At Least Someone At Wal-Mart Knows Awesome When They See It (153563 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: B@W
Rating: 1.73 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-06-11 17:03:26 EDT
It's not often I need to buy condoms. That's one of the perks of being married and all. Plus cheaper car insurance, but I digress. I usually have to when my wife has to take antibiotics after being sick because it screws with the birth control and we don't need a spawn running around right now. Not that I wouldn't like a kid but we have to prepare ourselves because it can go one of two ways. Either we will have the most bad ass child in the known Universe, or it will be a supervillain. I'm cool with both outcomes but for now it's like Uncle Ben (not the black rice guy) said, "With great power comes timely abortions," or something to that effect.
At any rate, last week was in need of a baby batter barrier (alliteration is fun, kids) and after work I made the run. I went to Wal-Mart and we all know we go in there for one damn thing and end up spending thirty dollars on shit we absolutely need. Besides the main item on my mind I got to thinking, "Hey, the NBA is a bunch of fags and puts games on that run until midnight and I need to be alert so I don't drop a bulldozer blade on myself and cut off my pegs." So I wandered around until I found some of that 5 Hour Energy I've been hearing so much about. In case you are wondering, it does work. Don't be a hero and drink caffeine with it either because you will fuck up your heart. Trust me.
Everyone knows that you can't leave Wal-Mart without checking out the DVDs in the bargain bins so I perused through the Bill and Teds, the Mars Attacks, etc. Then I remembered something. Something glorious. Rambo was now out on DVD. I raced to the new release section and secured my copy of the second greatest movie ever made and walked confidently to the electronics department check out headed up by Geek McNerdinstien.
I put down my stuff and had a quick run through to see if I needed anything else.
Condoms.
Energy drink.
Rambo.
Nope, I had it all covered. I moved to the credit card reader and read the screen.
"Did your cashier greet you today?"
Why no, actually. He hadn't. I was about to ask him why he didn't greet me when I looked up and noticed that the cashier was doing a full body silent laugh. It looked like he was having a happy seizure or something. About the time when he had tears forming I spoke up.
"Its ok, I know what you are thinking and yes. I am this awesome."
At that point he finally let it all out to the point where a teeny bopper bitch came over to see what was so funny. She glanced down at my supplies and shot me the dirtiest look this side of Martha Stewart's bitch face. I let her know just what I thought of her distaste for me.
"Lighten up, you uptight cunt. It's Rambo night at my house and I'll have you know that watching mother fuckers get blown to smithereens is quite romantic."
After that little outburst the cashier could hardly control himself while scanning my crap. When it was all said and done he wished me a good night. I just waved at him and shook my plastic bag of goodness and went on my way.
Later that night after watching First Blood II, III and Rambo my wife and I hid in the bushes and snapped unsuspecting passerby's necks.
Random acts of brutal violence makes for fine foreplay.
User Reviews
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2008-09-16 14:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because the new Rambo is, indeed the best fucking movie. Ever. Absolutely insanely awesome. Fuck anyone who disagrees or says Stallone is old.. he'll still rip out your attempted-rapist throat. Yess..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-16 14:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure if I ever rated this, but fuck you and your smarmy wife anyway
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2008-09-12 16:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats on getting laid and by the look of those gold wrappers, having a big todger to boot!
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-12 15:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SLick.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-29 19:10:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by English_Master (user info) at 2008-07-29 02:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, Rambo... the kind of quality entertainment one can EXPECT of a jackass former porn star that slurs EVERY damn word he ever says!
Anyone that watches this with the idea that it's "awesome" REALLY has no fucking clue...
...like the writer, who didn't get that the cashier was laughing at the items because it looked like the writer needed energy to stay up all night and fuck his BOYFRIEND.
Dumbass.
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Could you be anymore of an incoherent fuck? Why don't you use more ellipses in your next review under your alter name? Way to be original with your "boyfriend" crack back. I'll be sure to keep that in my library of insults under "5th grade."
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-29 03:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by English_Master (user info) at 2008-07-29 02:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, Rambo... the kind of quality entertainment one can EXPECT of a jackass former porn star that slurs EVERY damn word he ever says!
Anyone that watches this with the idea that it's "awesome" REALLY has no fucking clue...
...like the writer, who didn't get that the cashier was laughing at the items because it looked like the writer needed energy to stay up all night and fuck his BOYFRIEND.
Dumbass.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-23 14:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-06-21 00:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're married to pentameter? +2!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-17 20:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! A successful B@W post. The end is nigh!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-16 17:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a bad read.
But still, I hate Walmart and all that it represents. I probably wouldn't mind their existence so much if they paid their employees more so they can get off the food stamps FROM MY POCKET.
Record profits while the taxpayers pick up the slack? Fuck Walmart.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-16 17:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, BAW?
This is the official call to the former and once great Penis Room.
Pentameter
Circe
Comicbookguy
Tinactin
Nerfherder
GodLovesALittleLovin
UNITE!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
B.at.W...glad to see my respiratory infection paid off for you.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love it.
So, did some kind of cosmic shift come around and cause all the Uber Old Guard to come out of the woodwork?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-06-16 05:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANOTHER wedding courtesy of Ubersite? Bart should start his own dating agency.
Plus, since when did Wal-Mart make condoms to fit a donkey? I know Americans like to super-size everything but this beggars belief.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2008-06-16 01:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the effort.
I see this all the time as I am currently the 'official' (what a grand title) greeter at my store. It gets a bit awkward at times when you see what is in some people's carts. ;) I had some old guy...must have been about 80ish ask me to read his presciption because he couldn't see. Well, it was for Viagra. Why the pharmacist didn't do this is beyond me. So, I had to explain the 4+ hour erection thing to him. Hmmm...very stressing. Heck, if you're doing down at 85 with a 4 hour erection, you've probably lived a good life.
Not so sure the Rambo part would have turned me on, but the rest would have. Hope you enjoyed.
Abbey
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-14 20:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assonance is the repetition of VOWEL sounds in a word, not necessarily the first sound . Alliteration is the repetition of the first CONSONANT sound of the word. The first SONSONANT sound being "buh" from the CONSONANT "B". "Bu"aby "Buh"atter "Buh"arrier.
Maybe the hard "A" in b"A"by and b"A"rrier threw you off with assonance because it technically is a repetition of a vowel sound within a sentence, but the short A in b"ah"tter makes it alliteration.
I hope I've cleared that up for you.
Submitted by MoPed (user info) at 2008-06-14 18:30:31 EDT (#)
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i had a similar experience once whilst purchasing cigarettes, condoms, and suppositories. nice post!
p.s. the word u mean was assonance, not alliteration. i know, i'm o.c.d., sue me. : P
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-13 18:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too fucking funny
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-06-13 17:17:48 EDT (#)
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I'm taking points off for thinking that the 5 hour power shit is actually effective. I needed to study for finals and took that stuff, was out like a light in less than 20 minutes.
Then again, I used to be addicted to all those caffeine pills they sell at gas stations...
Anyway, I tried to watch rambo, but I'm a pussy and hate seeing anything bad happen to kids, so I didn't make it very long. I'm assuming some of those dumbass white people with the boat died- yay!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-13 14:43:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-06-13 09:36:41 EDT (#)
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I used to have sex so I can relate.
-P
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-06-13 08:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-12 15:50:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:27:06 EDT (#)
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Now this, sir, is a post. It's what people like Director and Linus don't understand.
+99 for a good post, -2 for having a nice house and probably being rich.
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This comment will no doubt please my wife as the grand total for the things decorating the mantel cost less than one of the DVDs on it. The mirror is probably the most expensive thing on there and that was $25. You don't need nice things, just nice looking things.
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I rule at decorating on the cheap. I love that mantle something awful.
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2008-06-12 16:29:34 EDT (#)
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Rambo IV is the best movie in a couple years.
Here is some trivia about first blood: My girlfriend's dad's bare ass appears in the shower scene at the police station.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-12 15:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:41:35 EDT (#)
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"Hold on, sweetie. We can begin our romantic evening after I place this stuff on the mantle and take a picture and write a story on uber."
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-12 15:50:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:27:06 EDT (#)
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Now this, sir, is a post. It's what people like Director and Linus don't understand.
+99 for a good post, -2 for having a nice house and probably being rich.
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This comment will no doubt please my wife as the grand total for the things decorating the mantel cost less than one of the DVDs on it. The mirror is probably the most expensive thing on there and that was $25. You don't need nice things, just nice looking things.
And Comicbookguy, Trojan makes a condom with the dimensions of a tuna can just for me. You wouldn't know anything about condoms though, being that you have unprotected relations with ghey menz.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hold on, sweetie. We can begin our romantic evening after I place this stuff on the mantle and take a picture and write a story on uber."
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:16:25 EDT (#)
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+1 for the awesomeness, not a +2 because of the lie. I drink those Power Shots with a 24-oz coffee chaser all the time & it never does me any harm! Of course, I had my heart replaced with a Play-Doh replica many years ago, so that might have something to do with it...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-12 12:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment necessary
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:27:06 EDT (#)
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Now this, sir, is a post. It's what people like Director and Linus don't understand.
+99 for a good post, -2 for having a nice house and probably being rich.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CBG sighting below
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First solid +2 post in a long time. With of course the exception of Shlongy's last masterpiece.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:12:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you put the condoms on the energy drink can for some Rambo-inspired Festival of Bizarre Insertions?
Ah, date night...
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didnt know condoms came in extra tiny
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:22:29 EDT (#)
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Dammit, I killed your post. Sorry.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-12 08:56:32 EDT (#)
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Your wife is a hot piece. I would pretty much give my right arm for a chance at a three-way. So... yeah. Anyway. Nice post.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-12 08:56:12 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
But so is this: http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/06/scotland---the.html#more
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-06-12 08:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My nigga.
Wait...WHERE ARE THE BRICKS I PAINTED FOR YOU???
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-12 07:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 07:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. The New Rambo movie is shit hot! Loved the carnage.
You are one romantic motherfucker! - Imaged rocked this post.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-12 07:11:05 EDT (#)
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"Hey, the NBA is a bunch of fags and puts games on that run until midnight and I need to be alert so I don't drop a bulldozer blade on myself and cut off my pegs."
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Mgiht as wlel hvae bene wertitn in smoe werid lagungae.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 05:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/
Best Stallone movie. Ever.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-12 01:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the newest rambo is the shit. i saw it in theaters.
my gf had her eyes covered for most of the movies, even though i tried to explain her it's just gory coregraphies that the extras playing the victims probably enjoyed doing and that they will get up later and like eat lunch.
i was lol'ing so much at some scenes, i had to look around to make sure nobody was looking at me suspiciously. a few did :-|
BUT GODAMN IS IT EVER FUNNY.
the .50 cal scene is awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-12 00:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG! banjo has Blues Brothers in her top ten! i knew that girl had something going on in that head of hers. i mean...i knew it after the obligatory harassment period ended.
not necessarily in this order, but not necessarily not. :
rambo - first blood
rocky I
blues brothers
taxi driver
goodfellas
THEN
raging bull
the original three star wars, but empire was best. (i'm not a nerd. it's classic good vs. evil. shut up)
reservoir dogs - because i always said my favorite movie would be the one where everyone died in the end. i guess pink lived, but close enough.
karate kid - because fuck it, i'm a product of my times
american graffiti
there's more i guess, i'm just too lazy to finish
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-11 23:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was excellent. I love the first Rambo movie. I never saw the sequels.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-11 21:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what a handsome question
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Lighten up, you uptight cunt. It's Rambo night at my house and I'll have you know that watching mother fuckers get blown to smithereens is quite romantic."
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I'm convinced that you are the new messiah.
I'm happy that you've come back, but a little scared also.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:41:54 EDT (#)
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"Its ok, I know what you are thinking and yes. I am this awesome."
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this is something everyone should find themselves in a position to say at one time or another.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:40:43 EDT (#)
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You married Pentameter?? Nice work. She's a catch.
And Rambo IV Kicked ass.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno. I recently saw "Rocky Balboa."
It wasn't "bad," really. I'm surprised it was as halfway decent as it was.
Just the same. It sucked. Rocky should never, ever, ever grow old in my memory. He should always be 30 years old, dirt fucking poor, chasing chickens around and having Mick screaming at him non stop.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh. I'm so fucking old. I was living in Mexico when The Lost Boys came out.
I didn't think it was the least bit scary. Then again I was harldy a little kid.
:-(
"What a drag it is getting old..."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=16436881
Hammerhead
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:24:41 EDT (#)
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I never said any were actual chick flicks, merely a chick list of fav flicks.
I remember the first time I saw Lost Boys, I was really little. I was going up the stairs in the middle of the night, I heard a nightime creak and fell down the stairs. I had bruises all over my arms, my mum saw them the next day and thought somebody had kicked the crap into me and was ready to go into school and everything...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:17:38 EDT (#)
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Do not underestimate the power of Stallone.
A synopsis of the newest Rambo:
Hidden mines in rice patty racing.
Rambo catching snakes.
Shitty acting trying to get a boat ride.
Stupid people.
Totalt fucking carnage ans a village gets mortared. Bitches getting legs hacked off. Kids being blasted in the chest and thrown through flaming houses, then being flame thrown for good measure. Hostages taken.
Mercs enter the movie. Awesome factor increases 1000%
Rambo reveals his badness by scewering gooks with well placed arrows, much to the surprise of the Mercs.
Sniper with .50 cal.
Class on how to make hamburger for the last 23 minutes of the movie.
The end.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of your "Chick" movies are guy flicks too. 12 Monkeys, for example. Brad Pitt was kick ass as Jeffery the Nutjob.
The butterfly effect licks the scuzz off truck driver scrotum.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:14:08 EDT (#)
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Michael, what's wrong michael?!
Go away, Sam.
....
The scene in the cave when they are eating Chinese always puts me in the mood for Chinese, even though Keifer turns Michael's noodles into worms.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, if you were going for a list of movies that lose out to other movies at award shows, you knocked it out of the park.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:09:44 EDT (#)
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My wife couldn't stand Dumb & Dumber although she was kind enough to buy me the video.
And whoever was behind the abortion of Dumb & Dumberer should be crucified upside down by the big toes.
Your wife sounds cool. Did you really marry Pentameter? If so I'm somehow not surprised that chick likes Rambo. Did you see the new one yet?
My strongest hunch is that it really, really, really sucks.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A female's top 20 films, altogether a stranger phenomenon than a male's top films I feel, here goes and in no particular order:
1. Sin City
2. Being John Malkovich
3. The Butterfly Effect
4. 12 Monkeys
5. Spirited Away
6. Laputa
7. Akira
8. The Blues Brothers
9. Stardust
10. Labrynth
11. Lost Boys
12. Top Gun
13. Get Carter - original
14. Pretty in Pink
15. It's a Wonderful Life
16. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
17. Monty Python (again)
18. Battle Royale
19. The Shining
20. Forest Gump
My boyfriend hates me :)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dumb and Dumber sucks. I can't watch it for two consecutive minutes without wanting to wish Jim Carey an untimely death.
Same goes for The Mask.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kung Pow was better. Nobody liked it, but I saw it in a theater with good vibes and we all laughed.
And they're making a sequel.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339271/
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:00:02 EDT (#)
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Untrue. My wife and I watch Dumb and Dumber whenever there is nothing on TV. It is our go to movie. I never thought Jeff Daniels would be that funny in a million years. Those two guys were fucking spot on for that movie.
Then again, my wife is awesome and we saw Rambo in the theater.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kung Fu Hustle was fucking strange. Interesting as hell, but goddamn weird.
I'm also with you on Dumb & Dumber. Awesomely funny but only, apparently, to guys.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:53:50 EDT (#)
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Short list of 10 favorite movies:
1. Karate Kid (the first is the best but the fat Macchio in three with some classic lines is not to be missed.)
2. Rambo ( self explanatory)
3. The Protector/Ong Bak (Tony Jaa is a certified monster)
4. There Will Be Blood / In the Name of The Father (depending on my DD Lewis mood)
5. Rocky IV (single handedly ended the Cold War)
6. Dumb and Dumber (most underrated movie in the history of the Universe)
7. Shawshank Redemption (best supporting cast)
8. Any Shaw Brothers movie
9. Cool Hand Luke (Newman was the shit)
10. Kung Fu Hustle (I have a thing for Chink comedy/weird effects. Stephen Chows strongest offering)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:53:26 EDT (#)
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I like Hugh Grant fine. He's funny when he's in the right role, which is that of an exasperated Englishman.
I don't know why American actors don't do the British thing. I guess because there's no need? You have pleny of actors over there to fill all your roles. Why hire a seppo for the job? Whereas this country is so big and has such a larger population, thus more stories, thus more parts, thus little need for British accent?
Just a stab in the dark.
Can I fuck your mouth now?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:50:50 EDT (#)
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Let me turn that round on you and ask why Americans can't do a decent a British accent? All except maybe Gynnie who makes a half decent stab at it.
Hugh Grant is a fag but I am strangely endeared to his floppy hair, pathetic drivelling expressions and the way he says fuck.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:48:30 EDT (#)
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Hey I have a question: How come you NEVER see a Hugh Grant movie where he has anything other than a British accent?
Can he not do American?
All your other actors from the UK, from Kiera Knightly to Christian Bale to Anthony Hopkins to everybodyfuckingelse can do perfect American/Canadian/Australian accents, but not Hugh Grant. What gives with that pussy?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:47:17 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you're probably right about The Godfather, probably need Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs in there as well while we're on gangster movies.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:45:57 EDT (#)
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Damn, you nailed it Banjo. I'd include the first two Godfather movies in there somewhere. Near the top.
And, of course, Big Trouble In Little China.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:38:10 EDT (#)
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Scourge - my best guess at the male top 20 films going by my boyfriends top shelf DVD collection. I'd say its all pretty standard stuff.
1. Star Wars - 4, 5 and 6
2. Back to the Future
3. Rocky
4. Indiana Jones
5. Die Hard
6. Rambo
7. Blade Runner
8. Robocop
9. Terminator
10. Predator
11. Alien(s)
12. Apocalypse Now
13. Bill and Ted
14. Lord of the Rings
15. The Matrix
16. Full Metal Jacket
17. Batman (all the good ones) inc. Batman Begins
18. Monty Python --> only for men with sense of humour
19. Platoon
20. Fight Club
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:26:27 EDT (#)
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oh, it's definitely in the top fifteen or twenty, director.
i only know the top five, after that they get shifty depending on my mood.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:18:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:08:59 EDT (#)
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Sounds like you had fun
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:56:36 EDT (#)
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Made me smile for the first dam time today, Thank you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:46:52 EDT (#)
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I had a fairly awkward moment last summer when I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan, a bottle of MD 20/20 and a nice large cucumber.
I thought I could avoid weirdness by explaining that "I'm going to stay over at my girlfriend's house; gotta get all the important stuff! haha!"
It didn't work.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:41:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[belated] Congratulations! Your spawn will no doubt rule the world if it's a male. If it's female, I guess you could always get some barbeque sauce and some coleslaw...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture is fantastic
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I married Pentameter. We've been married over a year now.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I was just reading Pentameter's post and then BLAMO! A post of yours shows up at the top. Uhhhmmm...is that who you married? Regardless, a nice post. Stick around and save this place!
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:22:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok fine.
*grudging +2*
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What was the first greatest movie ever made?
Big Trouble In Little China, right?
RIGHT?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
first blood is in my top five movies of all time.
this fact should be important to anyone who reads this.
if it's not, you don't matter.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 17:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(alliteration is fun, kids)
Yes it is and this ruled.