Causing a Name (Babel Talk) (597 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2008-06-25 18:03:19 EDT
So my lovely Jaylena and me were tying to juice a name for the baby that is my Negro baby you read about in my last pout.
Jaylena is tiring to get me to argue to an Afghan American name like Kinfe or Okal or Hersi. To those I said ""What are you completely on sale?"! I will not have my BOY called Kunte Kinfe or Okra or Hershey in the scold yard. That would fill me with unlimited rags and I would have to take aggregate action! I know how evil white boys can be because I am a white man. !!!. And I did not want to pick a nose that would be cool and tender today and then out of fission and completely recluse tomorrow.*****
Jaylena and me got into a foursome argument and I was yelling really loud and I was already engorged when she said 'Well what do YOU want to name him WonderBread, you want to name him STOVE or DICK"? and I screamed what is "Wrong with Dick" and Jaylena said "Nothing, actually," and began shelling my peanut and if it was not for her trick of violently sexing me on the back porch while Mr. Hammerstein was just on the other side of the fence moping his lawn we would have been at it all day but in the end I was a sliver-tongued devil and I convinced her that the boy should have a NORMAL AMERICAN NAME and Jaylena said he would use her fumbled name as well so the boy is now and officiously named
JOHN JACKSON JAINES
*****Now I have to think that giving a babble a trendy name is a giant misspeak. Look at all the indolents out there who named there young girls VANNA after that letter-spurning woman on the TV game show Wall of Foreskin. Now Vagina Wide had tits like rocks as I saw them in Plague Boy Magazine many years ago and that is never a bad thing but these moms and damns all named their baby hurls after a women who ROTATED LITTERS for a living!!! And what about all the girls named BRITNEY who grew up to be pork stars? The wrong name can be a blessing or a cruise!
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-30 16:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:23:42 EDT (#)
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olde skool
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-26 19:33:56 EDT (#)
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Pork stars FTW!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-26 11:09:50 EDT (#)
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Let me draw an analogy to your posts. Take Will Farrell. He's not funny. In fact, he's the antithesis of comedy. Right. Now have him fellate the Wayan Brothers on the set of Herman's Head. Your word play is not funny. Not even in the "wow, that was so bad it's actually funny" kinda way. It's contrived and overdone and reminds me of a horrible train wreck in which a Piers Anthony "novel" and Jim Carrey doing Oscar Wilde meet head on at 80 miles an hour.
You suck. Seriously. Just fucking stop it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-26 08:55:50 EDT (#)
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meh to the meh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-26 08:40:28 EDT (#)
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"If I had a kid I'd name it Pizza Pussy Santa, 'cos everyone likes at least one of those" - Dave Atell
"Not me" - some vegan fag jew
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-26 06:52:57 EDT (#)
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I usually like it when people write like this. Not so much when you do it.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-06-26 03:30:13 EDT (#)
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I cant believe you're still doing the same shit with this alter
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-26 03:24:55 EDT (#)
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Eurgh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-25 20:39:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-25 20:22:02 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha
The guy is so great. I sort of hope this guy has been
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THINK ABOUT IT, DUDE!!!!
:)
I lated all your posits.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-25 20:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha
The guy is so great. I sort of hope this guy has been an alter of someone on Uber that I hate, so that I could love that person.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-25 20:19:35 EDT (#)
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Check out the uberboard. I am now a star!!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-25 19:36:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-25 19:32:10 EDT (#)
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Plague Boy Magazine
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-25 19:15:54 EDT (#)
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Ure clazy!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:54:36 EDT (#)
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Couldn't agree more.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:54:06 EDT (#)
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this was berry fauna
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:49:38 EDT (#)
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Most definitely one of my favorite uberians.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:16:46 EDT (#)
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Tries to be funny. The abortive word being TIRES!
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down there
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:12:13 EDT (#)
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Should have named him Keith Kenneth Kramer. Since he's obviously not yours.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:10:39 EDT (#)
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WHAT, are you COMPLETELY ON SALE?!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:05:03 EDT (#)
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