Schlitz is good and cheap...ironic (405 hits)
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Submitted by a b <abeck.at.quicksilvernow.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-08 10:39:26 EDT
I'm hangin' out at the 'ol Big City Tap last night, enjoying a nice glass of
Bass with my friends, when it dawns on me "Hey EnchantorTim, these bitches cost 5 bucks
each!! you can't afford this much longer!" So I did what any responsible drinker would do,
go next door to the liquor store and pick up a sixer of some mid-price-range-booze. Ha, I
didn't do that, I got the shit beer, I got Shlitz. As I'm paying for the legal drugs, my
german friend mentions a funny little sweet nothing into my ear. Turns out Schlitz has
a whole different meaning in Germany. Lets just say that I had some of the cheapest pussy
ever last night.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-08 16:47:37 EDT (#)
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i thought that would be a good idea, too. but it wasn't.... it's cheap for a reason, trust me.
i know how to get completely wasted for under two bucks, though....
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-08 10:44:03 EDT (#)
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