SFPD VS ME ( or ‘The Deballing of Jack McCallum’) (3038 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-06-23 16:19:35 EDT
I just got off the phone with an Inspector from the San Francisco Police Department's Special Investigations Unit.
It seems like the post I did last Wednesday entitled Break out the guns (http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258) upset someone to the point that they contacted the SFPD about what I said.
Considering the fact that five minutes of exploring Ubersite will clearly indicate that the site is full of storytellers and bullshitters and complainers and braggarts (I have been all of those and more) and that more than a few of us often go for the gross-out/shock factor in posts, someone obviously didn't get it... or is that really what happened?
The Inspector said the SFPD was not actively looking for this post. Someone emailed the post to the SFPD and said they thought it was a serious threat.
Now, considering my history of anti-San Francisco / anti-California rants and the VERY small number of negative reactions I've gotten from people who actually live in my area, I'd say the odds are good that someone from Uber sent that email, just to jam me up, and that is a low deed, my friend.
To be perfectly honest, I spent a good part of the weekend shitting myself. What if this Inspector actually charges me with a hate crime! Or a threat against the Mayor because San Francisco has already had one mayor assassinated by a psycho! What if they contact my work and I lose my job!
I posted the offensive material last Wednesday. In the post I said 'tomorrow I will [insert description of violent acts here].' On Friday, Inspector _____ tried to reach me. I discovered this later, on the weekend, because I just happened to take Friday off to get work done around the house. See it from the cop's POV. (1) Whackjob issues threat. (2) Whackjob is suddenly incommunicado. I left a few voicemails, but didn't talk to the Inspector until a short time ago.
I mean no disrespect to the authorities who may be reading this post right now, but when I picked up the phone I was expecting some kind of Gestapo/NKVD vibe, since I could potentially be deep in the shit for simply playing with words or making an unfortunately thickly-veiled comment on the media saturation of the issue discussed in the post.
Fortunately for me, I live in a region where the cops are educated and understanding. In other words, they get it.
Inspector _____ was an okay guy. He asked a few very routine questions and since I didn't sound like a lunatic we chatted a bit until my whipped-dog brown-nosing began to annoy him or bore him. And I think he could smell my panic-sweat funk. In closing he suggested I tone it down as far as online 'threats' go, and to be aware that we live in an age in which a small percentage of online threats are unfortunately all too real and that kind of thing can get you in trouble. I agreed that would be the best thing to do.
Now I'm sure a lot of Uber loudmouths will say that if they were in MY shoes at that point they would have told Inspector _____ to go fuck himself because free speech is protected blah blah blah... but we DO live in a time when satire can be misunderstood and that confusion can have serious consequences. If you think I'm overreacting, google Danish + cartoons + muslims + Muhammad.
I have no worries that my post will have consequences. I gave Inspector _____ some personal info and he is free to check up on me. I don't have so much as a parking ticket, so I'm in the clear.
Let this be a warning to my fellow Uberusers, though. Yes, free speech is protected, is sacred in America. Yes, we should be able to say anything we want, especially when writing/speaking satirically and especially if the context of a post is clear when it appears on a site like Uber. That is all true, and I will vigorously defend your right to free speech. Not everyone thinks like us, however, so be careful.
As for me? I've been deballed and I will tone it down. Not because the police are watching me, they have more important things to do, but because some other fuckhead might report me to the police, and thanks to living in a time of psychos the police have an obligation to check out even the most remote threat, just in case. That would be another waste of their man-hours and resources and a pain in my ass.
Toning down the extreme stuff will also cut bart-bart some slack. When things like this happen he hears about it first. He built this nice sandbox and we all have a lot of fun here. Let's not piss in it, okay?
My only remaining question is... I was reported for threatening to shoot gays and an assortment of bystanders, but why didn't any of you shitheads report me to the California Highway Patrol in February of this year when I threatened to start shooting Mexicans, (If I had a gun, I'd start shooting Mexicans http://www.ubersite.com/m/114918), huh? Because you are all a bunch of racist bastards, that's why!
PS - Inspector _____, if you see this, I'm not being a smartass. Honestly. The SFPD are great. Just great. Hey, I could swing by with some donuts later, what do you say? Or pizza? How about pizza?
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-28 02:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is illuminating.
Glad I saw this.
I will now veil the fact that I am half outlaw...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:08:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:04:57 EDT (#)
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Just to further my point:
RACISTS/DISCRIMINATORY/ANTI-OBAMA(goes back to racist)ETC... POSTS BY JACK:
1. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118305
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118112
3. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118090
4. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117913
5. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117808
6. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117641
7. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117614
8. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117591
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117554
10. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117505
11. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117364 (the very fact that you LIKE scalia)
12. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
13. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117303
14. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
15. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117174
16. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136
17. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117084
17 OUT OF YOUR LAST 40 POSTS.
you have issues.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't realize how fucked you are.
Watch what happens the next time you board a plane.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-28 08:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, all of Jack's favorites are his own posts, sounds like that fits just perfectly with his delusional, narcissistic personality.
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A lady we all know does the same thing. I can't remember her name.
My memory is Fickle. Maybe my Muse will tell me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-27 13:42:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by codeMunkee (user info) at 2008-06-27 09:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have no idea how easy it would be to deny you wrote that.
Protecting your freedom of speech is as simple as that. Hey, the government does it, why not us too?
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Yeah, I could have, but then Bart would have had to eat shit, and that just wouldn't be fair.
Submitted by codeMunkee (user info) at 2008-06-27 09:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have no idea how easy it would be to deny you wrote that.
Protecting your freedom of speech is as simple as that. Hey, the government does it, why not us too?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-27 03:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna go watch Inspector Gadget on Youtube.
+2 Jack.
Submitted by devildog (user info) at 2008-06-27 03:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please email the ghey porn to ardhow2004.at.yahoo.com
It's OK folks because me email 'is on the net already'
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-26 17:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cocksucker below.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-26 17:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol, you got owned.
i bet they didn't take you seriously when they saw the amount of cats you have.
clearly you want to date that inspector.
too bad you didn't lose your job. :-(
Submitted by wateringcan (user info) at 2008-06-26 07:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-25 22:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's crazy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Making the baby Lungfish cry should get me whupped!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-25 03:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EI can solve this. Its all everyones fault, especially George Bush.
Bubba made the baby lungfish cry :(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-25 00:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus
I've always liked Bubba, and I figure he just likes his drink, like I do, on occasion, and says stupid shit that he may or may not regret in the morning, like the time he wished death upon my family because I humanely had to put my dog down. I cried, Bubba. I cried. It's okay, though. You drink. I drink. You say stupid shit. I say stupid shit. Still, I've never wished death upon anyone. Well, that may or may not been true. Doesn't matter, because I've recently been blessed by a holy man, which is awesome, because now I feel that I can wish death upon all sorts of people and get away with it, karma-wise.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't make me turn this car around.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, what a jackass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's "lying" around, old man.
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup...I'd better come up with a post to knock this piece of shit off the top of MH.
I wonder if I have any great pictures of myself laying around...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*needs a life*
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yet you ignore bubba's death threat?
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Review ***starred*** lines below. Bubba was just being charitable and accommodating.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 19:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is this your grand contribution you no-prize-website-contest-cheating ginger cat herding social retard?
this is what i should strive for?
***fucking kill me now.***
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***Send me your address. I'll be GLAD to kill your stupid ass.***
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i heard bubba got rejected by both walmart and sams club as their 'greeter' as he was just too retarded.
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Whut does you mean buy that??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
target finally took you eh bubba?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:05:28 EDT (#)
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i heard bubba got rejected by both walmart and sams club as their 'greeter' as he was just too retarded.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, DooDoo, I go to work late tonight, in about seven hours.
Nighty night. Fun trading shit with you, as always.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or even Doodles.
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I was smart like Bubba :(
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Now I'm listening to sad music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 21:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a known fact that FOOLS (doodles, paymelater, etc.) leave out letters when they type.
:)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid even
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:55:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:44:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, I remember a review Ghola wrote where she told others to look up her name on Google. I don't remember which post, but, if you ask her, she will recall doing it.
I have no desire to publish private information on ANYONE. There are too many assholes on the internet.
Isn't that what you just did, you fucking moron?
Jesus Christ, you said yourself you know about it and can't find it, so why would you bring attention to it like that and make it easy for one of those assholes you mentioned?
Goddamn you're fucking retarded.
You should get banned for that shit.
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And we're the stuid ones bubba?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep blabbering, fool.
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:54:03 EDT (#)
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Or even Doodles.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I was smart like Bubba :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not saying he would kill you, I'm just saying that a death threat is crossing line.
On an unrelated note, Jack is swiftly becoming jpig.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also a death threat from bubba is no big deal. this is like the third or fourth one for me.
he's unemployed because he has no marketable skills. so, no way to afford the travel here to kill me. good thing, i was absolutely terrified.
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Right. How often am I here from 11:00PM to 07:00? HUH????
You fucking idiot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, serious death threat. Scourge asked to be killed.
I don't kill people, I just laugh at how STUPID payme, doodles, and scourge come across.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also a death threat from bubba is no big deal. this is like the third or fourth one for me.
he's unemployed because he has no marketable skills. so, no way to afford the travel here to kill me. good thing, i was absolutely terrified.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
goddamn it doodles, you got in my arrows way
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The continuing adventures of Jack McCallum.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ditto
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:45:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*needs a life*
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yet you ignore bubba's death threat?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*needs a life*
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just followed that link on the uberboard to Jack's first post.
That's fucking hilarious if you scroll through the reviews.
Some guy pops up and says he recognizes Jack from a book he read recently, and Jack says "What a coincidence. I WROTE that book. How lovely one of my fans just happens by on my VERY FIRST POST!"
Goddamn that's funny.
I mean, what are the odds?
Who was reading that shit back then and didn't say anything?
Was that like in the Jurrasic period of uber, when the intellects were not yet fully formed?
There should be a chart on the evolution of uber.
Bubba crawls out of the slime and becomes Jack, who becomes someone else, until finally the guy that first called Jack out on his bullshit is actually walking upright and has the ability to reason.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha...suck jack's dick a little more bubba.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Send me your address. I'll be GLAD to kill your stupid ass.
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Death threats really are not okay bubba. That is stepping over the line.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 19:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is this your grand contribution you no-prize-website-contest-cheating ginger cat herding social retard?
this is what i should strive for?
fucking kill me now.
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Send me your address. I'll be GLAD to kill your stupid ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 19:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is this your grand contribution you no-prize-website-contest-cheating ginger cat herding social retard?
this is what i should strive for?
fucking kill me now.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 19:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got the knack, Shlongy.
I had to take a break and do some actual work. I wish bosses worked from home and left us alone.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-24 18:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Been there...done THAT:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 18:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-24 18:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck...if it's THIS easy to get hits and heat, Shlongy is THIS close to posting again.
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Next on most heated: Shlongy Shows His Hole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-24 18:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck...if it's THIS easy to get hits and heat, Shlongy is THIS close to posting again.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 18:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:45:18 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're reffering to bart's comment, calling a webmaster and having him provide (e-mail only as that is all bart would have) information still is time consuming.
unless bart know's jack's real name.
which is of course, jack mccallum,
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Of course it is! Just like your real name is Jamie(surname).
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Just like your real name is.. um, oh wait. That's right, nobody wanted to know. Nobody gives a fuck you worthless shitsack.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-24 18:02:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:45:18 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're reffering to bart's comment, calling a webmaster and having him provide (e-mail only as that is all bart would have) information still is time consuming.
unless bart know's jack's real name.
which is of course, jack mccallum,
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Actually, he has IP addresses, since he blocked all my scripts from running....by IP range.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:45:18 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're reffering to bart's comment, calling a webmaster and having him provide (e-mail only as that is all bart would have) information still is time consuming.
unless bart know's jack's real name.
which is of course, jack mccallum,
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Well, yes, but that falls into option three. Where did paymelater go? He was making me laugh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:45:18 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're reffering to bart's comment, calling a webmaster and having him provide (e-mail only as that is all bart would have) information still is time consuming.
unless bart know's jack's real name.
which is of course, jack mccallum,
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Of course it is! Just like your real name is Jamie(surname).
:)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:45:18 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're reffering to bart's comment, calling a webmaster and having him provide (e-mail only as that is all bart would have) information still is time consuming.
unless bart know's jack's real name.
which is of course, jack mccallum,
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:45:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because if jack isn't your name they would (probably) track you by IP Address which would mean calling up internet providers for the exact match. And that is assuming you have a static ID and post from home, not an office. All of which would have taken considerable effort.
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Keep fishing, fuckhead.
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Honestly I don't care that much. I'm just passing the time since my plans were canceled. I guess you don't understand that seeing as how uber is your main access to human conversation.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also i can't spell referring.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:45:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:42:55 EDT (#)
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Because if jack isn't your name they would (probably) track you by IP Address which would mean calling up internet providers for the exact match. And that is assuming you have a static ID and post from home, not an office. All of which would have taken considerable effort.
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Keep fishing, fuckhead.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're reffering to bart's comment, calling a webmaster and having him provide (e-mail only as that is all bart would have) information still is time consuming.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because if jack isn't your name they would (probably) track you by IP Address which would mean calling up internet providers for the exact match. And that is assuming you have a static ID and post from home, not an office. All of which would have taken considerable effort.
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I gave you the answer.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:42:55 EDT (#)
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Because if jack isn't your name they would (probably) track you by IP Address which would mean calling up internet providers for the exact match. And that is assuming you have a static ID and post from home, not an office. All of which would have taken considerable effort.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:41:12 EDT (#)
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Doodles, look for a review from a famous ubersite personality on Jack's Ipod headphone post. Then shut up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:39:33 EDT (#)
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Please just answer to question so I can laugh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:38:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please explain to me how the police knew who you were if they were just given a tip about a post on the website under a pen name. I mean if Jack isn't your name then the police couldn't have tracked you down without extensive research. So either this whole scenario is a lie to garner attention, in which case you're like jpig OR you're lying when you say the police just talked to you on the phone for a few minutes and you are being investigated OR this situation is exactly like ghola's but you refuse to admit bubba was at fault.
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Holy CHRIST. If you can't figure out a SIMPLE TWO-STEP PROCESS like this then you are fucked, man. Fucked.
Hahaha! What a fucking tool. What do you do for a living, sell newspapers from one of those rickety wooden kiosks on the corner?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:35:58 EDT (#)
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Please explain to me how the police knew who you were if they were just given a tip about a post on the website under a pen name. I mean if Jack isn't your name then the police couldn't have tracked you down without extensive research. So either this whole scenario is a lie to garner attention, in which case you're like jpig OR you're lying when you say the police just talked to you on the phone for a few minutes and you are being investigated OR this situation is exactly like ghola's but you refuse to admit bubba was at fault.
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:34:59 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also too many wheels was you too.
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No it wasn't. You have proof of this?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:33:15 EDT (#)
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Well, this busts the theory that this is my alter.
Christ Method, get your act together.
****
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:30:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:47 EDT (#)
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i've never been agent smith.
i was kwame.
sadly that negro was banned.
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Not true apollo
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Oh, sorry... I shouldn't get involved.
Now will someone answer my question please??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:32:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:30:27 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:26 EDT (#)
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Also too many wheels was you too.
ANd horse isn't you jsut like sadie isn't bubba.
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Actually, I'm Method too. I'm just fucking around for the hits.
nah. method's funny.
you're just sad.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:31:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:29:16 EDT (#)
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Would you explain just one thing to me jack? Just one single thing?
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What am I, fuckin psychic? Should I pick ONE THING at random?
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:30:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:47 EDT (#)
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i've never been agent smith.
i was kwame.
sadly that negro was banned.
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Not true apollo
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Oh, sorry... I shouldn't get involved.
Now will someone answer my question please??
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:26 EDT (#)
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Also too many wheels was you too.
ANd horse isn't you jsut like sadie isn't bubba.
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Actually, I'm Method too. I'm just fucking around for the hits.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:30:15 EDT (#)
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that is true actually.
i've only ever been kwame, apollo, and arthur dent.
but you're NEW so you wouldn't know.
RIGHT?
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:47 EDT (#)
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i've never been agent smith.
i was kwame.
sadly that negro was banned.
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Not true apollo
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:29:16 EDT (#)
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Would you explain just one thing to me jack? Just one single thing?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:27:12 EDT (#)
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Bart keeps the black man down. :(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:47 EDT (#)
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i've never been agent smith.
i was kwame.
sadly that negro was banned.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:26 EDT (#)
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Also too many wheels was you too.
ANd horse isn't you jsut like sadie isn't bubba.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:24:49 EDT (#)
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No one actually cared about ubermadness jack. I'm terribly sorry to inform you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:23:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:00:29 EDT (#)
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too many wheels, horse87, charlton H, YOU are the man with a lot of alters.
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I freely admitted Charlton was me, see the comments in the very first Charlton post. The others are not me.
Now am I addressing Agent Smith, Kwame Johnson, or Apollo? I mean all three of you voted in the last Ubermadness.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:22:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:00:29 EDT (#)
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Jack, come on.
With the exception of yourself, bubba, oathmeal and sicosemen we're all reasonably intelligent people on here.
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It was implied that I am intelligent. HAH!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:20:14 EDT (#)
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this has gone past funny all the way to gay.
it's a fine line.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:20:14 EDT (#)
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whore below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:19:49 EDT (#)
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im sure its a lovely book.
no one asks anyone to get involved , meh its just uber
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:19:42 EDT (#)
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Well the court was closed for floor repairs. I guess I don't have much to do now than laugh at jack and bubba
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:16:45 EDT (#)
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Jesus fucking Christ! who the fuck asked you to get involved !?
The fucking Jack McCallum that wrote the book Made in the USA (or US) And I wanted to know if he wrote any others, but you are too seriously stupid to answer my questions.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:15:48 EDT (#)
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morello MUST be someones alter who is here, one of 3 people and he doesnt sound like apollo
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:13:08 EDT (#)
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Jack talking to himself below
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Morello was talking to ME. Try to keep up.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:13:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:08:36 EDT (#)
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Remember? What are you talking about, I have no idea who you are.
I only came to the site to see if this was the REAL Jack McCallum Author.
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Which "real" McCallum? There are at least two of them. If you don't know who I am, stop calling me names.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:13:08 EDT (#)
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Jack talking to himself below
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:08:36 EDT (#)
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Remember? What are you talking about, I have no idea who you are.
I only came to the site to see if this was the REAL Jack McCallum Author.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:08:18 EDT (#)
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child molester below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:07:06 EDT (#)
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Yes, Morello, I am an asshole, but I would be the LAST one on the site to turn someone in to the cops. I'm a child of the 60s, remember?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:05:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:58:57 PDT (#)
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I am not an avocado of the Gay sex but I think Meathole is a handsome man.
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HAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:03:42 EDT (#)
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Probably just as well really, I guess the real Author wouldn't have friends like that bubba chap. He's an asshole :o(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:03:41 EDT (#)
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this post is getting lots and lots of heat............
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:03:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:45:17 CDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Bubba2341
User id: 20901
Registered on or around: 2005-07-29 23:45:20 EDT
# Messages posted: 127
# Reviews written: 12364
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 3721
# Hits: 96428
Average rating of all messages: 0.51
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Bubba, you've reviewed 12362 times to many. The first two were sufficient to show you were an unhumourous, knuckle dragging bore.
LOL
there's some gems in this thread.
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:02:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:56:18 EDT (#)
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Look at this shit. Someone had this alter 'just in case.'
Everything you ever wanted to know about morello
User id: 33720
Registered on or around: 2008-06-11 14:11:01 EDT
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 1
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ONE review.
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Hey Jack, I don't understand what you are stating?
and since you didn't answer my question I'll assume that it isn't you... sorry!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:01:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:58:57 EDT (#)
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I am not an avocado of the Gay sex but I think Meathole is a handsome man. It is no shock to learn he has an active scrotal life unlike you JAKE.
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Thanks dick, I was on the phone on a business call and the person now thinks theres something incredibly wrong with me - bursting out laughing for no reason is not a sign of sanity, apparently.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:00:29 EDT (#)
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Jack, come on.
With the exception of yourself, bubba, oathmeal and sicosemen we're all reasonably intelligent people on here.
Do you really think we'll believe you this time when you've been caught several times?
too many wheels, horse87, charlton H, YOU are the man with a lot of alters.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:58:57 EDT (#)
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I am not an avocado of the Gay sex but I think Meathole is a handsome man. It is no shock to learn he has an active scrotal life unlike you JAKE.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:57:01 EDT (#)
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Ummm, we all know it's you, Jack. It's too late to try and make it seem otherwise now. You're incredibly pathetic.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:56:18 EDT (#)
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Look at this shit. Someone had this alter 'just in case.'
Everything you ever wanted to know about morello
User id: 33720
Registered on or around: 2008-06-11 14:11:01 EDT
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 1
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ONE review.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:54:42 EDT (#)
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How does Method get these alters approved so fast?
Does he just create 1 a day and maintain a spreadsheet of usernames and passwords? Christ.
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god !!!
sorry, that was supposed to be a +2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:38:25 CDT (#)
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Hey... It IS you isn't it?
Book was called made in the US (or USA) I think. Fucking 1+ book.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAH
A
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
<DROPS DEAD OF BIG FAT HEART ATTACK>
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:46:17 EDT (#)
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Jack, if you don't mind my asking can you list what are yours (IF...sorry... it's you).
For example 60 minute men and Foul Lines? Are they yours?
I do like to read everything an author has written
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:41:18 EDT (#)
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Quit shamelessly whoring your book on ubersite Jack. Fuck, you're pathetic.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:41:00 EDT (#)
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If you don't stop being mean to Miffed I will go homocidal. Meated is the coolest guy on this SITE! HOMOCIDAL!
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:39:39 EDT (#)
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I just googled it.
If it is you, have you written any others? I think that one dates back a while.
Am I correct?
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:38:25 EDT (#)
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Hey... It IS you isn't it?
Book was called made in the US (or USA) I think. Fucking 1+ book.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:36:30 EDT (#)
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Jack wrote on Ghola's post that McCallum is a pen name. I'm crushed! Not quite crumpled, but close.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:34:46 EDT (#)
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Sport is the sound that results when a Fukawi indian crawls up a tree and shits into a pail of water.
SPORT!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:32:58 EDT (#)
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I think it is safe to assume that he, she or it is referring to the SI guy and not me.
Not everything ties in to your Jack obsession, Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:27:18 EDT (#)
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ok Jack, that's absolutely comical, I can't believe you're alter-whoring your book yet again!!!!
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:26:19 EDT (#)
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Nice post.
Are you the same Jack McCallum author?
I have read a book by a chap with the same name as you. It's a great book, for some unfathomable reason I'm going to reccomend that you read it, just because you have the same name.
If you ARE the same one, I might mistrust you for a while... having ASKED you if you are indeed the same person.
It'll all look very odd and awkward.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:25:26 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:25:03 EDT (#)
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Method, have a heart. You KNOW you have a special ring in your JEWelry stock that will cause a mannequin to come to life.
Send it. Stop being mean.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:21:43 EDT (#)
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This is ubersite. Being a pathetic, petty fuck with the social aptitude of a particularly dead weevil is practically a prerequisite. Even if this isn't shennanies (which I suspect it is), what did you expect of this place?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:20:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:13:02 EDT (#)
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Got a little too close to the bone there, huh?
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You keep repeating that you're getting under my skin without backing it up in any way, in the hopes that it'll come true, but it just isn't. You can wish it all you want, just like when you squeeze your eyes really tight and wish reaaaaaaaallly hard and hope that when you open them, the mannequin you stole from your local department store comes to life, but it just isn't going to happen, Jack old boy.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:16:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:03:20 EDT (#)
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Once again Method is pissy. Why? Because Jack didn't play by Method's rules.
HE DOESN'T THINK LIKE ME!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!
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LOL, coming from you Jack that is particularily hilarious. I can't be assed to go dig up the posts. Hell here's just one example : http://www.ubersite.com/m/97468
They don't think like me!!!! NUKE THEM!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:15:25 EDT (#)
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method
doodles
paynelater
no1hasdis.
HEAT!! HEAT!!HEAT!!HEAT!!HEAT!!HEAT!!HEAT!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:11:09 EDT (#)
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At first Jack thought that one of his cats had learned how to communicate with him through some sort of strange warbling noise, but then he realized that it was the phone ringing. After all, no one had called him in over 12 years, and he forgot what it sounded like.
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So THAT's what that ringing is in my ears. Thanks, Greek.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:13:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:07:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:03:20 EDT (#)
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Once again Method is pissy. Why? Because Jack didn't play by Method's rules.
HE DOESN'T THINK LIKE ME!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE ON UBERSITE THINKS LIKE ME AND THINKS I AM AWESOME AND FUNNY AND COOL AND HE DOESN'T AND I HATE HIM!!!!!
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Hahaha where did you get that from? You make absolutely no sense, Outsider.
LOL
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Got a little too close to the bone there, huh?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:12:16 EDT (#)
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you sound like Kurt Vonnegut Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:11:09 EDT (#)
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At first Jack thought that one of his cats had learned how to communicate with him through some sort of strange warbling noise, but then he realized that it was the phone ringing. After all, no one had called him in over 12 years, and he forgot what it sounded like.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:11:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:05:06 EDT (#)
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The irony here is that this arguement is on a post where Jack has jsut admitted that the SFPD has taken time out of it's busy schedule to read through his posts on an obscure site in the corner of the internet because his writing shows enough anti-social tendencies to validate an investigation and threat assesment.
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Actually, the post clearly shows it did not validate that. They talked to me for three minutes. Some big investigation there, bud.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:08:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I apologize for my English suffering when I am on the phone. The point of that, admittedly awful sentence is that even if the stories you peddle of as non-fiction are, in fact, fiction, they STILL express your views and outlooks on life.
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Explain this to us then. Enlighten us. What is my outlook? http://www.ubersite.com/m/71787
It may be the shortest story I've ever done. It'll only take about 60 seconds to read. Go ahead, I'll wait.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:07:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:03:20 EDT (#)
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Once again Method is pissy. Why? Because Jack didn't play by Method's rules.
HE DOESN'T THINK LIKE ME!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE ON UBERSITE THINKS LIKE ME AND THINKS I AM AWESOME AND FUNNY AND COOL AND HE DOESN'T AND I HATE HIM!!!!!
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Hahaha where did you get that from? You make absolutely no sense, Outsider.
LOL
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Every fiction story by EVERY fiction author reflects what he or she believes in life.
Doodles, I thought you were smarter than that.
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it is NOT FICTION otherwise known as NONFICTION. There is a difference between jack's FICTION and his NONFICTION the psots I was reffering to were NONFICTION.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I must not have been clear enough. I was reffering ot the posts under the non fiction, hence that aside being palced under thoses posts instead of under the fiction. I meant even if what you wrote in the nonfiction section was fiction the view points are your actual view points.
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Unless you follow me around with a video canmera and then post the footage on Uber there's no way you or anyone else will know what's what.
And HAHAHA is my response to this quote, surely an instant Uberclassic:
"I meant even if what you wrote in the nonfiction section was fiction the view points are your actual view points."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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I apologize for my English suffering when I am on the phone. The point of that, admittedly awful sentence is that even if the stories you peddle of as non-fiction are, in fact, fiction, they STILL express your views and outlooks on life.
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The irony here is that this arguement is on a post where Jack has jsut admitted that the SFPD has taken time out of it's busy schedule to read through his posts on an obscure site in the corner of the internet because his writing shows enough anti-social tendencies to validate an investigation and threat assesment.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unfortunately I've finished with everything that I need to do for the day and I have a pick-up basket ball game at the gym in about 20 minutes.
I'll bow out of this argument for now. If you want to take it as a win you go ahead and take it, because, you ARE a winner there, jacky-boy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:03:58 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Every fiction story by EVERY fiction author reflects what he or she believes in life.
Doodles, I thought you were smarter than that.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again Method is pissy. Why? Because Jack didn't play by Method's rules.
HE DOESN'T THINK LIKE ME!!!! I HATE HIM!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE ON UBERSITE THINKS LIKE ME AND THINKS I AM AWESOME AND FUNNY AND COOL AND HE DOESN'T AND I HATE HIM!!!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I must not have been clear enough. I was reffering ot the posts under the non fiction, hence that aside being palced under thoses posts instead of under the fiction. I meant even if what you wrote in the nonfiction section was fiction the view points are your actual view points.
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Unless you follow me around with a video canmera and then post the footage on Uber there's no way you or anyone else will know what's what.
And HAHAHA is my response to this quote, surely an instant Uberclassic:
"I meant even if what you wrote in the nonfiction section was fiction the view points are your actual view points."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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I apologize for my English suffering when I am on the phone. The point of that, admittedly awful sentence is that even if the stories you peddle of as non-fiction are, in fact, fiction, they STILL express your views and outlooks on life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:57:36 EDT (#)
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Imma go brush mah tooth now
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Commas are for faggots and greeks.
That is all.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I must not have been clear enough. I was reffering ot the posts under the non fiction, hence that aside being palced under thoses posts instead of under the fiction. I meant even if what you wrote in the nonfiction section was fiction the view points are your actual view points.
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Unless you follow me around with a video canmera and then post the footage on Uber there's no way you or anyone else will know what's what.
And HAHAHA is my response to this quote, surely an instant Uberclassic:
"I meant even if what you wrote in the nonfiction section was fiction the view points are your actual view points."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:47:25 EDT (#)
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For example, when I want to have fun, I go out and interact socially at some sort of public venue. When you want to have fun, you strap your favorite cat to some sort of home made contraption and agitate it until it sprays urine into your face.
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Thanks asshole. I just started laughing out loud, and now everyone in the office is wondering what I'm laughing about.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:56:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:52:40 EDT (#)
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Haha how did I refute it? I didn't actually NAME the poor cat in question, that would have been wrong!
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No you border-line retarded greek. This is what you refuted.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would put a fair amount of money on method being lively, entertaining, outgoing and pulling cheeky shenanigans in real life. About the same as he does here.
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Jesus Christ you're almost on the same mental level as bubba there champ.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:52:40 EDT (#)
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Haha how did I refute it? I didn't actually NAME the poor cat in question, that would have been wrong!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:52:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:46:35 EDT (#)
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So Bubba, would you address the claim you made the other day that your son and grandson not only know of your behavior on ubersite, but also post here?
You never told me their usernames.
I asked, if you recall, what it felt like to call some kid names on the internet, and how proud your family must be.
You then made the claim your family knew all about ubersite and even joined in the fun.
Also, why did you reveal a user's name, school, and location on another post only today and claim it was okay to do because she had already posted the information, when she herself revealed it was actually in a personal E-MAIL to you?
Let's discuss these things, Bubba.
Your behavior troubles me and I think Professor Doodles may be able to provide psychological insight.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method refuting my point of internet and real life behavior below.
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Because you were WRONG, Doodles. Just like your buddy paymelater, who keeps stirring the shit even after Ghola said things were cool.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll vote for toothless hillbilly serial killer....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90373
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, calm down. Your typing has gone to shit.
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i'm on the phone and typing one handed. although not paying that much attention to the pghone conversayion.
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Don't you youngsters know about headsets?
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I have an oddly shaped head sadly. I can't get the ear piece to align to my ear and the piece to align to my mouth in a way that I can clearly understand what people are saying to me and for them to be able to clearly understand what I say.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method refuting my point of internet and real life behavior below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, calm down. Your typing has gone to shit.
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i'm on the phone and typing one handed. although not paying that much attention to the pghone conversayion.
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Don't you youngsters know about headsets?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Jack, it actually never occured to me to use the labels for all of my OWN work, I just naturally assumed that it was to tag work from other people that I enjoyed. Just goes to show you how different minds work!
For example, when I want to have fun, I go out and interact socially at some sort of public venue. When you want to have fun, you strap your favorite cat to some sort of home made contraption and agitate it until it sprays urine into your face.
You're right though, I guess I'm the maladjusted individual here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Bubba2341
User id: 20901
Registered on or around: 2005-07-29 23:45:20 EDT
# Messages posted: 127
# Reviews written: 12364
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 3721
# Hits: 96428
Average rating of all messages: 0.51
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Bubba, you've reviewed 12362 times to many. The first two were sufficient to show you were an unhumourous, knuckle dragging bore.
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More drivel from a three-post fool.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, calm down. Your typing has gone to shit.
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i'm on the phone and typing one handed. although not paying that much attention to the pghone conversayion.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So Bubba, would you address the claim you made the other day that your son and grandson not only know of your behavior on ubersite, but also post here?
You never told me their usernames.
I asked, if you recall, what it felt like to call some kid names on the internet, and how proud your family must be.
You then made the claim your family knew all about ubersite and even joined in the fun.
Also, why did you reveal a user's name, school, and location on another post only today and claim it was okay to do because she had already posted the information, when she herself revealed it was actually in a personal E-MAIL to you?
Let's discuss these things, Bubba.
Your behavior troubles me and I think Professor Doodles may be able to provide psychological insight.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, calm down. Your typing has gone to shit.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Bubba2341
User id: 20901
Registered on or around: 2005-07-29 23:45:20 EDT
# Messages posted: 127
# Reviews written: 12364
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 3721
# Hits: 96428
Average rating of all messages: 0.51
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Bubba, you've reviewed 12362 times to many. The first two were sufficient to show you were an unhumourous, knuckle dragging bore.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
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As you said above... "Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life."
You fucking tool.
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I must not have been clear enough. I was reffering ot the posts under the non fiction, hence that aside being palced under thoses posts instead of under the fiction. I meant even if what you wrote in the nonfiction section was fiction the view points are your actual view points.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, your obsession with me is bordering on "toothless hillbilly serial killer", stop it
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Yer wrong. I still have 12 teeth.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Egomaniac below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is kind of funny about the favorites.
I didn't even know you could make favorites until just now, but my first inclination would have been to link some posts I read and liked from others.
Granted, I've only posted three times, but it actually would not have ocurred to me to link something I posted myself.
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You posted three times too many.
Of course it wouldn't occur to you. Nothing intelligent ever does. . .
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, all of Jack's favorites are his own posts, sounds like that fits just perfectly with his delusional, narcissistic personality.
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! You're actually an unoriginal, talentless hack of a writer!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum/l/favorites
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Actually, Ubersite is one hell of a great repository for short stories, a form I had not tried much at all before coming here. Many of the labels I put on things are for my own use as much as the use of others. I use them as an index to my work. My labels, my choice. I guess I should have consulted Method for the proper way of doing things.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, your obsession with me is bordering on "toothless hillbilly serial killer", stop it
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is kind of funny about the favorites.
I didn't even know you could make favorites until just now, but my first inclination would have been to link some posts I read and liked from others.
Granted, I've only posted three times, but it actually would not have ocurred to me to link something I posted myself.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
--
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! I'm actually a woman!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93482
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95377
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81641
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94581
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All of these posts (in all three reviews) fit pretty solidly under fiction catagory as I laid it out.
Anything else?
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As you said above... "Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life."
You fucking tool.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if that makes Bubba angry, to get reamed by a child?
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I'm glad Doodles handed me my ass. I wondered where it went.
Doodles, psychologists of your ilk are a nickel a dozen.
Paymelater, tell me about personality and reviews, then read what I pasted from Method.
You fucking idiot.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
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I could imagine jack talking about mexicans like that.
I DON'T WANT NO MEXICAN MONEY. I DON'T WANT NO MEXCANS IN MY HOUSE. IM AN ANGLO-SAXON WARROIR. I WON'T TAKE SOME MEXICAN TELLING ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY. IN THE WHITE MANS NAME I PRAY. EVERY DARK PERSON GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU AREN'T WHITE GET OUT.
That sounds liek jack to me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, all of Jack's favorites are his own posts, sounds like that fits just perfectly with his delusional, narcissistic personality.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if that makes Bubba angry, to get reamed by a child?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! You're actually an unoriginal, talentless hack of a writer!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum/l/favorites
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
--
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! I'm actually a woman!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93482
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95377
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81641
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94581
=================
A fact I have known for over two years! Idiots.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
--
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! I'm actually a woman!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93482
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95377
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81641
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94581
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All of these posts (in all three reviews) fit pretty solidly under fiction catagory as I laid it out.
Anything else?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The reviews are where your personality comes out.
Jack is angry.
Bubba is stupid.
Doodles is handing them their asses.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, fuck a duck.
Just doing an Uber check in.
Nothing new here.
See y'all tomorrow.
Here, if you want to see a truly mentally unstable individual, watch this.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, you are dead wrong about me. OMFG, that meens I cant bee wrong!!11!!one!!
Paymelater, shut up. you don't know shit.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
--
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! I'm actually a woman!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93482
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95377
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81641
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94581
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
--
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! I'm actually of Middle Eastern descent!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum/l/allahtown
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
--
SURPRISE!
HAR HAR! I'm actually black!
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum/l/negroes
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would put a fair amount of money on method being lively, entertaining, outgoing and pulling cheeky shenanigans in real life. About the same as he does here.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't make an argument to defend posting a link to someone's personal information, Bubba. No fucking way.
Doodles is still kicking your asses.
You old guys have been on uber so long you don't even remember how to argue a point with intelligence.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is juicy stuff. Any other shots in the dark you want to take?
Here, I'll make it easy for you. One of the following is true:
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I'm betting they're all half truths. The more accurate would be as follows:
-Jack has a lisp.
-Jack's biggest coup so far has been convincing the more gullible on Uber that he is a guy who actually has any talent writing and sold more then one copy of his novel (to his mom, his dad wouldn't even read that shit).
-Jack has suffered from almost regular flatulence all his life, the first when he was in grade school. For years he has blamed the stench surrounding on those "dirty chinese and mexicans".'
-Jack once was the target of vicious schoolyard mockery. Years later he still has a hard time dealing with the guilt and shame.
-Jack's parents dressed him as a girl until he was seven years old at his request. He still has corss-dressing tendencies
-Jack once tripped and stabbed himself with a pencil. He still has a medical record.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, are you Rob_Berg in disguise? He, too, though the way one acts on Uber reflects them in real life. It just ISN'T so.
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It is, unless you actively maintain a persona. What you find funny online you will still find funny in real life. No matter where you are nor what media you communicate in you are still, in fact, you. This being true, I sense jack is an angry person. I would say that you, bubba, can't stand to be wrong in real life and would make excuses for any incorrect statement you make. This being said I don't know you in real life so I cannot definitively prove this. However I know it is true and you know it is true so we should operate under that fact.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles: So, is Method what he portrays on Uber? NO!!! GET A CLUE!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:00:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
There are quite some conclusions and noteworthy facts in this comment .
1 method is not a reject ?
2 method is not a sociopath ?
3 method is not a socially inept retard ?
4 If we would take away 99% of the population , there's just U left . It seems to be happening , or are we talking different tongues here ?
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I'd actually like to address the above comment just for shits and giggles.
I am all of the above when it comes to the role I play around here. That's all it is, a role. If you pulled your head out of your ass long enough to look around, you'd see that I have always played along with everything that's been thrown at me because it's funny and entertaining to myself and others. That's because i'm a good sport and not insecure with myself. I can take it just as well as I dish it out. I've been called a fat, metrosexual, homosexual, insecure, greasy, slimy Greek, just to name a few of the tamer personal barbs thrown my way, and I take it all in stride because it amuses others, and that's really why I come to ubersite; to amuse myself and to amuse others. If you look at some of my older posts, all I did was write stories to entertain and amuse others. People aren't amused by a +2 "You go girl", they get amused when I call some girl that camwhores a "fucking horrid shovelfaced monstrosity".
The difference between myself and most people here, however, is that I can differentiate between real life and the shit flinging on uber. Most people around here are too sensitive and can't handle the abuse because they really are insecure, socially inept retards. A -2 and a nasty comment means the world to them, and have their feelings hurt like there's no tomorrow. My opinion should mean nothing to you, all your opinions definitely mean nothing to me, and that's the way things should be.
I don't even remember what post this is anymore = (
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My money's on:
-Jack's parents dressed him as a girl until he was seven years old.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is juicy stuff. Any other shots in the dark you want to take?
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That was not at all a shot in the dark. Rather my statement was compiled from things I've learnt about you through the posts that you write about yourself, if you would like me to. I can copy and paste things that you have typed on uber that tell me you are an unbalanced individual with anger problems. That normally leads to most interaction being strenuous on not only your part but on the part of those interacting with you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
paymelater should stop trying to run Uber.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If only there were SOME WAY a person could email Bart and politely ask for the removal of a post they regretted. Oh my! If ONLY!!!! ...wait, you CAN do that?
Fuckin moron. Granted, horse went a bit overboard there but so what?
Writers are whores, not skanks. We don't mind giving it out but we won't do it for free
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The infamous horse87, the mysterious high school car guy who only shows up to give Jack votes on ubermadness and plug his book. I like how Jack turns his alter into an imaginary friend complete with a background (albeit a completely unimaginative one-dimensional one, much like the characters in most of his "ficiton"). It's like you've lied to yourself so long you're starting to believe your alter is a real person. It's like his own personal snufelufagus. Between that, his intimate covnersations with his cats, threatening to shoot up san francisco on a website, you've really got to wonder how close to the edge old jacky boy is getting.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was talking about how lame it is for a grandfather like Bubba to call some kid the same age as his grandaughter names on the internet.
But Doodles is kicking both your asses. He sounds a fuck of a lot more intelligent than either of you two.
And nice work putting that chick's name and personal info she E-MAILED TO YOU on ubersite, btw.
Good job, Bubba.
Here Jack is, bitching about someone bringing the real world into ubersite, and you just casually provise a link to another user's real name, school, and location.
Isn't that what Jack is complaining about on this post, people doing stupid shit on uber that could have real world consequences?
You should be fucking banned for that shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, are you Rob_Berg in disguise? He, too, though the way one acts on Uber reflects them in real life. It just ISN'T so.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess you think I don't even have a job, huh...
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I never said you didn't have a job. I would say you don't interact with people any more than you absolutely have to because it is incredibly uncomfortable for you to deal with people face-to-face.
--
This is juicy stuff. Any other shots in the dark you want to take?
Here, I'll make it easy for you. One of the following is true:
-Jack has a harelip.
-Jack's biggest coup so far has been convincing Uber that he is a guy when he is actually a chick.
-Jack has suffered from almost regular rectal prolapses all his life, the first when he was in grade school. For years he was known as 'the kid with the inside-out bum.'
-Jack once joined in the vicious schoolyard mockery of another kid. Years later he learned that the kid died a horrible death and he had a hard time dealing with the guilt and shame.
-Jack's parents dressed him as a girl until he was seven years old.
-Jack once stabbed a schoolmate with a pencil. He has a record, but it was sealed due to Jack's youth at the time.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's where you're wrong, Doodles.
Everything concerns me.
:)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba
Fiction:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878
etc...
Nonfiction/political views/life outloook in general
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Even if these do happen to be fiction the themes are consistent with how jack seems to behave on uber and thus in real life.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not in high school, granted I was when I started lurking in 2005.
I agree with bubba on the age doesn't matter, although it is a bit hypocritical for you to tell someone else to butt out when you, yourself get into arguments that don't concern you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No1hasdis: see note to Doodles, below. . .
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I never said you didn't have a job. I would say you don't interact with people any more than you absolutely have to because it is incredibly uncomfortable for you to deal with people face-to-face. I'm just pointing out your abnormal behaviors. The last two people I can think of that behaved like you would be ETS and Maltese. Maltese was about 12 and ETS had a job. They both were unfit for human interaction though
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190
Just one example of many. I think Doodles just made a rather accurate assessment there. Then again, Jack is the self-proclaimed "Outsider".
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, you are assuming that everything Jack writes is what he actually believes. EVER HEAR OF FICTION????????
Sheesh!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PayME, one's age means nothing. If Doodles wishes to fight here, it's not your affair. Doodles can take care of himself, without your help. Butt out.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Point is the post about the sandwich lady, the tampering with a passport, the break out the guns post, and your views on gentlemanly behavior paint you as an unbalanced person with an irrational amount of anger who does not have enough social interaction with people to deal with MINOR INCONVIENCES.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact that you are so incredibly self important that you think I would spend money on you speaks volumes about your character...
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uberboard:
LOL http://www.ubersite.com/m/41874#731975 Jack used alter to shill his book on very first post
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If only there were SOME WAY a person could email Bart and politely ask for the removal of a post they regretted. Oh my! If ONLY!!!! ...wait, you CAN do that?
Fuckin moron. Granted, horse went a bit overboard there but so what?
Writers are whores, not skanks. We don't mind giving it out but we won't do it for free.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, the coolest interactor on the planet.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is what I was talking about the other day with Bubba when you stuck your nose in, Jack.
You're arguing with a fucking high school kid (at least I'm pretty sure).
It's just fucking lame.
You should check out the bullshit your buddy Bubba just pulled on the other post, btw.
It's the exact kind of shit you're bitching about on this post.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess you think I don't even have a job, huh? That I make up all that stuff to sound normal and that I actually just stay home all day because I claim disability for a back injury I faked and if I go around town someone might see me and report that I am actually fine and if I leave California I get no benefits and have to go back to actual work that I hate so I'm stuck here trapped.
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I never said you didn't have a job. I would say you don't interact with people any more than you absolutely have to because it is incredibly uncomfortable for you to deal with people face-to-face. I'm just pointing out your abnormal behaviors. The last two people I can think of that behaved like you would be ETS and Maltese. Maltese was about 12 and ETS had a job. They both were unfit for human interaction though.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking love how you view this website jack. I would guess that you were a social outcast in high school, and that you never adjusted to social norms. Your outlook on uber is going to reflect your outlook on life. You view uber (and thus life) as a type of me (outsider) against the world (the "Majority"). This combined with a bit of a god complex makes you an undesirable person to be around. This does not allow you to have the human companionship that you need to become a well adjusted person which causes you to continue to be socially unacceptable. I would further speculate that you know this about yourself and try to attain the companionship that you need through you cats and ubersite. As you hopefully have realized by now, the internet nor animals can substitute for human interaction, jack.
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I guess you think I don't even have a job, huh? That I make up all that stuff to sound normal and that I actually just stay home all day because I claim disability for a back injury I faked and if I go around town someone might see me and report that I am actually fine and if I leave California I get no benefits and have to go back to actual work that I hate so I'm stuck here trapped.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ssssst, the cops are listening!!!
Look! It's a PINK elephant!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking love how you view this website jack. I would guess that you were a social outcast in high school, and that you never adjusted to social norms. Your outlook on uber is going to reflect your outlook on life. You view uber (and thus life) as a type of me (outsider) against the world (the "Majority"). This combined with a bit of a god complex makes you an undesirable person to be around. This does not allow you to have the human companionship that you need to become a well adjusted person which causes you to continue to be socially unacceptable. I would further speculate that you know this about yourself and try to attain the companionship that you need through you cats and ubersite. As you hopefully have realized by now, the internet nor animals can substitute for human interaction, jack.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And the award for the unfunniest review on ubersite for this year goes to::::
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, breathing through ones mouth is much better than spewing shit out of your ass, polluting the entire continent. You want to sling shit? Next time, just break off a piece of your body. You're all shit.
Congratulations on winning this prestigious award 4 years in a row! Now you can have that double wide trailer you always dreamed of!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL "I made you"
Jack is the head of some sort of fantasy uber-mafia
hahahahahhaah how embarassing!
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Laugh now, but beware when the McCallum capos come knocking (or should I say scratching) at your door.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
King Tard showed up!!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a TREMENDOUS tardgument!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, breathing through ones mouth is much better than spewing shit out of your ass, polluting the entire continent. You want to sling shit? Next time, just break off a piece of your body. You're all shit.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I forgot. This is Uber, so we play by Method Rules.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant I wouldn't argue with you on that topic anymore, I can still make fun of your incredibly deluded self image, Don Corleone. When's your daughters wedding so I can ask you for a favor?
hahahahahahahhaahah
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL "I made you"
Jack is the head of some sort of fantasy uber-mafia
hahahahahhaah how embarassing!
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha ok Jack...
hahahahaha you are so delusional, but go ahead, you can have the final comment, I won't respond after this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL "I made you"
Jack is the head of some sort of fantasy uber-mafia
hahahahahhaah how embarassing!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet another user who had no identity until he picked up the 'cat' calls.
Just remember I made you, pal.
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method is showing his true colours. He's furious that Jack won't reveal himself and join his uberclique. He is desperate to get to know JAck and learn the ancient secrets of self-publishing sub-par novels as well as the intricasies of cat-husbandry.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's reassuring to know that Method knows me so well even though we have never met, never emailed, never spoken.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha ok Jack, the whole "I'm going to pretend like I'm calm and rational and pretend like the other guy is crazy" routine isn't really working. I'll let you win this tardgument though, since it's so very important to you. You're right, I'm absolutely FURIOUS at this whole situation, and I don't know how I'm going to sleep at night.
hahahahaha you are so delusional, but go ahead, you can have the final comment, I won't respond after this, I know you have nothing else going in your life except for being super popular on ubersite
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258#2729868
How prophetic.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a very angry young man. Scroll down. Read what you wrote in the last few comments. If you can't see it, I can't explain it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact that you are so incredibly self important that you think I would spend money on you speaks volumes about your character, as well as the fact that you're going to die a lonely, bitter old asshole. If you weren't so full of yourself, things might have turned out differently for you in your life, don't you think?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, you don't do posts like this Method, you just save time and drop shit on the uberboard.
Move along.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good grief, wheres snoopy when you need him
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 13:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice try. I'm not the one making posts about this shit and gathering lists of potential suspects, Inspector Cloisseau
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method's getting upset.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:25:06 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, what passive-aggressive loser would purposefully drawn authoritative attention TO this site? What dripping cum-sock would bring the police to the house party?
...hiding in a corner even now, hoping that nobody notices him sweating...
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Suspect #1: Jonnyx. He kept climbing up my ass as HotWillie, got banned, and now this. Also, I think he's established a history of this kind of stunt.
Suspect #2: Considering what he has done in the past to others on this site it should come as no surprise that an anagram of his name is 'do them.' I used to get along fine with Method until the last UberMadness where he and Apollo went tag-team apeshit on the whole cheating thing (even as Apollo voted as Apollo AND Kwame Johnson, his alter). I honestly don't know what set Method off but he's been pissy with me for a while now, pissy like a chick who got a mouthful of jizz after hearing the age-old promise to pull out.
Suspect #3: Apollo, ubers favorite manic depressive. If you follow his comments on a regular basis you can track his mood swings. I guess I just pissed him off during one of his I AM GOD highs.
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You listing suspects makes you look like the crazy person.
I have had shit happen to me since being on Uber, albeit not as serious, but lordy man, way to go feeding the fire posting about it.
Should have kept your mouth shut.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen Jack, I don't fuck with people's lives outside of Uber because I don't like having it done to me. It's incredibly bad karma. As much as this may surprise you, I have a social life and normal friends and zero cats.
There's no secret to any of this; I'm your typical uber-bully. I fuck with you here because you get bent WAY out of shape and its incredibly amusing. Your responses are entertaining; not only to me but to everyone else that reads this shit. I enjoy entertaining other people on this site, and you're just a means to that end. You are either incredibly delusional to think that I only pick on you, or so incredibly retarded that you don't see through my tired old schtick. I thought you were pretty intelligent; it would seem that you would have figured out by now that ignoring me would make me go away. Instead, you ally yourself with mouth breathers like Bubba and make yourselves look like a total asshole.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, what passive-aggressive loser would purposefully drawn authoritative attention TO this site? What dripping cum-sock would bring the police to the house party?
...hiding in a corner even now, hoping that nobody notices him sweating...
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Suspect #1: Jonnyx. He kept climbing up my ass as HotWillie, got banned, and now this. Also, I think he's established a history of this kind of stunt.
Suspect #2: Considering what he has done in the past to others on this site it should come as no surprise that an anagram of his name is 'do them.' I used to get along fine with Method until the last UberMadness where he and Apollo went tag-team apeshit on the whole cheating thing (even as Apollo voted as Apollo AND Kwame Johnson, his alter). I honestly don't know what set Method off but he's been pissy with me for a while now, pissy like a chick who got a mouthful of jizz after hearing the age-old promise to pull out.
Suspect #3: Apollo, ubers favorite manic depressive. If you follow his comments on a regular basis you can track his mood swings. I guess I just pissed him off during one of his I AM GOD highs.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, what passive-aggressive loser would purposefully drawn authoritative attention TO this site? What dripping cum-sock would bring the police to the house party?
...hiding in a corner even now, hoping that nobody notices him sweating...
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All Hail.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-24 11:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Somehow, I don't think this is shenanigans - if it was, it would have been much more interesting.
Also, Jack, don't be angry at yourself - Ubersite needs a resident fucktard who gets in trouble with the cops. All we need to do now is find the rat and kill him.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-24 11:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So you're the new shitfuck?
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I'm Mini-Shitfuck.
I 'threatened' a mayor, not a President.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So you're the new shitfuck?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:00:57 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS took a lot of shit on here (METHOD) but I really liked him. That's not to say I always agreed with him but I definitely respected the time and energy he put into all of his ideas. You don't really see too many truly passionate people today. Plus, I'm sorry, but anyone who HONESTLY doesn't think that our government does a lot of shady shit and there's a fuckload of stuff we don't know about is just retarded.
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Time and Energy? His "Ideas"? He pretty much copied and pasted articles from prison planet. Not a single prediction was right and anything that was remotely involved with actual science would take an educated person mnutes to debunk (if you were even half way intellegent it wouldn't have taken more than ten minutes). The BS about chemtrails and airlines poisining people, or them killing off the bees? Come on.
I was saddened when he left because I had really hoped he was the greatest troll, instead he was actually just a sad loser who would rather rant about things he didn't understand than take the time to actually learn anything. """"
I agree.
Apart from the saddened bit.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, Jack's got three on most heated.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
entertaining but better you than me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're such an attention whore
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS took a lot of shit on here (METHOD) but I really liked him. That's not to say I always agreed with him but I definitely respected the time and energy he put into all of his ideas. You don't really see too many truly passionate people today. Plus, I'm sorry, but anyone who HONESTLY doesn't think that our government does a lot of shady shit and there's a fuckload of stuff we don't know about is just retarded.
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Time and Energy? His "Ideas"? He pretty much copied and pasted articles from prison planet. Not a single prediction was right and anything that was remotely involved with actual science would take an educated person mnutes to debunk (if you were even half way intellegent it wouldn't have taken more than ten minutes). The BS about chemtrails and airlines poisining people, or them killing off the bees? Come on.
I was saddened when he left because I had really hoped he was the greatest troll, instead he was actually just a sad loser who would rather rant about things he didn't understand than take the time to actually learn anything.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jack that is BS.
not that I would trust anyone here with my garbage, but it is always disapointing when people try to get you into shit for real.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-24 04:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it wouldn't last.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also- Wheat Thins are FUCKING DISGUSTING.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS took a lot of shit on here (METHOD) but I really liked him. That's not to say I always agreed with him but I definitely respected the time and energy he put into all of his ideas. You don't really see too many truly passionate people today. Plus, I'm sorry, but anyone who HONESTLY doesn't think that our government does a lot of shady shit and there's a fuckload of stuff we don't know about is just retarded.
I mean... NUUURRRR.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So do I. Some of his posts made me laugh, but he was fervent about the issues he posted about. I respect that. Plus I googled many things after reading his posts. I wish I had bought stock in Google 10 years ago.... Shitty shitty financial advisor shitty.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss ETS sometimes.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so Jack McC = Unretired ETS?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-23 23:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK. We'll get along just fine.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-23 23:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the time I get there, I don't care what I'm drinking usually.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-23 23:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And don't say Hudepohl. Christ, I hate that shit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-23 22:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may be there around Christmas. It's either there, Australia, or nowhere. Have those fuckers put anything good on tap yet?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-23 22:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why act surprised, lunger? I haven't seen you at the Friendly Stop lately....
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-23 21:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You passed up an oppurtunity to drink with Shlongy?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-23 21:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, wow.
Didn't happen.
Shenanigans.
Bullshit.
Bart only asked for contact asap to ask for a burrito recipe.
You people are stupid as well as assholes.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't rat you out, not me. I enjoy the rants even if I sometimes feel compelled to defend the Bay.
But maybe a friendly, paternalistic eye on you, some warrantless wire-tapping, an occasional unmarked black helicopter hovering nearby are all called for.
I bet Gavin Newsom lurks on this site and turned you in.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the passport...I regret that bart gave him a password.
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"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
-Chuck Norris.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the passport...I regret that bart gave him a password.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet the US govt will regret granting you citizenship yet.
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HAHAHAHA!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet the US govt will regret granting you citizenship yet.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, THAT sucks
Good luck flying anywhere now. Except maybe Canada.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet I'm on a watch list.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHIT.
I forgot to mention... the Inspector also warned me about the passport thing... http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274
Jesus, man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy never said "it never happened".
That's because Shlongy doesn't give a fuck one way or another.
All I care about is the "getting stiffed" portion of this program.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-18 18:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Relax, for Christ's sake. It's a commentary on the media. Posted on the internet. Posted on Ubersite. Jesus.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just scrolled up and down. It's actually pretty funny seeing all of the people saying OBVIOUSLY and TRANSPARENT and SHENANIGANS when it just happened this morning.
How about this. How about some of you put cash down on this?
Fuckin morons.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was probably the ginger twat with the tiny dick.
Buahahaha...That's probably a pretty good guess
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Mr. Outsider" DID stiff on having drinks with Shlongy at the Buena Vista in SF last July.
That's never happened to Shlongy before or since.
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Well if I showed up I would have been an insider. I'm not. Besides, I would have missed my train, and didn't get off on the idea of a $100 cab ride home.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Mr. Outsider" DID stiff on having drinks with Shlongy at the Buena Vista in SF last July.
That's never happened to Shlongy before or since.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-10 16:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I am an outsider. I'm not part of any uberclique and I have never associated with any uberusers. Everyone from Bart on down associates with other uberusers, but I don't. I am unknown. I am unquantifiable. I am the outsider
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SO you DO 'associate' with bart then?
Lying bastard.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't happen
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Actually, it did. Much to my shock. That's why I don't want to mention any names here in case I set off more shit.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not going to give you the Inspector's name just so some jagoff like Method can stir more shit, but the cop is real, I talked to him at ten am this morning. And I'm not going to put down anything Bart told me. If he wants to comment here he can.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Except for what you put on your website.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-23 18:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, my sheer dickery does not go beyond insulting people on this site.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Method?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you live in California you must vote
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was probably the ginger twat with the tiny dick.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"To be perfectly honest, I spent a good part of the weekend shitting myself."
Sounds true to me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
transparent shenanigans
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I played Mad Libs with the Inspector's name. In no particular order:
Gadget
Faggot
Fuckface
Jizzmonger
Shennanigans.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Multiple Choice Review:
A) I like the "new" Jack;
B) Jesus, I hope this is true; or
C) It wasn't me Jack.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The cops are watching Jack. He may be jsut another internet poster, but they suspect he may be more and they can't be sure. He is unknown, unquantifiable, untalented. He is the outsider.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you post every day, Loki McCallum?
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Even if it didn't happen, it's still funny stuff.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-23 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't happen
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenanigans. I first saw that gun post and said to myself, "this will be used for shenanigans."
I HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS!!!!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow: someone is taking it to the real world again.
that person should be publiclly castigated.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Proof or it didn't happen.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
From this
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-23 11:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The majority has spoken. The majority does not like my fiction.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We are the Majority. We are all knowing, all seeing. We know you, outsider. You will join us outsider, the Majority has spoken.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shenanigans. Obvious
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-23 16:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
shens.