WLGF - Bubbles (1333 hits)
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Submitted by Circe (View user info) at 2008-06-28 06:10:39 EDT
(So what if it's late? Stick it to The Man!)
I'm tired and my bag is heavy on my shoulder, but there are no seats left at the train station so I stand up and alternate my weight from one leg to the other. I'm careful not to look at any of the people sitting down, because they might see my resentment and feel uncomfortable. I look around me instead, casual and distant, as if I don't ache with tiredness. There is a five year old girl sitting on one of the seats. She wants to get off and run in circles but her mother is telling her to sit.
This is an ugly place, not because it's underground but because it's all white tile and stainless steel and industrial pipes running along the ceiling. It's clean and cold and ugly and new and I hate being forced to take the train. I am punished for not being able to afford gas by being crammed into a shaking tube with a hundred other people. They all smell.
There are three goth girls sitting on the floor to my left. I look at them, half-envious. I wish there was a secret handshake to let them know I used to be cool and sexy, too, before I got old. Kind of a "Once we were rebels" thing, sign and countersign. That'd be neat.
One of them takes a bubble wand out of her Nightmare Before Christmas backpack, and she blows a sudden and shocking stream of iridescent bubbles. They drift in front of grubby tiles and gleaming steel, drift up and away to burst silently in amongst the pipes.
And again. And again.
And now every child here is chasing them, and popping them, and laughing. It's so out of place down here that I can't look away.
I take the vacated seat of the five-year-old and watch bubbles until my train arrives.
User Reviews
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-19 11:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what this bandwagon is about. I just love the way you write and that's all there is to it.
Thanks,
-P
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-01 03:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
im almost forty, but i still wish you were my mom
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-01 02:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was shit
i wish you were my mom
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-30 17:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely :P
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-30 06:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
<searches for hidden meaning>
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-27 11:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I wanted to read pre-pubescent level bullshit, I'd read a ghola post.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-30 00:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-06-28 09:41:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HBTS, Ghola's posts puzzle me. They're tiny vignettes, usually, of some snapshot moment. They have no real conflict, no real resolution.
So I see this "write like ghola" thing and decide, hey, i might as well give it a shot. Maybe it's harder than it looks.
Turns out it's not. =)
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-29 18:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-29 09:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a five year old girl sitting on one of the seats. She wants to get off and run in circles but her mother is telling her to sit.
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Mention of young girl and mother giving orders is a ghola staple. Highly accurate.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think ghola uses 'and' a lot less, and doesn't like to pair up her adjectives so much. I'm the one who does that when I write, which is never.
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Based on recent posts, I take back the first half of this comment.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-29 09:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a five year old girl sitting on one of the seats. She wants to get off and run in circles but her mother is telling her to sit.
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Mention of young girl and mother giving orders is a ghola staple. Highly accurate.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-29 08:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi mommy.
I think ghola uses 'and' a lot less, and doesn't like to pair up her adjectives so much. I'm the one who does that when I write, which is never.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-29 00:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha ha. This one gets my vote for best winner.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-29 00:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are one of the few people I would actually like to met off of this website Circe.*
I might be biased due to the fact that I picture all of you Aussies having a pet kangaroo.
I REALLY want a kangaroo
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2008-06-28 19:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been 3 years since I logged on. A +2 to the first name I recognized.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-28 17:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sexy Female Voice: "Emergency services, how may I help you"
tloshjohnson: "Yes I need a WAAAAAAAAMULANCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
Sexy Female Voice: "Certainly sir, I just need some details"
tloshjohnson: "I'm REALLY going to need that WAAAAAAAAMULANCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
Sexy Female Voice: "I need to know what the emergency is and where you are sir"
tloshjohnson: "Director has got sand in his veejay, send it to ubersite ASAP"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-28 17:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.vegas.com/douchebag/
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-28 17:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with HBTS.
The only question I have been asking myself about this whole WLG shit is 'why?'
Circle seems to have answered that point of this post.
Mostly I think it's people sucking up to someone purely because the Shlongmyster thinks she's cool.
Still, at least she doesn't get all bent out of shape over it.
It's pretty embarrassing to watch (in my opinion) all these people trying to emulate mediocre writing.
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Man, are you off, brother.
You think anyone gives a damn about who shlongy thinks is cool? You think Shlongy really gives a damn about ghola? Haha.
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What are you saying?
I think it's about sholgy licking her arse and you don't.
SO FUCKIN WHAT? We have different opinions about things.
That's hardly news.
Now stop being an idiot and run along.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 16:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey haiku! you're a music nut. go look at my post and help me.
i liked this circe, btw.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-28 16:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 09:41:50 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My ex used the whole 'passive aggressive' thing all the time - I still don't understand the concept, but there we go.
Given your staunch defense of this shit, I'm guessing you think Juno is a great film.
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ahaha...I was stoned out of my mind when I saw that movie, and still thought it was absolutely awful.
This is a contest? Whatever.
"Saying more with less" can be good HBTS, see Charles Bukowski. At least I've always felt he manages to be very poignant in a simple sort of way. Kind of like a master of the *spoken* English language, the American version, anyway.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-06-28 16:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tinactin has no life.
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Hahahaha...irony
What did you do last night? Puppet show? Final Fantasy? Watch Rambo again?
I won 250 dollars playing poker
My life > your life
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with HBTS.
The only question I have been asking myself about this whole WLG shit is 'why?'
Circle seems to have answered that point of this post.
Mostly I think it's people sucking up to someone purely because the Shlongmyster thinks she's cool.
Still, at least she doesn't get all bent out of shape over it.
It's pretty embarrassing to watch (in my opinion) all these people trying to emulate mediocre writing.
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Man, are you off, brother.
You think anyone gives a damn about who shlongy thinks is cool? You think Shlongy really gives a damn about ghola? Haha.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-28 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to agree with HBTS.
The only question I have been asking myself about this whole WLG shit is 'why?'
Circle seems to have answered that point of this post.
Mostly I think it's people sucking up to someone purely because the Shlongmyster thinks she's cool.
Still, at least she doesn't get all bent out of shape over it.
It's pretty embarrassing to watch (in my opinion) all these people trying to emulate mediocre writing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 13:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.cracked.com/article_16161_if-juno-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115313
ghola is the Juno of Uber.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-28 13:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I skipped juno.
Mostly because I'm not gay.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While watching Juno all I could hear was the fucking irritating sound track
I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR GUITAR OVER YOUR HEAD
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not annoyed, just mystified as to why people think that writing like ghola is 'fun' or 'challenging' or 'anything other than retarded'.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HBTS needs to get laid.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For fun?
Because people seem to enjoy her posts?
Because it occurred to me to do it?
I'm sorry it annoyed you, though. I've always respected your opinion.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's the thing though Circe, ghola writes shit, you don't, why bother?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My ex used the whole 'passive aggressive' thing all the time - I still don't understand the concept, but there we go.
Given your staunch defense of this shit, I'm guessing you think Juno is a great film.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HBTS, Ghola's posts puzzle me. They're tiny vignettes, usually, of some snapshot moment. They have no real conflict, no real resolution.
So I see this "write like ghola" thing and decide, hey, i might as well give it a shot. Maybe it's harder than it looks.
Turns out it's not. =)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, passive-aggressive denial is the best kind.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If by 'worked up' you mean, drinking beer and watching tennis you're right.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the thing--you're getting worked up over an imaginary contest. It's just something to do.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got plenty sleep last night pen_name, thanks for asking; it doesn't change my opinion of ghola, her fans, or this shitty 'contest'.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WLTBMED
WRITE LIKE THE BOSHMAN EVERY DAY
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst. 'Contest'. Ever.
Seriously, why anyone would want to emulate a writing style so mundane is utterly beyond me.
Ghola: Oh, look at me, I look like an elf and I say more with less!
Uber: Oh, look at Ghola, she's so cute and writes in an edgy fashion, she really does say more with less!
Pathetic.
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Awww, did somebody not get enough sleep last night? Go grab your teddy and take a nap.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-28 12:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst. 'Contest'. Ever.
Seriously, why anyone would want to emulate a writing style so mundane is utterly beyond me.
Ghola: Oh, look at me, I look like an elf and I say more with less!
Uber: Oh, look at Ghola, she's so cute and writes in an edgy fashion, she really does say more with less!
Pathetic.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-28 11:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since when is ghola the alpha-bitch around here?
Feels like uber is missing pulse.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tinactin has no life.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure, why not.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
right, doodles?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw this same story on http://boglyft.ytmnd.com/
plagiarist!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who happened to win yesterday.
Also better women's underwear than cocks in socks, huh?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. Doodles wears women's underwear
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-28 10:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more snotty dyke bitch apathy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-28 09:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could never really blow good bubbles.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-28 08:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew circe would get in on this. I'm totally psychic.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-28 08:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-06-28 07:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
post more!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-06-28 06:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant believe it's 345 am and Im reading ghola stories. Anyway, hope you're doing well
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-28 06:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe funny lady