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That One Night (No Megadeth) (410 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.54 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Herr Schniedelwichs (View user info) at 2008-06-14 12:42:26 EDT


She fell into his arms that one night, and the man felt he still had it in him to love a woman. He felt her scent, her soft skin and her warm breath, and couldn't remember the last time anything was so perfect. He looked into her eyes; this time there was something else in his cold gaze. He could feel a glimpse of life, of beauty, of something only a woman like her could inspire. He pulled her to his chest and finally let her breathe. Her eyes towards his, he couldn't, didn't want to forget that moment. He took her closer. Their bodies touched, they shared warmth. They were one, in feeling, and nothing was more important. She bit her lips and stretched them towards his. They touched. And so it was.

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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-18 14:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd rather be skull fucked than read something like this again.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-09-18 14:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-18 14:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I liked it. :)

POINTS, motherfucker.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-14 17:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's time to go bye-bye.

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-14 16:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Useless whore below.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-14 16:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-14 15:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-14 14:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-14 14:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I do not condone this in any form.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-14 14:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FAG






















Little person below

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-14 14:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He felt her scent?

Submitted by anunusualyetwittyname (user info) at 2008-06-14 12:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what is this?

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-14 12:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*puked.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-14 12:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just pucked up my italian cheese and three mushroom spaghetti sauce omelet.

Thanks for depriving me of nutrition, making a mess on my floor and searing this inane asscrap into my head -2 die bitch die.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-14 12:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mustaine would kick your teeth down your neck for associating Megadeth with this shite.

Rude Awakening > That One Night in any case.


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