Here's is why I'm hardly ever on Uber anymore - Camwhore (1629 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2008-06-20 07:43:48 EDT
Because I'm having FUN..
WOOO HOO... YAMMAS baby!!!!
(and yes, naturally I am old. And fat. And ugly etc. etc.)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still beautiful i see!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
irish
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-27 03:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guiness sucks ass saccy. Its like drinking petrol............
Only ever do it once
LOVE YOU MERLINA
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-25 09:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I ever have a drink with Lishy, It will be a roofie-colada!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-25 09:16:35 EDT (#)
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If I ever get to have a drink with Merlina, it will most certainly be a pint of Guinness.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-25 08:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd drink a beer with you.
You look more like a margarita kind of girl though.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-06-25 05:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Harro.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look all relaxed and happy!
we miss you :-(
Enjoy your real life
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2008-06-23 13:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like you're having lots of fun...just sitting there alone. Good times.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you have a nice face
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-23 01:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got back from Palm Springs (California) today. It got up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit this weekend. Could really use a photo of your green garden in Ireland right now!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-21 15:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi stranger.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-21 06:00:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for women in their 30s. YAY!
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DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-21 05:58:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that; Glory Days, by Bruce Springsteen, playing in the background?
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Y'know I think that DID play that at one stage..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-21 05:57:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-06-20 21:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see you again dear. Where in Greece did you go?
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Zakynthos - one of the Ionian Islands. Its known for the giant sea turtles - they're SO damn gorgeous. The bar I'm in is the Two Brothers - the place is completly mental..
Hi scourge, apollo, blinkish forensic, bubba etc.. nice to see theres a higher percentage of decent people than the immature eejits... but there's always been some here. They'll grow up, hey?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-20 23:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well howdy
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-06-20 21:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see you again dear. Where in Greece did you go? I was in Corfu about 3 or 4 years ago and it was absolutely the best week of my life. I've always wanted to go to Croatia, but the whole war-torn country with land mines everywhere generally discourages me.
Although I guess it's been done with war for a while now. Still, those land mines can be a bitch.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-20 21:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-20 20:13:13 EDT (#)
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A world traveler. I, along with the rest of this idiotic site, wish I could do the same. Please take lots of pictures and post them to make the rest of us jelus and anfry.
:)
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit your sexy.
When are you coming to see me for the sex?
Seriously, I miss your writing. And your hotness.
I'm rarely on here, but I do read occasionally.
Hope your adventures are good ones.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, you're a worthless pile of shit. Just shut the fuck up.
Go sell your plastic baubles to the fags on 47th street. Oh wait, the Jews will see you are a fool. Never mind, fool.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:01:06 EDT (#)
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I was a grandfather at 38, and that grandchild is now 20. Get out yer calculator. . .
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A true sign of white trash, if I've ever seen one
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:15:06 EDT (#)
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is that; Glory Days, by Bruce Springsteen, playing in the background?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-20 19:01:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK Merlina sounds like a hot name, I fucking hope that's not really you!
Dissapointed.
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I DID warn you. I am nearly 38 after all.. Uber grandmother as it were..
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ShittyChocolate is an asshole.
I was a grandfather at 38, and that grandchild is now 20. Get out yer calculator. . .
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-20 18:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You don't post anymore because yer stuck in that chair?
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-20 17:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bad haircut? Check!
Wrinkled I've done too many drugs and its showing face? Check!
Multiple chins? Check!
Huge nose? check!
Flab hanging from arm? Check!
White trash tattoo on upper arm? Check!
Old weird lady in the bar? Check!
it looks like you meet all of the requirements... yup you are ugly
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're very pretty for your age and you look like your having fun.
Submitted by MackTuesday (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're kinda cute. I'd hit it.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:31:44 EDT (#)
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Awww, hey to everyone.
Nice to hear you're all still around. Yamas!
have a bluebell.. here...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-20 13:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bend over...I'll drive!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-20 11:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, merlina <3
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-06-20 10:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pish posh, you're not a leprechaun.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-20 10:20:19 EDT (#)
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Everyone's after me lucky charms.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:51:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miss you much, my dear.
Do you still have my e-mail? I lost yours somehow.
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think I do... I'll take a look - mine is irishmerlina.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miss you much, my dear.
Do you still have my e-mail? I lost yours somehow.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-06-20 12:55:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Merlina. I'm hardly ever here either as I am always pregnant and having babies and that.
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SNAP!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:41:51 EDT (#)
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Why are you always hidden by your fringe? Do you have a monster five head like me?
You have lovely, toned arms, and nice tan.
Lucky cow.
:)
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Free time realxing and having fun. This people is what life is about.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:33:37 EDT (#)
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MERLINA!!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're pretty
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to them.
As an Uber-geezer I keep telling the kids that once they get their first pubes they will know a cute chick when they see one.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only thing this bag lady is missing is her...well, bags.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because it's impossible to be 'on' Uber AND have a life I suppose.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every day, I get a little younger, trimmer, more strikingly handsome, and my shillelagh gets a bit more robust. It's awesome.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So there IS life after Uber...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always nice to hear from you.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:50:13 EDT (#)
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I'm glad you're doing this... What a great experience. I am jealous as fuck.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:47:45 EDT (#)
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Merlina! It's not the same without you around here, woman. It's really not. Miss you, and I'm glad to see you're loving life as usual.
<3
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
merlina sighting
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:26:43 EDT (#)
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holy shit, merlina
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for women in their 30s. YAY!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JULES!
And there I was, trying to follow in your footsteps and leave uber (only rating now and then, not like I'm actually HERE or anything) and you go and break the unspoken pact!
So jealous (about Greece)
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK Merlina sounds like a hot name, I fucking hope that's not really you!
Dissapointed.
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I bet this guy is a real winner himself...
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fat, black and stinks of shit is my guess.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-20 08:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK Merlina sounds like a hot name, I fucking hope that's not really you!
Dissapointed.
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I bet this guy is a real winner himself...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Greece huh? Lucky devil you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:55:46 EDT (#)
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Hey Merlina. I'm hardly ever here either as I am always pregnant and having babies and that.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK Merlina sounds like a hot name, I fucking hope that's not really you!
Dissapointed.
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I DID warn you. I am nearly 38 after all.. Uber grandmother as it were..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey LM - nope, got back from Zakynthos late last night. Was sufuckingperb. Off to Crotia in a coupla months...
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK Merlina sounds like a hot name, I fucking hope that's not really you!
Dissapointed.
Off you fuck.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLA tapas loving, travel lady!
Are you in Greece now? Where else have you been.
WHY WASN'T I INVITED? I'm in envy. So, I shall sit here and sulk. Where's my patatas bravos bitch?!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-06-20 07:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante