For Orphelia NSFW (artistically speaking) (1663 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.46 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PayMeLater (View user info) at 2008-06-19 00:16:22 EDT
I read this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117236
and made this:
http://tinyurl.com/43zy3f
below is a picture of a tit for those of you too fucking lame to enjoy a post without pictures
the 'after' shot was pretty slippery if you know what i mean
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tits....my pleasure
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-23 03:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good grief
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Monkey says:
This is Orphelia with a private message FOR EVERYBODY ON THE INTERNET!!!
I'm bitchy cause I'm in the third trimester of pregnancy for the third time, it's like me 9th baby.
I feel like I've had an entire Brady Bunch!
I'm puttin' on weight, I feel poorly, totally the opposite to me two previous gestations.
We thought maybe it's cause it was finally a girl. Or twins.
OR A HIPPOPOTAMUS!
I had a scary moment, tests showed it might be Down's.
I was gunna name the baby hurt by the sun!
Yesterday at breakfast, me hubby was sucking me nigglies and found a lump on me breast.
We rushed out of the cafe and went to the doctor's.
And at the Doctors, I knew exactly what he'd say, it's always the same, "Orphelia, pull your panties up, you're in the lobby!"
Well, I just had to get something off me chest and thought I'd share it with ya.
Bye Bye!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, could we get like, a transcript of what that damn monkey is saying?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm, how to rate...
Ugly breast -2
Chimps +2
Chimp with wig +2
Chimp with wig and silly british accent +2
Orphelia +2
Piercings -2
Naming Orphelia's baby HBTS +2
Fuck it, clearly a +2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-19 18:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I caught maybe one word out of five through of that screaming chimps'.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-19 13:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
boobs will always get a +2, no matter what.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally 'coming out' below.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got the link to work in the end, it was funny.
I am now so bored that I am looking at page after page of shemales on flickr.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-19 10:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:55:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
The eye-shadow on the chimp was a nice touch.
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Excuse me, but that wasn't a chimp, that was me! :(
Bastard!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-19 07:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The eye-shadow on the chimp was a nice touch.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-19 05:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-19 09:34:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-19 09:20:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
*checks screensaver*
No, that isn't her boob.
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No, mine are much nicer proportion in terms of ratio breast/nipple.
and I don't need a bolt through mine to make it attractive.
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I do : )
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-19 05:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a girls boobs are extremely tender when they are pregnant, I would groan in pain every time I had to bend over. Also - they become false advertising - they get all big and full and lush looking, however the last thing wanted is some guy mindlessly fumbling them.
plus, this post sucked ass. Get more of an imagination and stop trying to feed off of other ubersite users.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-19 04:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-19 09:20:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
*checks screensaver*
No, that isn't her boob.
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No, mine are much nicer proportion in terms of ratio breast/nipple.
and I don't need a bolt through mine to make it attractive.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-19 04:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck FJ, it is too funny for words.
Like I'd call my baby Hurty.
Whoever this alter is, I think you are genius.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-19 04:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't see the second link :o(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-19 03:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol. I look like a PG Tip chimp.
And not enough blue eyeshadow.
And I speak like the Queen.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-06-19 01:45:54 EDT (#)
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I thought about piercing my nipples but they're just too perfect to mar.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-19 01:16:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-06-18 21:43:37 PDT (#)
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I've always wondered what would happen if a woman breastfed her child with a nipple ring in.
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Good question. I'll bet it would act like an aerator, like a drinking straw with a hole in it. Probably give the poor kid gas.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-19 01:10:27 EDT (#)
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Pic is way too small.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-06-19 00:43:37 EDT (#)
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I've always wondered what would happen if a woman breastfed her child with a nipple ring in.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-19 00:32:36 EDT (#)
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I'm afraid I need subtitles to understand anyone speaking with a British accent.