Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. This site should be more l...
  2. Sleep now?
  3. The Grinch Who Wants to St...
  4. What's your Theme Song, Ub...
  5. Random Pictures III
  6. New Product Evaluation: C...
  7. A Stoned Question
  8. What really goes on at a u...
  9. When will women stop sendi...
  10. Cool Site I found for X-ma...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Sleep now? (59 heat)
  2. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (33 heat)
  3. This site should be more l... (22 heat)
  4. This isn't creepy at all... (21 heat)
  5. When will women stop sendi... (21 heat)
  6. Wuthering Heights – A book... (18 heat)
  7. Super Important Question (18 heat)
  8. Super Yum? (15 heat)
  9. 2012: It Could Happen... (13 heat)
  10. Stop! Weathertime, Boring... (12 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1217142 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774509 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507825 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427472 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (383842 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352636 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327935 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317813 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (314024 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275535 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1573205 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1562777 hits)
  3. Razor (1536834 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1497443 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1433870 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1400920 hits)
  7. loki (1144135 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1084747 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1072382 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1066588 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1027345 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (994345 hits)
  13. Yankees! (980370 hits)
  14. Tom (923517 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847866 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (834004 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815597 hits)
  18. Sorrell (805901 hits)
  19. Wally (798484 hits)
  20. RIP™ (779155 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760715 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (752534 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749694 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741692 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728446 hits)
  26. T then ToM (720256 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714737 hits)
  28. iddqd (701391 hits)
  29. kaos-king (688128 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670620 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Constant Craving (735 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -0.48 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Holly Golitely <hollywon1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-06-24 01:00:07 EDT


No One Needs to Know

That I feel
That I think
That I care
That I drink

No One Needs to Know

That I'm more
That I hate
That I try
That I fake

No One Needs to Know

That I lived
And I died
I did neither
But I tried






bittersweet.jpg (118 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-06 15:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LIKE that tree.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you need to post a picture of your hotness, thats what you need

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-24 18:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha. You should have known better. This ain't pulseHead.

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA Shlongy is a funny motherfucker.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For my wiener???

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-24 14:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ill tell you what we DO know... you're gay

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ugh.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like it.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-06-24 12:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sweet jesus.


Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-24 11:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't read this but fuck you for getting that shitty song stuck in my head.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jesus christ on a cracker

knuckle the fuck up.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-24 10:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If someone had posted this emo bullshit even a year ago, they would have had a torrent of -2s come at them.

At least, I will contribute.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117291 you two should get together and make even more shitty poems.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Race your lacy face over to Myspace or replace this baseless case in this Uberplace, ace.
--------------
word

*complicated hand gesture*

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Race your lacy face over to Myspace or replace this baseless case in this Uberplace, ace.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nobody told me you'd feel so good
Nobody said you'd be so beautiful
Nobody warned me about your smile
You're the light, you're the light
When I close my eyes
I'm colour blind

___

Tell me you didn't just quote Darius (or what ever that fools name is).

This wasn't a good post.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No One Needs to Know

That I feel
That I think
That this post
blows

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Poems = -2

Shitty poems equal.....well they STILL equal -2.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Poems = auto-2

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nobody told me you'd feel so good
Nobody said you'd be so beautiful
Nobody warned me about your smile
You're the light, you're the light
When I close my eyes
I'm colour blind


Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-06-24 07:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Not really.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-24 04:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holly! I demand a post that is not vauge!

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-24 04:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stop.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-24 04:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was hoping this would be a post about abortion.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-24 03:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

words are poetry enough, you don't need to add in some lame tree picture to up the artsyness. Trust me, we feel your angst.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Second time I laughed out *loud* today, below. The first was when my South African friend said he was going to tea-bag *the* water cooler. You probably had to be th

---------

Christ. I'm going to bed. I was blessed by a Walapai holy man today.

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's okay :)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Second time I laughed out lout today, below. The first was when my South African friend said he was going to tea-bag to water cooler. You probably had to be there.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My milkshake brings all da nigs ta da yard,
And they like
It'sbettah than yours,
Damn right it'sbettah than yours,
I can teach ya,
But I gots ta charge

I know ya wants it,
The thin' dat makes me,
What da pimpz jet madness fo'.
They lose they minds,
The way I wind,
I th'o't its tyme

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The nigs iz waiting

My milkshake brings all da nigs ta da yard,
And they like
It'sbettah than yours,
Damn right it'sbettah than yours,
I can teach ya,
But I gots ta charge

I can see youre on it,
You wants me ta teach thee
Techniques dat freaks deez nigs,
It can't be ganked,
Just know, thieves git caught,
Watch if yo' smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The nigs iz waiting,

My milkshake brings all da nigs ta da yard,
And they like
It'sbettah than yours,
Damn right it'sbettah than yours,
I can teach ya,
But I gots ta charge

Oh, once ya git involved,
Everyone will peep dis here way-so,
You mus' maintain yo' charm,
Same tyme maintain yo' halo,
Just git da perfect blend,
Plus what ya gots within,
Then next his peeps iz squint,
Then he'spicked up yo' scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The nigs iz waiting,

My milkshake brings all da nigs ta da yard,
And they like
It'sbettah than yours,
Damn right it'sbettah than yours,
I can teach ya,
But I gots ta charge just like mammy.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this. I think it would work well as song lyrics, too.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-24 01:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Buck up, my little, weird camper. You can't take this shit too seriously.


Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius