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McCain + Endorsements = $$$ (SPT) (990 hits)

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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-06-12 16:51:27 EDT




If you punks don't like old, just kill yourselves now!.jpg (23 kB)

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just to further my point:

RACISTS/DISCRIMINATORY/ANTI-OBAMA(goes back to racist)ETC... POSTS BY JACK:
1. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118305
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118112
3. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118090
4. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117913
5. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117808
6. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117641
7. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117614
8. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117591
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117554
10. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117505
11. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117364 (the very fact that you LIKE scalia)
12. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
13. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117303
14. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
15. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117174
16. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136
17. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117084

17 OUT OF YOUR LAST 40 POSTS.

you have issues.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-17 14:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul wouldn't know 'good' if you stuck it up his ass.

Oh wait. . .

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

baaaaaaaaa

Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-06-16 17:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-16 01:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your stories are bad. your rants are bad. your political humor is bad. your color is bad, wrong even.

your cat-fiddling though, is great, i'm sure.

stick to what you know, outsider.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-13 04:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.flickr.com/photos/marjolein1979/2181168900/

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-13 03:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Albert Camus you are not.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-13 02:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He'll probably win.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-06-13 01:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

god i hate you

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-12 22:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Forensic, good for you. Don't Siamese kick ass? So damn smart considering they have about a tablespoon of brains and don't sit around -2ing things on Uber all day.



Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-12 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

aaaahahahahaha... bless your heart.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-12 20:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"I am an outsider. I'm not part of any uberclique and I have never associated with any uberusers. Everyone from Bart on down associates with other uberusers, but I don't. I am unknown. I am unquantifiable. I am the outsider."

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-12 19:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:13:50 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0






http://catchannel.com/Community/catvideos/an-engineers-guide-to-cats.aspx


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Brilliance!!!!!

BTW Jackamo, since I moved into a much larger nicer place, I brought another cat into the fold.

So now besides Tabitha, a seal point siamese, there is Abigail, a tortoise point siamese.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-12 19:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pureed turkey is too chunky for him.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 18:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-12 18:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
http://catchannel.com/Community/catvideos/an-engineers-guide-to-cats.aspx
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MLW (also an engineer) sent me a youtube link to this a while ago. Muy funny.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-12 18:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0






http://catchannel.com/Community/catvideos/an-engineers-guide-to-cats.aspx






Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-12 18:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh


he'll yell at people to stay off the white house lawns, no?

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Against the haters.

And I am hereby copyrighting the phrase "Baloney Ponyboy" so it cannot be used in an "Outsider" joke without written permission from the etc.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey you said it. We can't understand you. And so, we just call you....The Outsider.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something (besides his politics) weirds me out about McCain.

He has that pod person look to him. You know, like he isn't human but rather some monsterous beast wearing a McCain suit. Like the first MIB (bug wearing an Edgar suit).

Seriously. There is something not quite right about him.
********

Wow If I could have put it in words.....that's what I would have said? Never thought of the suit thing but that it fits him really well. He scares me.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And off the front page it goes.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was just plain weak Jack.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

unfunny

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something (besides his politics) weirds me out about McCain.

He has that pod person look to him. You know, like he isn't human but rather some monsterous beast wearing a McCain suit. Like the first MIB (bug wearing an Edgar suit).

Seriously. There is something not quite right about him.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


You guys don't appreciate my genius.


Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Here we go again, jack can't handle the minus twos


have a -1 to stop your bitching.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


And here we go, taking another ride on the Assclown Express where every loser who has hit the bottom of the creativity barrel is jumping on the jackslammer bandwagon to show how cool they are.


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Booo, you suck.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-12 17:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Rules for the Beijing Olympics prohibit the attendance of terrorists or those who are suffering from a mental disorder or insanity.

Seriously.


Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-12 16:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.davestapletonmusic.com/img/OutsiderCover1.jpg

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-12 16:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't bother (-2)

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-12 16:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever you say, outsider


It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival