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Submitted by <Art> (View user info) at 2008-06-17 17:00:56 EDT
It was time to say goodbye.
I anticipated the end would come soon; we were tired, and although our roots were still firmly planted in the same soil, our branches were growing ever more ensnared and entangled within our own digressions, as if the hot sun of fate cruelly diverted us from one another.
The dry heat wilted our hollow bones, pleading with the world for sustenance. Cool dark clouds chilled the barren scapes, as light and darkness soon bloomed in to fury.
Droplets from the sky began to crash down on our long untended garden. As the moisture seeped in to the gasping soil, the branches seethed with a foretaste of uncertainty.
The cacophonic shower brought with it a bitter, momentary relief. Beneath the incinerating rays of time everything eventually ceases to be fertile.
The end of our cycle left only the uncertain future, as death's doppelganger dropped two struggling bulbs firmly in to the pleading soil.
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-18 15:00:30 EDT (#)
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It occurs to me that if I were only slightly more mentally unbalanced I might now be convinced that the dying tulip remnants in my front yard were tying to communicate with me and say goodbye
via Uber.
Uh, just in case...
Goodbye. See ya next spring.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:43:41 EDT (#)
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Good riddance
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-06-18 03:48:44 EDT (#)
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Ugg
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-06-17 22:57:27 EDT (#)
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Cut out half of your useless words and i'll consider not stabbing you in the face with a broken broom.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-06-17 20:44:23 EDT (#)
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people point at things they don't understand
consider yourself pointed at
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:56:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:54:41 EDT (#)
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And that tidbit of advice goes to everyone who has COMMENTED below, on this post.
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heh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:54:41 EDT (#)
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And that tidbit of advice goes to everyone who has COMMENTED below, on this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:53:08 EDT (#)
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Tie a rope around your neck and pull it tight.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:51:54 EDT (#)
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Apollo, just shut up. I mean it. STFU.
Tell me again how great you are. Go back over the pond and tell them.
Fuck off and die.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:41:04 EDT (#)
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LOL AT THE TWO RETARDS EXPLAINING EMOTICONS TO EACH OTHER BELOW.
CLASSIC TARD MOMENT.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:50:48 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ, shitstain, you are NOT an idiot. It was meant in fun.
Stop reading Method's book. It will only confuse you.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:44:10 EDT (#)
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After this I'm done with it.
Am I an idiot because you couldn't see simple sarcasm, and because I never learned how to read emoticons?
Well, that's the problem with emotions, and the ASCII characters used to describe them. Sometimes they're hard to read.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:40:33 EDT (#)
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That's the problem with the written word. Sarcasm doesn't always shine through, but certain things do. Like idiocy. On the part of you, not me.
:)
:D
O-)
READ THE EMOTICONS!!!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:34:26 EDT (#)
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Let's all be quiet and real still so they can Internet Fail Fight in peace.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:30:53 EDT (#)
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No, I can't... I refuse to believe you are too stupid to comprehend my sarcasm... It just can't be...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:29:20 EDT (#)
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You asked if I was talking about this post. I put the comment on this post
DUH!!!
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:27:56 EDT (#)
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Well actually Bubba, I thought you were talking about my hairy ass.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK I THOUGHT?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:25:44 EDT (#)
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que?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:17:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:14:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah, education! Er... you talking about this post, Bubba?
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No. I'm referring to one from 2001.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK????
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:14:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah, education! Er... you talking about this post, Bubba?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:05:52 EDT (#)
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Some people have an education, unlike certain Greeks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:02:24 EDT (#)
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THESAURUS MUCH?