaintances with everyone on the team. Over time we became friends. We all worked hard for over two months, and by that time we had all gained knowledge of each other.
On April 16th, we got to school early, and flew over to the state fairgrounds. The two girls fought Nick and Alex to have me sit with them in the car... I felt on top of the world. I had won over two smart, beautiful girls. I didn't get to sit with them on the way there, instead I was in the other car with one of my old teachers, one who hated my guts. Every minute she insulted me, or hounded me. It was pretty amusing to me, I had became one of the best and had been a dick to one of my old teachers, and she had the hardest time accepting that.
Hold on, I'm gonna pause. Here's a little intro to the team. I'm Ricky, a big muscular guy, who turned himself around to get straight A's. There's Alex, the alternate, he's a short little red-headed guy who I've played football with before. I wouldn't call him a nerd, he was actually pretty cool when I got to know him, and he's a great receiver who's fast as lightning. Nick was also short, he was VERY smart and actually pretty funny. I knew him from last year's lunch period, where me and a few others talked mainly about sex, women, and more sex. Love is a chick, she's very smart and very sarcastic. Amanda, the girl who this story is about, is beautiful, smart, and funny. As a little bonus she happened to have a perfect body.
Back to the competition. Amanda and Love flirted with me all day, and I flirted with Amanda. Sorry Love, but I had my targets on your friend. We got through the competition, and I managed to impress the girls even more.
Now the funny thing about it all is that I was the first guy of my kind to do such a thing. First macho to try to battle the books. And as such, I got both women on the team to crush on me.
After the competition, we all head over to Dairy Queen to celebrate our good work. I got to know my crush a little more, and impress her a little when Mr. Casey walked me outside and made me do twenty military push-ups. It was a piece of cake, and I managed to impress Amanda.
I got home, after getting Amanda and Love's phone numbers, and hit the Myspace. We talked a little bit... before she sent me a message that sort of went like:
"Hey... I have a secret"
I reply: "Ooh whats ur secret"
"I like you"
"I also have a secret... I like you too"
Fast-forward a few minutes, we were now going out. I wanted to see her tomorrow. But chorus was leaving for Disney, and I wouldn't see her till Monday. On Monday through Friday, we got to know each other and got a lot of compliments. A lot of people called us the cutest couple ever.
My birthday was on Aprile 29th. We had been going out for 13 days, I met her in the morning in the back 0f the band room, we made out. I hadn't gotten a piece of action in forever, and she never had. I turned a prude into a woman :).
As more and more time went on, I liked her more and more.
We went to our 8th grade dance, I was in a suit (as were all the guys) and she was dressed up. I got her friends to make sure she wasn't wearing a necklace, and I bought her a very pretty one to match her dress. While she was talking to her friends, I pulled the box out of my tux pocket, and put the necklace around her neck. It went perfectly, it complimented her in every way possible. We went to the dance, danced, ate, had fun. The dance kicked ass by the way. I grinded on her a lot, and we had a few slow dances... during which we made out a few times. I was a happy man. We came home to my house, at my after-party, and we all chilled there till midnight. The pool and hot tub was a lot of fun... especially since we had to fit sixteen people in a tub for six... which means, naturally, I "shared" a seat with my woman. Hell yes.
It happened sometimes within a week of the dance. We were on the phone and I said I had to go... but there was something I had to say. "What is it?" she asked. I didn't say, but I wanted to tell her... I think I love her. I hung up... and called her back a few minutes later. I told her that there was something I needed to say, and that I hadn't said that to anyone like her before. "I love you," I said. "I love you too," she said. That was when our relationship changed for the better.
A few more weeks, it was bliss. There was some drama, a rumor started, but I made things right and things were better off than before. Every day I loved this girl more and more. Suddenly, we had finished exams, and school ended without what I needed: a conclusion. It felt like there was something else. Something more to the puzzle that I couldn't put my finger on. The year had gone by so fast, and I loved every bit of it.
Now it's summer, and every day I wake up, my first thoughts go to the woman who made me experience love for the first time. we are still together, and I can't wait to see her again.
To end my little story... I just ask one question. I asked it at the beginning, and now I ask it at the end. How does love happen?
User Reviews
Submitted by RadicalEucalyptus (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:25:19 EDT (#)
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I got here:
"Hey... I have a secret"
I reply: "Ooh whats ur secret"
"I like you"
"I also have a secret... I like you too"
And I instantly thought, "Wow, how ridiculously high-school"
Then:
"We went to our 8th grade dance . . ."
Goddamn, somehow I gave you too much credit. I may have to flagellate myself.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-17 09:30:22 EDT (#)
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"February. I'm a cool and athletic kid, and I also happen to be naturally smart."
Why must you make this a house of LIES?!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-17 07:55:58 EDT (#)
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I came to this post to see if you really were just a cock sucking little kid.
i read to here...
I'm a cool and athletic kid, and I also happen to be naturally smart.
CUNT.
Off you fuck little boy. Sorry, cool, athletic, smart little boy. Go on, off you fuck.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-14 08:12:00 EDT (#)
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GODDAMN I don't want to read high school love stories.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-14 04:35:18 EDT (#)
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no way I'm reading all that!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-14 01:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're really in 8th grade then you're a pretty good writer. I don't mean that to sound condescending. Fuck all these assholes. Keep posting.
What kind of questions do they ask in math league?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:52:04 EDT (#)
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"I'm a cool and athletic kid, and I also happen to be naturally smart."
Marty Stu alert!
You're a fucking liar. No one who is smart is popular - people are always envious.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:19:57 EDT (#)
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Just remember dude: real men don't wear a condom.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-12 03:58:45 EDT (#)
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*takes a hard look at this*
yup, still full strength gay as yesterday
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:08:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:03:17 EDT (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was gay but should still be on the front page
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:01:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:42:16 EDT (#)
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ghey as teh aidz
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
whoa, this was gay.
so gay in fact someone should write a post about this.
wait
*scrolls below*
wow, now that's hindsight
or is it foreskinsight
this post(balls)has been milked for all its worth
it will not go into the anals of time, but will slowly fade into history
but not with posterity.
ok, joke's beatoff to death
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:09:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-06-11 07:53:07 EDT (#)
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tl;dr
But I trust Shlongy
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 04:52:09 EDT (#)
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We went to our 8th grade dance, I was in PVC (as were all the gays) and he was gayed up. I got his fa-hags to make sure he wasn't wearing a necklace, and I drizzled a pretty one over his neck. While he was talking to his friends, I pulled my cock out of my PVC zipper, and put the cock up his bum. It fit perfectly, it satisfied him in every way possible. We went to the dance, danced, ate cock, had gay. The dance rimmed ass by the way. I grinded on him a lot, and we had a few slow dances... during which we made gay a few times. I was a gay man. We came home to my house, at my gay-party, and we all gayed there till midnight. The pool and hot tub was a lot of gay... especially since we had to fit sixteen gays in a tub for six... which means, naturally, I "fucked" a gay with my cock. Hell yes.
It happened sometimes within a week of the dance. We were on the phone and I said I had to gay... but there was something I had to gay. "What is gay?" he asked. I didn't gay, but I wanted to gay him... I think I gay him. I hung up... and called gay back a few gays later. I told him that there was something I needed to gay, and that I hadn't gayed that to anyone like him before. "I gay you," I said. "I gay you too," he said. That was when our gay changed for the gayer.
A few more weeks, it was gay. There was some gay, a rumor started, but I made things gay and things were gayer off than before. Every gay I loved this gay more and more. Suddenly, we had finished cocksucking, and school ended without what I needed: anal beading. It felt like there was something gayer. Something more to the gay that I couldn't put my finger on. The beads slipped out so fast, and I loved every bit of it.
Now it's summer, and every day I wake up, my first thoughts go to the w gay who made me experience gay for the first time.we [sic] are still gay, and I can't wait to fuck him again.
To end my little story... I just ask one question. I asked it at the beginning, and now I ask it at the end.
How does gay happen?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 04:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold on, I'm gonna fart. Here's a little intro to the gays. I'm Ricky, a svelte, small-nippled guy, who turned himself around to take long cocks. There's Alex, the alternate, he's a short little red-pubed guy who I've sucked cock with before. I wouldn't call him a gay, he was actually pretty straight when I got to know him, but he's a great receiver who's fast as lightning. Nick was also stubby, he was VERY thick and actually pretty gay. I knew him from last year's ass-rimming, where me and a few others licked all around the anus, the colon, and more anus. Lee is a dom, he's very unforgiving and very well-hung. Percival, the gay who this story is about, is wide-mouthed, suggestible, and accommodating. As a little bonus he happened to have a perfect scrotum.
Back to the competition. Percival and Lee ground against me all day, and I flirted with Percival. Sorry Lee, but I had my cock up your friend. We got through the competition, and I managed to arouse the gays even more.
Now the funny thing about it all is that I was the first guy of my kind to do such a thing. First macho to try to ride the rectum. And as such, I got both gays on the team to spunk on me.
After the competition, we all head over to Dairy Queen (where else?) to celebrate our gay work. I got to know my crush a little gayer, and impress him a little when Mr. Casey walked me outside and made me do twenty deep-throat cock-sucks. It was a piece of cock, and I managed to impress Percival.
I got home, after getting Percival and Lee's ass-numbers, and hit the GaySpace. We wanked a little bit... before he sent me a message that sort of went like:
"Hey... I have a dildo"
I reply: "Ooh wheres [sic] your dildo"
"In my bum"
"I also have a dildo... in my bum too"
Fast-forward a few strokes, we were now squirting liberally. I wanted to lick him tomorrow. But gay chorus was leaving for gay Disney, and I wouldn't see her till Gayday. On Gayday through Friday, we got to fuck each other and got a lot of friction burns. A lot of people called us the gayest couple ever.
My birthday was on Aprile [sic] 29th. We had been going out for 13 gays, I met him in the morning in the back of the bum hole, I slipped out. I hadn't gotten brought the lube, and he never. I forced my cock in, nice and dry :).
As more and more cock went in, I liked it more and spunked.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 04:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It doesn't happen overnight... but sometimes it happens without you even knowing it.
Gay.
Yes.
I'm thinking about my flexible boyfriend, and how I haven't rimmed him in a while. So much stuff has happened in so little time. It all started a few minutes ago...
February. I'm a thin-hipped and hairless kid, and I also happen to be anally tight. I masturbate furiously for the entire year, that year I had decided to not be a tight ass and to actually consider some cock. After all, now I only a few more years of closet queers, fingerfuckers, and stinky-ass kids who think they taste great. Anyway... in February there was a new challenge. Something called Gay League. Something that sounded extremely gay. It turned out it was super gay.
That February was very interesting for me, because I joined that Gay League club. It was an after school gay thing, to get gay students and an alternate to compete for their school against the other gays in the county.
Now, wait a second. I was never a gay guy, I've alway been confused, in denial, miserable and desperate. So why did I join the gayest club in school? To prove myself. I had beaten those gays at the fashion game, at the dancing game, and the only thing left was to beat their gayness, or to at least become their equals. So I joined, sucked in my pride, and got ready to poke their shit.
I stayed after school every Wednesday, doing hard gay pumping with the other gays trying to get in. I was an outcast to the gays. I came here to take it, to stretch. The test for making the team came, and I did 3rd best out of 7 or 8 people. I made the team, one of the gays (extremely gay gay) quit.
Four gays, and an alternate made the team. Me, Alex, Nick, Lee, Percival. I knew everyone but Percival. I also knew that everyone there but Percival was classified as a gay.
We began to work both Mondays and Wednesdays in gay practices, working together to solve tight-ass problems. I was flirty with everyone, and soon I had aroused the cocks of a lot of people. The teachers were horny, I had always had a lazy bum, one that none could call a gay.
I became a cumslut for everyone on the team. Over time we became gay. We all pumped hard for over two months, and by that time we had all gained knowledge of each other's anal crevices.
On April 16th, we got to school early, and minced over to the state fairgrounds. The two gays fought Nick and Alex to have me sit on them in the car... I felt on top of the cock. I had won over two slim, lubed-up gays. I didn't get to suck them off on the way there, instead I was in the other car with one of my old teachers, one who hated my cock. Every minute she flicked it, or bit it. It was pretty amusing to me, I had became one of the gayest and had been a dick to one of my old teachers, and she had the hardest time accepting that.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-06-11 04:13:21 EDT (#)
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perkman?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 04:07:20 EDT (#)
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Very sweet although I definitely don't remember high school like this...
Love just happens and hats off to you if this relationship lasts through college.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2008-06-11 03:50:01 EDT (#)
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To answer your question...yes, it just kinda happens.
How big is your county? If you're good enough to be both on the Math League and football team, I bet your school gets creamed regularly in both.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-11 02:53:49 EDT (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-06-11 00:55:49 EDT (#)
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Crazy. I don't know how to answer your question, so I won't attempt to try.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-11 00:34:28 EDT (#)
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THis made me want to...no...hold...hold...
You split an infinitive. That much shoud be mentioned.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-10 21:15:16 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU IN 5th OR 7th GRADE?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-10 20:55:17 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-10 20:44:14 EDT (#)
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"I'm a cool and athletic kid, and I also happen to be naturally smart."
...
"only a few more years of stupid teachers, principals, and ASSHOLE KIDS WHO THINK THEY ARE GREAT"
If this was a deliberate literary device I totally missed the point.
Submitted by jamix420 (user info) at 2008-06-10 20:41:53 EDT (#)
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Not bad writing, but the subject is pure crap:(
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-06-10 19:58:45 EDT (#)
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i...just... cant...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-10 19:55:44 EDT (#)
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The title and first few lines made me want to barf. If I want a love story I watch Crocodile Dundee.