Justifying Smoking, Alcoholism and Eating Meat (941 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.91 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Scott Jamze (View user info) at 2008-06-19 11:24:56 EDT
1. Hitler did not smoke and liked being peed and shat on. Humphrey Bogart smoked 60 cigarettes a day and bagged Lauren Bacall.
2. Hitler was tee-total and killed over 50 million people. George Best died of alcohol-related illness and was the greatest footballer the world
3. Hitler practised a form of vegetarianism as espoused by the anti-Semitic theories of Richard Wagner. Self-confessed cannibal Armin Meiwes ate a German and said it was quite tasty.
Case closed.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-20 12:58:32 EDT (#)
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Mine sure were.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:47:33 EDT (#)
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Some good reviews here.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-19 20:00:07 EDT (#)
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LOL below
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-19 16:19:15 EDT (#)
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You know who I feel sorry for, Dönitz.
"Oh hey wow, I'm the fucking Führer bitches! Oh yeah, now to win this wa...oh we've lost"
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:35:17 EDT (#)
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Thanks for proving my point, Tiny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:31:45 EDT (#)
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Damn, I forgot the last part of my expert advice.
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:30:49 EDT (#)
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I'm fairly certain that you don't speak for everyone, Scotty-baby.
I'm sorry that you are getting so worked up over a website rating.
Please, take a Midol, lay down, and take a nap.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:29:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-19 19:00:57 BST (#)
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I wish the headline read "Scott James Dead".
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Okay, we get it, Shlongy - you're bitter, twisted and lonely man who has no friends or family so you spend 18 hours a day on Ubersite berating others for the fact that you are about as loved as a Woody Allen at a KKK rally.
Your frequent lapses into psychological projection were once endearing, sometimes revealing and allowed Ubersite to get to know the parts of you that would have been private had you stayed off-line, but now, having endured years of being repackaged as a canvas for you to sodden with your ego's version of a dirty protest it is time for Ubersite to say "Enough!" and for you to face up to the fact that you're a cunt and deal with it.
That's right, I want you to forget about that idealised perfect son that your Mum and Dad proudly bore their friends with at dinner parties and start rebuilding your personality from the ground up so Ubersite doesn't have to be a proxy for your shortcomings anymore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:00:57 EDT (#)
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I wish the headline read "Scott James Dead".
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:53:24 EDT (#)
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Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:49:14 EDT (#)
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You have a point, but then again, I don't see any need to justify eating meat, drinking alcohol, or smoking, because it's a proven fact that all scientists who denounce such wonders are in fact losers, who are simply trying to ruin everyone else's good time. They'll also die at the age of 45, of a heart-attack, from stress, from not relaxing their rusted shut assholes. They're simply full of shit.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:01:39 EDT (#)
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Actually, many biographers contend that Hitler neither smoke or drank alcohol. His own brand of vegetarianism (supposedly influenced by his love of animals and the teachings of Richard Wagner) is challenged by green freaks because he occasionally helped himself to sausage and liver dumplings.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:50:06 EDT (#)
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Oathy my friend, there is a world of difference between being smug and being right.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:47:29 EDT (#)
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All sounds good to me!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:43:34 EDT (#)
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Ignore HBTS.
He'll only prove you wrong on your own post and act all smug about it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:39:56 EDT (#)
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Hitler was neither tee total nor vegetarian.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:39:49 EDT (#)
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shit, sorry +2, damn.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:38:56 EDT (#)
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I guess I never thought about it but someone had to take over German rule after Hitler off-ed himself. Doenitz? I never heard of him. Thats a tough act to follow.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:31:35 EDT (#)
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Wtf, hitler is dead?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:30:20 EDT (#)
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FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!