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Category: NoneRating: -1.88 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ninja fuck (View user info) at 2008-06-16 19:08:21 EDT
A cacophony of angels slinging lies into my ears.
They tell me I don't need cheesteaks, gravy or beers
I hope the angels choke tonight
On broken hopes and shattered beef
Their rectal bleeding and silent screams
Will bring me sweet relief
I love McDonald's, Burger King, surely KFC
Fried chicken is the stars at night
When searching for a saving light
The neon sign the smoking worker
I pull in & know the world is right
Drink water they whisper
It's healthy and good
I ate a fruit roll up
Cuz I knew I should
"Eat veggies," they sound like
sex in my ear
but not nearly as good as
the smell of ham being cured
I hope the angels wings rip off
While trying to take flight
From the great kate moss
Who won't venture one mere bite
I laugh as the angels fall
Among piles of wrappers and grease
Beauty, health, common sense
Lost in the dollar menu; lost in greed
The loudest thing you'll hear from them
Is pleading cries from jared's once-fat worm lips
Warning you of those fries which go straight to the hips
Gravy is the love of my life
Draped over chicken
Or stuffing
Or potatoes or rice
I defend my gravy
Til the end of all fights.
Fried chicken commands my heart
Taking no heed to bubbling farts
I search hi and lo
Across the lands
In search of a great food cart.
I go off now
In search of mead and meat
I have no worries now
only dream of seeing my feet.
User Reviews
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was supposed to be a joke....
Guess it got lost.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-16 23:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-16 22:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
95% of Uber, myself included, won't even read something in that format.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-16 22:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-06-16 21:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117231
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-06-16 21:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother.
Seriously.
It's not like your actually trying anyway.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-16 21:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84998
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-16 20:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
every time I've come back to uber today you've posted something new
so I'm just going to go ahead and say
-2 STFU NOOB ONE POST A DAY
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 20:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Drink water they whisper
It's healthy and good
I ate a fruit roll up
Cuz I knew I should
...was kind of funny.
Everything else was dumb.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-16 20:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 'cheesteak'
cheese steak
cheesesteak
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-06-16 20:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What?! I really do like food!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-16 19:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock it the fuck off.