APW: Hi Uber! I Really Like You So I Made A Mixed Tape For You! (823 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.2 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-06-25 20:43:01 EDT
I know we hardly know each other, but I really like you and I made this tape for you. I hope you enjoy it! Play it sometimes when you're bored and think of me!
And, I dunno...maybe sometime we could go get a cup of coffee or something, ok?
:-)
xooxoxoxoxox
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DOO DOOOOO DO DO, DO DOOOOO DE DO, DO DOOOOO DE DO, DO DE DO DO
By Cake!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIg-9TggzXQ
By The Muppets!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6l-OkL14sc&feature=related
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Katrina And The Waves Wooooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eONhto0x_nI
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Mr. Armstrong Ladies and dickheads!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQk2LtK680w
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Don't worry about a thing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtwGyxzxBDg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dy-Q4tSkQY
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If you're happy...!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KVNxAYge8Y
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M.A.S.H.!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICiFnQrHOrk
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Ooooo Oooooo Ooooooooo, do ya think I'm sexy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3rfstwJUQ
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nothing I wouldn't do either!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg8uTHVFDz4
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Tell it to my heart!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5tbjLVsIhw
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You're never gonna keep me down! NEVAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA
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This one, of course, was written about me. I used to bone Ann before she got fat. When she got fat I pitched her like so much pigshit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRw-uFS1dzw
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What mixed tape would be complete without Zamfir and his magic flute?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wv3Ya9nskA
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Eddie Peabody RAWKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPMiPzd8IA
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The King Jewess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyx2n_p9OZ8
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Well there you go Uber! I hope you enjoy these as much as I do and maybe this gets me one step closer to inserting my penis into one of your orifices!
Smoooches!
User Reviews
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-07-05 21:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not good
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-06-26 15:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-26 11:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF? I'm not listening to all that.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-06-26 10:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're really creepy, from what I gather.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-26 10:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loser. Die.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-26 09:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-06-26 04:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a pathetic excuse of a human being and this post highlights your desperate need for attention.
Didn't you claim to be giving Uber a break for a while?
You've posted twice since then.
You are and always will be a useless cunt who fails at everything he does.
Why won't you just accept this concept and drown yourself in a large bottle of Buffalo Trace?
I shouldn't take so much pleasure in your demise, but you are such a pathetic, whiny, I'm so hard done by, it's never my fault, I'll blame it all on the drink shit for brains, that I make a huge exception in your case.
Christ! I have had my favourite (and until it was banned ONLY) account banished to the Bart naughty step because I somehow caught your attention and set you off on a one man crusade to do me 'e-damage' (as you so succinctly put it).
You have threatened me and wished death on my wife and baby son (very brave Jason... insulting a 10 month old boy).
Stay around Uber... watching you go into meltdown, going back to jail for your regular ass attention, then coming back here with your bravado "I've been to jail" shit will just MAKE MY DAY.
Beano.
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hahahahaha.
You are a fucking psychopath. Seek help.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-26 04:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
has everyone been taking their happy pills?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-26 04:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uniter below.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-06-26 04:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are a pathetic excuse of a human being and this post highlights your desperate need for attention.
Didn't you claim to be giving Uber a break for a while?
You've posted twice since then.
You are and always will be a useless cunt who fails at everything he does.
Why won't you just accept this concept and drown yourself in a large bottle of Buffalo Trace?
I shouldn't take so much pleasure in your demise, but you are such a pathetic, whiny, I'm so hard done by, it's never my fault, I'll blame it all on the drink shit for brains, that I make a huge exception in your case.
Christ! I have had my favourite (and until it was banned ONLY) account banished to the Bart naughty step because I somehow caught your attention and set you off on a one man crusade to do me 'e-damage' (as you so succinctly put it).
You have threatened me and wished death on my wife and baby son (very brave Jason... insulting a 10 month old boy).
Stay around Uber... watching you go into meltdown, going back to jail for your regular ass attention, then coming back here with your bravado "I've been to jail" shit will just MAKE MY DAY.
Beano.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-26 03:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-26 03:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
please have my babies
go on, they have the ghey aidz
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-26 02:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fail.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-26 00:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With the exception of Babs, this rocked my face off.
Thanks.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-25 22:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not true Mr. Penis.
It's a bottomless pit.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-25 22:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZMHxumLWPk
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-25 21:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are surely in the last stages of your downward spiral...This, despite seemingly having anywhere lower to fall to.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-25 21:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
burp
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-25 21:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem like the type of man who needs sex, and I would bet you could afford a can of tuna. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117347