Re: Justifying Ubersiteism (980 hits)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-06-18 19:19:36 EDT
I'm taking a sabbatical. I know you don't care, etc., etc., but I fill the need to inform you so you can be particularly vicious in your reviews. It'll be your last opportunity goad me towards suicide for a while.
Try not to die before I get back. Or do. It's not like there's a shortage of dipshits on the internets.
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I fucked every single one of these Uber broads.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
Multiple times.
You didn't think it was for all the sausage did you? If I want kielbasa, I'm in the gay-friendliest city in the midwestern United States. All I gotta do is go downtown.
Again: I fucked EVERY SINGLE ONE of these bitches.
With my weenie.
Really.
Would I lie to you?
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:20:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-20 02:09:41 EDT (#)
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How Schlongy has not piss-raped this post yet is beyond me.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-20 01:01:44 EDT (#)
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lol sugar_walls
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-19 23:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-19 18:12:02 EDT (#)
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I'M ONLY MAD BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUR LIST >=O
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Sorry, sugar_walls. You weren't around, apparently, when Kristen_Fetish produced this lineup. I didn't actually search out all these girls. They were done by another.
Anyway I'm turning gay. Finished with women. Kaput.
I'm going to take it up the ass from now on and *like* it.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-19 18:12:02 EDT (#)
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I'M ONLY MAD BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUR LIST >=O
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:21:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:19:41 EDT (#)
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But did you bang Leg?
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Fuck all that. My leg would rather have my stump in it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:19:46 EDT (#)
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And, word is you gave them herps. I'm not one to gossip, but I'm just sayin'.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:19:41 EDT (#)
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But did you bang Leg?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-19 13:24:41 EDT (#)
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Berty- just look for the one with the giant hand.
Pentameter is definitely tops as far as hottie Uberwomenz go.
I have developed a super secret plan to kidnap her and make her
my sandwich slave. Don't tell Donkey.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:31:51 EDT (#)
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okay then. What the fuck was that all about?
Some fugly, some gorgeous. Congrats on being average?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:30:53 EDT (#)
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Wow these women are ugly.
Except that one in the black dress. I'd do her in the pooper.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:29:15 EDT (#)
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For making me once again gaze upon Ljp and her fat warty little finger.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-06-18 21:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what anyone says, I think it's sweet the way you cry during sex... and cover yourself with your hands, weeping "don't look at me, I'm all dirty".
It's endearing.
:)
Love.
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Circe FTW
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:04:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-19 09:49:19 EDT (#)
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I hope you're lying because there are some fucking ugly bitches in there! There's like what? 4 hotties?
I sure hope that's not ALL the women you've fucked?
Reckon I'm on a count of 33 now. I'd say 90% of them are hotter than any girl on your list. Even the bass guitar hottie, she'd get it everywhere.
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hahahahahahahahaha.
There really are some tools on this website. Jesus. And that's not even counting Beano.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:00:41 EDT (#)
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What, no Pentameter?
Also, the one from the 70s of the girl playing guitar is suspicious - I'm guessing she's old and fat now.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-19 09:51:48 EDT (#)
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Loren would melt your face with her mind.
Troof.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-19 09:49:19 EDT (#)
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I hope you're lying because there are some fucking ugly bitches in there! There's like what? 4 hotties?
I sure hope that's not ALL the women you've fucked?
Reckon I'm on a count of 33 now. I'd say 90% of them are hotter than any girl on your list. Even the bass guitar hottie, she'd get it everywhere.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-19 09:40:36 EDT (#)
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At least you said "I'm sorry" and "Thank you" within seconds of finishing on all of them.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-19 07:51:41 EDT (#)
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What da ya know.....A list I didn't make!
The way you ignore our night together just shows me how much you still respect me. The space you asked for really let me tune in to your emotional side and show me how vunerable you can be. I sleep with your Y fronts under my pillow every night...I I I smell them sometimes. Only when I feel the need that I must call you, but then I remember the police and I have to be content with the stains still left un-washed on my bed linin. I shall continue to wait for you!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-19 07:39:53 EDT (#)
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That's a lot of unattractive women.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-19 05:48:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-19 01:26:32 EDT (#)
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push push in the bush
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As I sit here looking at the picture of you I keep on the wall of my creepy, serial killer, lair I cannot figure out which one of these is you, Val. Is it the one with the long curly hair?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-19 05:45:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-18 21:56:30 EDT (#)
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who's the guitar chick?
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Wasn't that that spikypunkewossnamegrrl?
I heard that she was high maintnenence and fickle. Also, bewilderingly, a bit of a mysoginist.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-06-19 04:30:40 EDT (#)
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you werent even on ubersite when she was posting you newb
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-19 03:59:24 EDT (#)
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I miss Kristen too.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-19 03:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:51:01 EDT (#)
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Yeah. I forgot a lot of em'. Jeanneee, Crystal, Beano's Yak, some others I'm sure.
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I notice I'm never too far from your thoughts you fucking loser cunt.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-06-19 02:59:36 EDT (#)
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I heard lojope was a phone sex operator now
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-19 01:27:55 EDT (#)
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AND I MISS KRISTEN
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-19 01:26:32 EDT (#)
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push push in the bush
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-18 23:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-18 22:06:11 EDT (#)
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I don't really know who half these women are.
I pulled all these girls from I_have_a_Kristen_Fetish's "Uber users I'd suck the piss out of" posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46262
Now I really am going away.
Goodbye everybody, gotta leave you all behind and face the truuuuuth.
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Did you get five to ten, or did you cop a plea?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-18 22:23:11 EDT (#)
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that is nice to know
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-18 22:07:29 EDT (#)
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I only cry during sex for sympathy, Circe.
It's a sure fire way to score a blow job with a minimum of effort.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-18 22:06:11 EDT (#)
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I don't really know who half these women are.
I pulled all these girls from I_have_a_Kristen_Fetish's "Uber users I'd suck the piss out of" posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46262
Now I really am going away.
Goodbye everybody, gotta leave you all behind and face the truuuuuth.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-18 21:56:30 EDT (#)
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who's the guitar chick?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-06-18 21:12:50 EDT (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, I think it's sweet the way you cry during sex... and cover yourself with your hands, weeping "don't look at me, I'm all dirty".
It's endearing.
:)
Love.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:14:12 EDT (#)
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S'ok Lung. He DID put Loren and her exquisite eyebrows in there.
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But Loren never "spoke" to me whilst naked, that I'm aware.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:53:45 EDT (#)
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Ghola, Coley, Hilarity_Ensues...
There's an assload of uberbroads.
Problem is they're probably all more fucked up than I am and that's saying something.
With that, I bid you farewell.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:51:01 EDT (#)
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Yeah. I forgot a lot of em'. Jeanneee, Crystal, Beano's Yak, some others I'm sure.
If I had a nickle for every broad from Ubersite I've banged I'd be filthy stinking rich.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:21:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, was that you sandwiched between the Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:14:12 EDT (#)
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S'ok Lung. He DID put Loren and her exquisite eyebrows in there.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-18 20:08:15 EDT (#)
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Haha. Freak.
No FG? Fuck's the matter with you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-18 19:54:28 EDT (#)
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god dammit
hadley beat me
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-18 19:30:58 EDT (#)
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HAHA YOU RAPED LOJOPE!!
Pass it on.