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Banana Labyrinth (1011 hits)

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Rating: 1.25 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2008-06-20 15:14:25 EDT


I asked myself two questions today...

Q1. What can I piss about doing to avoid any work?

A. I'll draw a labyrinth. They're supposed to be all kinds of calming and with no intention of working on this fine Friday with a stinking hangover I set about the task. Seemingly I can draw a labyrinth although I am dubious about the calming effects I should have been getting from it.

Q2. After reading F.Js post I then asked - Can I fill my labyrinth full of bananas?

A. The second half of my day would be spent filling said labyrinth with bananas. Joyous joy.

All in all, I believe it has been a productive day full of great achievements. Its very rarely I manage to tick all the things on my list off in one day. Today I have done that and now I feel right with the world and ready for the weekend.

Labyrinth + Bananas = A day well wasted

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Submitted by stewie_GO_SAINTS (user info) at 2008-11-22 15:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-05 18:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91211

Submitted by Bixbybrat14 (user info) at 2008-09-05 17:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by devildog (user info) at 2008-09-04 15:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 14:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Nigeyboy666 (user info) at 2008-08-27 07:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/118166#2765364

LOL

Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Linus is a jerk

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 BOOM -- Dunno how much this is gonna do since I've +2d most of your posts anyway =P

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2008-07-23 07:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-06 12:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-25 09:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you eat them there at the end manbearpig?

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If I could get away with watching flash at work I would probably +2 this.

I DO NOT use Uber at home. That is seriously faggoty.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-23 04:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bananawagon +2

Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-06-22 14:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wasting time at work, good one.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-22 05:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the goblin king!








Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-22 02:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for having too much time on your hands

:)

there's this thing called masturbation...


look into it

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-21 03:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Waste of Flash dude.

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-21 02:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"oh Rob Berg... Rob Berg... If I shove my tongue up your arse far enough... pray tell will I become popular?"

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-20 17:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Why thank ya Banjo - I find you rather enjoyable as well.

I'm sure I'll post again one of these days, but for now this whole "quitting" thing is working out quite well for me.


Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stealing from work doesn't require vengeful. All essential things come from work. Toilet roll, tea bags, sugar, stationery, external hard drives, projectors, digital cameras. Not all stealing, some just prolonged borrowing.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're right-- fuck them. it's like I always say, working is for losers! try stealing some of their shit while you're feeling vengeful

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Emily - Typical Friday, ducking the inbox, putting the phone on call forward somewhere I'm not, telling everybody I'm on do not disturb and wasting a day doing something completely inane. I feel I've achieved something, that there wee labyrinth cost one of my clients (oil company) £530 in time today. No guilt here, they can afford it.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

needs more bananas to fry my thoughtmeats.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is silly

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rob, are you going to post anything ever again? Wish you would... Even though there are a bunch of cretins around here shitting on you all the time you're entertaining. I enjoy your ponderings and ramblings, post again.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-20 16:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This cant be right.

Google result for banana thieft.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7421/banana03vj9.jpg

nsfw-ish

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


The bananas fought their way to the centre of the labyrinth to take back what had been stolen...

When they got there, the goblin king sent them sliding on their skins down a giant milk and ice-cream slide so that the world would enjoy banana milkshakes forever more...

Never got to the bottom of what was stolen...



Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what happens to the naners?

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahaha, I love that video and now I'm going to make a banana milkshake!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i heart that video! hi, rob!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuOpSU4xUI&feature=related


Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

great

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well that was fun.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-20 15:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love this thing and plan to stare at it intermittently for the rest of my life


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