Greetings, Uber (652 hits)
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Submitted by Tokerson (View user info) at 2008-06-24 00:26:59 EDT
Good day, Uber.
It's been a very long time since I've been here, a few years, at least. I found a link to this website one day in the computer lab in high school when I was supposed to be researching the Red River rebellion and Louis Reil but had instead chose to pursue idle preoccupation over legitimate education.
Relative social disinterest and if I may say, somewhat more of an intellectual interest than my peers led me to find Ubersite a more interesting place than playing Oregon trail or newgrounds and as such over my last few years of high school most computer time logged was here rather than elsewhere. After a minimal period of lurking I became a somewhat regular poster; on a few occasions providing content of genuine quality and entertainment but most often just shameless trolling.
But seasons change, time passes by, and the weeks become the months become the years, and after graduation and non-compulsory computer time ended, I forgot about Uber until just a few days ago.
I found a picture of Fat Tony sporting a nice ring that made him look like a mob boss on my old computer and it jogged my memory, so I stopped by and was very pleased and a little surprised to see it so intact, save for the mild adverts and minimal format changes, and wouldn't mind now contributing actually credible and worthwhile content in this wonderful e-medium of pseudo-articulate obscenity and shamelessly anonymous self-indulgence.
I don't have much other than that to say, just wanted to give a heart-felt greeting to my once-favuurite website and say I'll probably be coming by with relative frequency again, not that I'm sure any of you particularly care.
Thanks....
Oh, and... NSFF - ( @ Y @ )
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-07 02:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-25 09:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No goats in Canadia. He could go fuck a Møøse, instead.
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nonsense, you need a step ladder for moose.
and when you set it up, they have a tendency to walk away...
so i've heard, that is
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
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etc.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:44:55 EDT (#)
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huh?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-24 16:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a pompous, verbose little fuck.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:10:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Greetings. Your post sucked, including that picture.
Why is everybody still all hyped up about 1 girl, while half of africa is dying daily?
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Because theyre black, silly
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Greetings. Your post sucked, including that picture.
Why is everybody still all hyped up about 1 girl, while half of africa is dying daily?
Reality sucks, escapism rules.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why'd you save a picture of Tony on your computer?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-24 11:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you have died of dysentery.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-06-24 11:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I once visited a theatre version of Anne Frank's "Achterhuis" (annex) that was so badly performed that when the Nazis stormed the stage during the last act the public shouted: "They're behind the closet."
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't remember anything about you. This could be an opportunity to reinvent oneself.
...
Somehow, I get the feeling that there's going to be an SPT under this username in less that a week.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being the first non-shit newbie post ever.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Picture alone +2
Welcome back.
Don't let us down. *shakes fist*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No goats in Canadia. He could go fuck a Møøse, instead.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for the post. +2 for the pic.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why'd you save a picture of Tony on your computer?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lou riel?
are you from manitoba?
if so, welcome.
im frum manitoba.
if not.
fuck off, eh?!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-24 04:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem nice and polite.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-24 04:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You poor, poor bastard. Your tone drips with awkwardness.
Please don't ever tell us about your life because it would be the most depressing thing ever. Just lie and say that you got a mediocre but not appaling job in accounting and married a fat chick, that'll be better for all of us.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-24 04:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i agree with the goat-fucking comment.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-24 03:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats thee betting you are a current user anyhow
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good to see the scathing, baseless negativity hasn't vanished either, but then that's the very essence of Uber. For that to go would only mean the website itself would have disappeared, too.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the pitcher
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away dipshit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-24 00:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-24 00:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Something about this read creepy.
I'm just not sure why.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-24 00:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just a suggestion but how about, remember you don't HAVE to do this, instead of coming back to Uber you go and fuck a goat.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-24 00:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Something about this read creepy.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-24 00:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you're weird
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2008-06-24 00:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
/le/ sigh... that was supposed to be "NSFW"...