IT IS SO fucking UNFAIR that CIRCE reviews BUT NOT (1084 hits)
Category: Politics -> DemocratsRating: -0.06 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-06-15 12:46:48 EDT
submits.
Listen, you bitch. You're the best of Ubersite. Take it as a compliment, take it as an insult, take it as you like.
You're one of the reasons decent, hardworking folk like me come to this shit-hole in the first place.
WRITE BITCH!
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 17:08:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:07:46 BST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-15 16:04:44 EDT (#)
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Maybe she's not a hack.
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YOU BITCH! WHY DRAG ME INTO THIS BULLSHIT POST!?!?!?!?!
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lol.
+1 for this and +1 for the picture.
Otherwise *pukes*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-17 19:25:23 EDT (#)
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lol below
and berty, Nath IS one of the best writers in the site - but Circe is still funny and enjoyable.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:07:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-15 16:04:44 EDT (#)
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Maybe she's not a hack.
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YOU BITCH! WHY DRAG ME INTO THIS BULLSHIT POST!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-17 08:23:03 EDT (#)
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I don't really see how you could find Circe's posts boring. Well, not unless you find words in general boring. Although I guess if you like zombies and car chases and a gun battle in a public school there are stories on Uber that one would enjoy reading.
You couldn't find her posts boring if you liked jokes though, or funny things in general.
Still, it takes a lot of courage to admit that in todays world. So often people are saying "I have a sense of humour!" or "I like a person who is funny" when in fact they have no sense of humour and/or ability to appreciate humour. Women are so often guilty of this; saying they like a guy with a sense of humour and yet will sit po faced through the entire film of Whithnail & I.
*shakes head*
Madness.
So anyway, kudos!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-17 07:55:59 EDT (#)
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What Ltap said.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-16 23:36:48 EDT (#)
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I would love to see a series of "Circe explains it all."
That is of course if Circe's muse bites her.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-06-16 23:02:56 EDT (#)
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stfu fanboy.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:23:32 EDT (#)
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I find Circe posts boring. Sorry.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-16 07:17:38 EDT (#)
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I love that painting. It's on the wall in my office.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-16 04:10:27 EDT (#)
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Circe is the perfect woman, right down to being completely unattainable so you need never have to expose yourself to inevitable rejection.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-06-16 03:44:48 EDT (#)
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Way to encourage someone, dipshit. I know I'd write whatever you wanted if you built such a flawless, indisputable argument like you have here.
Circe probably hates you just as much as EVERYONE else around here does.
Kill yourself slowly.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-06-16 02:02:00 EDT (#)
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Shut up, Loser.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-16 01:43:45 EDT (#)
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Agreed
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-15 18:49:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-15 16:51:33 EDT (#)
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Well, fuck me backwards... Director yakking about being a loser drunk on one of his post reviews.
WHO. WOULD. HAVE. THUNK. IT.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-15 16:04:44 EDT (#)
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Maybe she's not a hack.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-15 16:03:20 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:58:50 EDT (#)
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My muse is fickle, hence the not posting for months at a time. YOU can't boss my cunt of a muse around! *I* can't even boss my cunt of a muse around. Bitch is fickle. I don't even know where she's fucked off to.
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OH COME ON...IT'S AS BAD AS SCARLET RANGER!!
Okay, not that bad. I'm saving Circe posts for a rainy day. And when I'm sober. But it rarely rains here and I'm rarely sober when I'm on this website. I mean, why would I be? Anyway, it may be a while. I understand she's quite the talented one. Still...
In other news,
nah fuck it
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-15 15:30:58 EDT (#)
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is circe nice?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-06-15 15:25:12 EDT (#)
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Firefly never posts anything either.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-15 15:18:13 EDT (#)
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I suspect that Circe could make a post consisting of the words "I have nothing to say, so I'm saying it here." and a picture of The Emu and it'd go 1+ on 120+ reviews even if she never responded in the reviews at all. Therefore, I respect Circe the more for not posting if she has nothing to say.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:58:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:37:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:26:27 EDT (#)
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*figures he should probably read a Circe post one of these days*
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But not until she gets rid of the "fickle muse" nonsense.
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My muse is fickle, hence the not posting for months at a time. YOU can't boss my cunt of a muse around! *I* can't even boss my cunt of a muse around. Bitch is fickle. I don't even know where she's fucked off to.
Jason, I'll post when I have something to say, just like everyone else... I just have nothing interesting to say right now, is all.
Kisses!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:36:51 EDT (#)
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I support this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:16:45 EDT (#)
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Why don't you get out of her ass
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:13:08 EDT (#)
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Circe is awesome.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:10:06 EDT (#)
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BUT I DONT WANNA!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:07:00 EDT (#)
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I know I know nothing. But one would think Circe would like to target white, middle-aged functional drunks who don't read anymore. One would think. And until that "fickle muse" nonsense is gone, it's a no-go.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:45:11 EDT (#)
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fuck you lungy old man. You know nothing.
NOTHING!
I have to go. You wouldn't believe this if I told you but I'm gonna tell you anyway. My ex-wife will be home soon.
Yeah. I used to fuck that broad.
And she's gonna be pissed.
I'm kinda fortunate she has no idea what Ubersite is, though. No idea how she'd respond to all that.
So I gotta get shit together around this joint. I've got hamburger wrappers and shit all over the place.
Christ I hate being down and out. If it was MY house, I'd say, LEAVE THE GODDAMN HAMBURGER WRAPPERS!
Of course I had a house once. It was a sweet little place. On a lake you've never heard of, in a town you've never dreamed of.
That little place was full of redneck motherfuckers though, and from what I hear, it's now full of modern day yuppies who think they're getting away from it all.
THERE IS NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT ALL.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:37:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:26:27 EDT (#)
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*figures he should probably read a Circe post one of these days*
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But not until she gets rid of the "fickle muse" nonsense.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:27:14 EDT (#)
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*vomits*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:26:27 EDT (#)
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*figures he should probably read a Circe post one of these days*
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:22:38 EDT (#)
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*fucks Saccy in the mouth*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:13:55 EDT (#)
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*anticipates Circe's glorious response to the implication that life is fair*
*laughs at the implication that Circe may not already know she's uber-better than most of you*
*agrees with general sentiment of post*
*misses Circe*
*wanders off*
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-06-15 12:58:11 EDT (#)
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whodafukares
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-15 12:49:47 EDT (#)
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Seconded.