Boxer Cannibalism at a Union Demonstration (415 hits)
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Submitted by Kirillovian_Shit_Stain (View user info) at 2008-06-30 08:07:15 EDT
June 24th, 2008
11:20pm - 11:30pm / 23:20 - 23:30
Union activists and the riot police with their little plastic helmets and shields clash in the street for a glorious final battle between... Well, the bottles filled with gasoline are `pretty cool anyway. Maybe a few eggs. Eggs against rubber bullets? That would be an interesting thing to view in a super slow motion cam. The yolk would be blasted from the shell by the bullet, and spray all over the walls. Would that be scrambled eggs? I wonder if a boxer trying to get into the best shape of his life would come and lick the raw egg spatter off the walls. That would be a true symbol to represent the struggle between... Well, think of it this way: suppose the eggs were the heads of the union activists and the bullets were real. Now suppose that when the bullets penetrate the skull, and the brains spatter against the wall, the boxer comes to lick the brains and blood and skull off the wall. What would we say of him now? Is he a man trying to get into the best shape of his life, or is he a man on the brink of insanity, the part of the brink exactly after he falls off the edge? A man-smashing cannibal who took a few too many blows to the balls, who has resorted to cannibalism to regain his ability to communicate with the seals at the aquarium? I don't believe he would become a better boxer, but when clips of the riot make the news reel across the world, the whole planet will forget the reason for the battle \between... At the very least it would make it into a very choice spot on the show Real TV, or World's Wildest Police Videos, or World's Wildest Videos, or Caught on Tape, or Good Times Gone Bad, or Caught on Cam, or maybe he would even make it into To Catch a Predator. Imagine...
Cannibal666: Yeah son, I want to eat your fucking brains.
LittleBoy666: Sweet, meet me at 5pm.
Chris Hanson: Would you want a fifty year old man eating your little girl's brains?
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Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-30 12:33:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-30 11:05:25 EDT (#)
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Smells like failure.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:42:09 EDT (#)
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be gone
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:22:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:04:14 EDT (#)
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Did I miss the interesting / funny part?
This was shite.
Off you fuck cockfag.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-30 08:58:54 EDT (#)
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what would make you think that anyone would give a shit:
about this post?
about you?
Why don't you just go ahead and end it already. Christ.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 08:56:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/doodles Since I know you, really, really want to go -2 all my posts.
Enjoy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 08:33:37 EDT (#)
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