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Fucked Up (NSFWish) (1366 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.26 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-06-11 22:02:21 EDT


I am bored.

GIS for "fucked up," "so fucked up," "seriously fucked up," "white man's afro," "awful," and "totally fucked up."

If they say so.

I've seen worse.



my dad can beat up your dad.JPG (1 MB)

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-13 18:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:47:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Some of these certainly qualify as fucked up.

Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-06-13 17:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The cookie monster thing... wonderful. Fucked up, but wonderful.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-06-12 12:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just so you know, that Cookie Monster graphic is illegal in the UK. A lot of people can go to jail for just looking at that, no matter if they had prior knowledge that it was present or not.

Go UK Law, but that's the way it is.
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Hail Britannica.

Don't feel bad. Our legal system was largely based on your common law, dating back to the Revolutionary war. It's just as fucked up if not more so here than over there, though I don't think they can throw you in the slammer for that.

Maybe. I dunno. These days they can (and do) throw you in the clink for just about anything. which is why we have thew world's largest prison population, but only 5% of the entire world population.

Land of the free, home of the brave, etc., etc., etc....

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-06-12 12:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just so you know, that Cookie Monster graphic is illegal in the UK. A lot of people can go to jail for just looking at that, no matter if they had prior knowledge that it was present or not.

Go UK Law, but that's the way it is.


Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eeyore had it coming.
Now lets find one with pooh roasting piglet over an open fire.
mmmmmmmm pig roast

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Try actually posting something and you might get good ratings.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Director, I like you but I don't dig your posts, I'm sorry. Try writing something again, not just pics.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was awful.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-12 00:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Or do you fill the void of your life by pursuing pointless shit like this on the internets because the lonliness, emptyness, hollowness and shallowness of your life is overwhelming and this is the only safe way you can distract yourself from the pain?







__________________________



Oh the pure irony of this.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 05:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Some of these certainly qualify as fucked up.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-12 03:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

can't negative rate a zeppelin

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

fuck off and die

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-12 01:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:17:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're not sure if this is NSFW? It has CUNT written in huge letters, cookie monster shoving cookies in a preteen's vagina, "FAGS" written on t-shirts, a cartoon having her period, and a photorealistic pic of some nude woman holding dead birds in front of Mother Mary and Chirst on the cross.
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haha...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-12 01:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol @ winey da poo

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-12 00:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 23:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you saying that you couldn't psychologically withstand the mere idea that you might have posted something NSFW, and thus, convinced yourself it was not?
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WTF? No man. I've posted NSFW shit before. I just don't think this merits a full blown NSFW tag. Would you be happier if I reposted it with a title that just says NSFW?

Or do you fill the void of your life by pursuing pointless shit like this on the internets because the lonliness, emptyness, hollowness and shallowness of your life is overwhelming and this is the only safe way you can distract yourself from the pain?

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-12 00:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oops, I said "the the". Was not referring to 1980's new wave band The The.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-12 00:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the picture of Gina Gershon; she was playing the beautiful Cherie Lovedog from the LA punk band Lovedog in the the movie "Prey for Rock'n'Roll". I met Cherie when she was running a "punk rock" night at the lesbian bar The Palms in West Hollywood back in the late 80's. The movie is so delightfully terrible. It's fun to watch a "Back-to-School Special" level movie with actors playing people you know. Especially if there's punk rock and Gina Gershon.



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 23:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you saying that you couldn't psychologically withstand the mere idea that you might have posted something NSFW, and thus, convinced yourself it was not?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can -2 me till the cows come home to roost, PepsieCoke (that is the gayest fucking ubername ever btw).

That does not change the fact that the following made me laugh/snort/choke like a goddamn retard this morning:
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-10 18:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"You're such a girl," typed The Outsider. "Get the hell out of my post and go watch Sex & the City then, asswipe." He slammed the keyboard tray back into his desk and cracked open a fresh pack of cigarettes, placing one between his lips.

Three female cats, all raging in estrus, surrounded The Outsider and longingly presented their genitals. The Outsider's thin, pale face contorted into a carnal grin. The tipping paper of his cigarette had become sufficiently warm and moist. He pulled it out of his mouth.

"Time for some Tabby Tobacco," he seethed. Picking up one of the cats by the scruff, he pinned it onto his lap.

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Some time later, his ashtray filled to the brim and three exhausted cats sprawled across the room, The Outsider reclined in his chair, boots on the desk and smile on his face.

"I feel...refreshed!" he chuckled. He clicked the refresh button on his browser, leaned forward, pulled down the brim of his cowboy hat, and settled in for another few hours of cyber-vigilante justice. As always, he worked alone. Off the grid. Unknown. Unquantified. Unqualified. Uninteresting.

...The Outsider.

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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're not sure if this is NSFW? It has CUNT written in huge letters, cookie monster shoving cookies in a preteen's vagina, "FAGS" written on t-shirts, a cartoon having her period, and a photorealistic pic of some nude woman holding dead birds in front of Mother Mary and Chirst on the cross.

How old are you again?
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Yeah, but all of that could, in theory, be construed as art or something. NSFW, to me, mean pornography, etc., which I never post, so I didn't really want the NSFW. Thus, NSFWish.

P.S. Fuck you.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're not sure if this is NSFW? It has CUNT written in huge letters, cookie monster shoving cookies in a preteen's vagina, "FAGS" written on t-shirts, a cartoon having her period, and a photorealistic pic of some nude woman holding dead birds in front of Mother Mary and Chirst on the cross.

How old are you again?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that Gina Gershon in that one pic?
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Um. Yeah?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that Gina Gershon in that one pic?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck if I know. I put NSFWish because I didn't think it was really, completely, utterly NSFW. I didn't want to put it there at all. But if I didn't, someone, without fail, would piss and moan about there being no NSFW tag up there.

But you're right about one thing: I am an idiot.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 22:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does NSFW instantly trigger the "hidepic" option, and if so, is that the reason you idiots have taken to calling things "NSFWish?"


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