Shikkaka (783 hits)
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Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-06-21 13:23:52 EDT
Last night I got loaded. I do this often. I cook, and all cooks are alcoholics that smoke.
On my way home somebody kicked in the door of the bus, so we all had to get off. I talked about T.S. Eliot with some guy from new york who was very cavalier about his faking an irish accent. Somebody on the bus had a plastic bag full of VHS porn, and offered to sell me a tape for one dollar. I talked him down to 75 cents. The movie is called: Nothing Like Nurse Nookie. Someone who was clearly suffering from a mild form of downs' syndrome was very vocal about the fact that he was an excellent voice actor. He said he could only do Scooby Doo though. He said that while employed at Wonderland he would use the voice to talk to lost kids. I'm guessing he'd then bring the kids to the lost children centre or something. I'm assuming. I never heard him do the voice. I think I live next door to a drug dealer. A couple weeks ago he tried to force his way into my apartment when we would not grant him permission to climb across our tenth floor balcony to get back into his apartment. Last night two raggedy looking people, one morbidly obese, her gender more suggested than a fact, informed me that she was here to buy drugs. Her boyfriend, or partner in crime, was wearing a too-tight and raggedy looking t-shirt. They got out of a new-looking BMW downstairs. I asked them what they were here to buy. The dodged the question. It wasn't pot then.
I don't know what an antonym is. I should know what an antonym is.
We're all little islands.
raptor.
|_____jesus
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-09-05 00:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be afraid to push those fuckers off your balcony. It will look like they fell, and all the shit in their system will back up that story anyway.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-05 00:01:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-27 13:03:33 EDT (#)
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Do you know what an antonym is yet?
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nope
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-27 13:03:33 EDT (#)
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Do you know what an antonym is yet?
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:42:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:25:41 EDT (#)
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It's all about getting loaded.
I've been a drug dealer.
This post struck a chord with me.
Did it fuck!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-23 06:48:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-23 03:35:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-22 17:49:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-22 13:05:36 EDT (#)
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Heroes in a half shell.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-22 00:24:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-21 15:51:12 EDT (#)
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Shikaka was the name of the African sacred bat in "Ace Ventura 2: Call of the Wild"
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That was it. My bad.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-21 22:56:29 EDT (#)
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Puh-rayze Raptor Jeezus.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-06-21 19:45:59 EDT (#)
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Is surfing the wrong websites below
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-06-21 18:55:22 EDT (#)
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Making fun of the Lord will land you in hell.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-06-21 17:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
saw that picture on fark yesterday
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-21 16:07:16 EDT (#)
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This is what Ubersite should be about
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-21 16:01:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-21 15:53:16 EDT (#)
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HELLO ACE, THEY CAUGHT ME, NO SWEAT!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-21 15:51:12 EDT (#)
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Shikaka was the name of the African sacred bat in "Ace Ventura 2: Call of the Wild"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-21 14:50:53 EDT (#)
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No man is an island, unless his name is Madagascar.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-21 14:46:41 EDT (#)
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I am an island.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-21 14:18:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-21 14:15:40 EDT (#)
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"her gender more suggested than a fact"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-21 14:03:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-21 13:38:49 EDT (#)
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+2...I think....maybe.... ?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-21 13:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think shikkaka is used in a song during Ferris Bueller. A mysterious voice whispers "shikkaka and then something happens. I think it is when Ferris sees his sister in the car and they race back to the house.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-21 13:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love/hate Jesus.