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Write It Up Right Away (475 hits)

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Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2008-06-25 16:52:45 EDT




I got the answers right today.

And I showed up in the right class.

I even studied the right stuff.


Hell, I got the right stuff.

All right, alright?

The right stuff is right here.

Right here!

It's right between my right leg and my right pant.

Right above my right knee.





I was right about the rain yesterday.

I'm usually right about rain because of my right rotator.

I've been right about our tendencies to leave the window on the right open.

Water blew right fucking in, right onto my right shoe.

I wore sandals without for socks for 2 days because that's right.




I drank until I was right.

Right here.

Right now.

Right before this, I drank until I was right.

I go to the right bar.


I asked for the right directions.

They were right.

Two rights and a bear right at the fork.

The right way was right off the right side of Right Street.



The right party was right inside the door.

I went right to the roof.

The right people came right up the right stairwell when they heard I was right there.

Some guy pissed right off.

He pissed right onto a car on the right side of Right Street.

I was already doing alright, but then I got right stupid.

Lefties came to hang out so I got right fucking out of there.





She was right outside the Rite-Aid.

I walked right into the Rite-Aid.

I tried to right myself and remain upright.

They had me dead to rights.

Rightfully so, they ordered me right the fuck out.

"Right they are, bright eyes."

I was right about her, too.

We hit it off right away.

We chatted about what was right and got the phone numbers right.


I went right home.


I walked on the right side.


Right away, I looked for the right bowl, right where it'd be right to leave it.

Right then, I got right pissed and rolled a joint.

I did it right.



I wonder if I'm right about what all the right things are.

Is it right to be biased toward things being right just for being on the right?

Not the right wing.

The right side, I mean. Or just being in the right?

Right now, I'm thinking about the right things.






Right?






She said:
"The Right Wing is usually wrong and gets elected to right the wrongs of their righteousness."

I said:
"The obviously righteous tend to be wrong, but the right sort of righteousness tends to prevail, for being right."

She said:
"So who's right?"

I said:
"We're both right."





Right on!






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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Success.

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-06-28 22:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Great, now the word right seems like a meaningless collection of letters.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-28 19:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can see that.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-27 03:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, it didn't. I was right there.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-25 17:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-25 14:41:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't say that I found this all that interesting. different though.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-25 13:59:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This went on for far too long.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-25 17:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't say that I found this all that interesting. different though.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-25 17:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The arrow isn't right. :(

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-06-25 17:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I somehow relate to this....... somehow.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-25 16:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This went on for far too long.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-25 16:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'll be ready lalalallalalla


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Grampa: What?

Homer: We're both screw-ups.

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