Get Screwed Friday! (597 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-06-12 10:14:00 EDT
Long week this was, 6am-5pm days, meeting going on all week.
Morning staff consists of me and 2 other dudes. Apparently they have made a deal with my boss to take off this Friday, which means I am the only fuck coming in tomorrow.
But fuck this!!!
What my boss doesn't know is that, I will call his answering machine at 4 am and report a stomach virus telling him I will not make it in in the morning.
I think working on Fridays is a waste of time anyhow. 20th century productivity has made up for lack of it during the other 19, so I think that Fridays should be spent doing fun stuff. Lunch at Burger Kings, naps at Barns&Nobles, setting public schools on fire and in the end going out to a bar and getting shitfaced. This way, Saturdays can be spent fornicating with a loved one, Movies, some more fornication and then a Bar. Sundays can be spent with parents, or just relaxing with a dog.
Get fucked Fridays can be a bitch!
I encourage you all to take off tomorrow. Make up a lie, tell them your cousin hung himself, or you are adopting a child, or your sister was kidnapped. Any one of those is a fine excuse. If your job is not too secure, you can say you are going to get tested for AIDS.
But for me, I get to enjoy a 3 day weekend, spend time with my awesome dog and get to work on cleaning up my new project, old school 92 LSC.
Either way, enjoy yourself!!!
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-12 15:51:27 EDT (#)
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About as interesting as talking to someone at the water cooler. Someone at work with whom you share almost nothing in common beyond the fact that you're both standing at the water cooler. Only without water.
I did like this line, though: "20th century productivity has made up for lack of it during the other 19, so I think that Fridays should be spent doing fun stuff."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-12 12:44:42 EDT (#)
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In soviet russia sick calls you in.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:39:29 EDT (#)
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oh and in case anyone needs help calling in sick....here's some advice
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82312
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:26:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I came very close to calling in this morning, I wish I had. I then formulated a plan to call in tommorow, except that my wife will be off work, and I'd rather be at work tommorow than home with her, listening to the infinite ways that I've failed to live up to her unattainable expectations.
I'm thinking Monday might be do-able though, and as I plan on spending the weekend kayaking, I intend to create a story where I get a "virus" from accidentally drinking river water after I got flipped over.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:42:57 EDT (#)
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I've got Monday off. That's even better.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:42:42 EDT (#)
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No sex with a dog, you sick fucks!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:38:53 EDT (#)
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ok fine
it was setting the school on fire (which i use in many of my own adventures) and dedicating saturdays to fornication that got me.. not with a dog though you sick fuck.
also, cool car.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:36:52 EDT (#)
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I'm a step ahead of you. I already have it arranged to not come in on Fridays. That's when I play golf.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:35:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I 'work from home' every friday and I must say it's the best thing ever. I spend some time working if needed but generally wrap things up thursday and just my laptop logged on all day friday. I can get my oil changed or a haircut or dr. appointments....all these things that would generally bog my usual week I can now handle on friday and it makes me much more productive through the first 4 days of the week.
I encourage the whole country to switch to 4 day work weeks.
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I usually work at home a couple days a week too. I have two more hours I can either sleep or work or use for things I'd otherwise have to do on my way to/from the shop, and compared to a) riding my bike or b) driving my truck, it saves a) 2 or b) 8 gallons of gas plus $9.50 in tolls. That's like getting paid an extra $45 to stay home for the day. It's very productive and highly recommended.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't lie, you're taking tomorrow off to play Metal Gear Solid 4 ain'tcha!
.....in fact, I think I feel a stomach bug coming on....
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm taking 2 hours vacation tomorrow and I. feel. GREAT!
sweet car btw.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I 'work from home' every friday and I must say it's the best thing ever. I spend some time working if needed but generally wrap things up thursday and just my laptop logged on all day friday. I can get my oil changed or a haircut or dr. appointments....all these things that would generally bog my usual week I can now handle on friday and it makes me much more productive through the first 4 days of the week.
I encourage the whole country to switch to 4 day work weeks.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That car is a fucking classic. Nice.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:18:52 EDT (#)
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So you'll be spending the weekend fornicating with your dog?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:18:35 EDT (#)
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My buddy Dave had a car like that when i visited him in New York.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:17:37 EDT (#)
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Possibly the most uninteresting post and picture I've ever had the misfortune to review.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:15:14 EDT (#)
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