"Chinese Crested" Hemorrhoid (621 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1.57 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ex Lux Astrum (View user info) at 2008-06-22 09:44:45 EDT
I swear, (after investigating the peculiar pain in my ass via my girlfriend's magnifying makeup mirror), I have determined that I have a magnificent, hairy hemorrhoid that looks exactly like this ugly motherfucker.
I really shouldn't read the newspaper after eating breakfast...this breathtakingly ugly beast actually made me feel queasy. Article ensues:
"PETALUMA, California (AP) — Gus the dog has three legs, one eye and no hair, except for a white tuft on the top of his head. He's a real winner.
The pedigree Chinese crested won the World's Ugliest Dog contest on Saturday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.
His owner, Jeanenne Teed, brought Gus all the way from Florida, to compete for the dubious distinction
After the excitement of the moment, Teed characterized her dog's reaction: "Well, I think right now he's ready for a nap." Gus' owner won $500 and will be flown to New York to appear on "CBS This Morning." The event will be aired on the Animal Planet network in October."
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...."Well, I think right now he's ready for a nap."
In my humble opinion, this poor bastard needs a permanent nap.............
User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the poster boy for post-natal abortions.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bet that fucking dog could create a better post.
Off you fuck.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-22 15:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right now, in protest of this post, I am fucking my own ass with a porcupine. It really hurts.
Please, if you care anything at all about me, and want me to stop buttfucking myself with this porcupine, stop posting.
I will continue to anally rape myself with this beast for another month. If, in one month's time, you have not posted anything else, I will stop assfucking myself.
It will probaly take another month for the bleeding to stop, and yet another month for the scabs to heal, becase anal scabs are hard to heal, since when you walk there is friction in your asshole, and I still gotta shit, and everytime I do it reopens those wounds.
Therefore it is only fair, and humane, that you stop posting forevermore.
Thank you and have a nice Sunday afternoon/evening.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-22 12:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
so?
Submitted by jamix420 (user info) at 2008-06-22 10:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh God, that looks like one of those giant Mexican sewer rats. Uuugh.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-22 10:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-22 09:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit.