AIM Is The Name Of The Game (786 hits)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-06-30 22:15:49 EDT
A long ass time ago when Uber ruled most of the work week, most of the people here were hard up for hardcore faceless interweb masturbation. Tuesdaydelay once did a post offering up people's screen names but I can't be assed to sift through his posts or search engine that shit so I will just link mine from however long it was to show how retarded everyone was for Ubersite and +2s were givin' out for fucking file names, no matter how horrid the post was. http://www.ubersite.com/m/59916 Most of these people don't come on very often or even use the screen name anymore.
Call me a romantic but that is how I met my wife and although they don't allow you to be gay married in all states/provinces/third world countries, I'm sure there is a sweaty, hairy hunk for each of you. Just keep both hands on the keyboard until after the second chat, whores.
Commence compiling, flaming and outright douchebaggary. Reliving the past has never hurt so good. All we need now is a stream of AIM Bot posts and the cycle will be complete. May God have mercy on your heathen souls.
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone remember me?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-01 20:25:36 EDT (#)
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I only use AIM to talk to Pentameter and CBG.
But if you're lonely, Donkey, you can send me a message to laminated face. Maybe we can discuss Pentameter and CBG together.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-07-01 12:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hitwhore.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-01 12:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AIM pong, ftw!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-01 11:05:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only use AIM to talk to Tinactin and CBG.
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 10:56:30 EDT (#)
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yup
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-01 10:55:24 EDT (#)
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wait, people still use AIM even though MSN and Yahoo are obviously superior?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:58:22 EDT (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:51:34 EDT (#)
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My electro isn't good at AIM pong. :(
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only use AIM to talk to Tinactin and CBG.
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:25:15 EDT (#)
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Hilarious below!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:04:26 EDT (#)
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<Crapoartworks> krazy3: Let's play pong. :3
<Crapoartworks> | o
<krazy3> o |
<Crapoartworks> |o
<krazy3> o |
<Crapoartworks> o |
<Crapoartworks> F**k!
Good game ... good game. :3
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-01 00:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See you in hell, candy boys!!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 23:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got him his favorite jelly beans.
They were special ordered from the manufacture. Chokomut and cream, he just loves them so.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 23:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yes, I remember that day. Fucking slut trying to steal my man, I keep telling him she is no good and probably had a lesbian experience with blowfly girl. However, he just doesn't listen, Electro-wecto can be so bull headed sometimes.
He always comes back, he just can't live without my moobs. True love if ever there was.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-30 23:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today, I went to Lloyd Center (A mall) with a friend of mine, and my friend's friend drove us there in his small mini car. Gawd, I was cramped in the back. My head hit the ceiling too easily. x3
Anyways, I played some Time Crisis 3 even tho I beat it many times there, for some reason, I sucked playing as player 2 because I shot at the enemies and hit nothing! My gun barely registered. After I gamed over, I switched to the one player spot and it's gun works fine. Rigged. >3>
Afterwards, I and my friend ate lunch and while I ate, I looked up and saw someone... she looked very familar... no...couldn't be.... but it was! :)
It was *Rustfur-Eternal!!!
She saw me too, but we didn't say anything to each other. She entered the chatroom just a while ago and we seemed to have gone to a few of the same places around the mall.
Plus, she did have to add this while we chatted in the chatroom:
02:03:55 pm <Rustfur-Eternal> Crapoartworks: Um.....umm....you're freakin adorable irl XD
This literally made me blush. :blush: Well, I do have to say she was cute too. :p
I dunno, but I'd have to give this day a gold star. :star: I go to a mall, I play some arcade games, I eat lunch, I see a moderator from my chatroom in person, I get jelly beans, I bought a shiny object, and I pet a soft bunny.
I can't think of anything else that could further improve this day! ^3^
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 23:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, I never got upset when you ridiculed my lover and tormented him with your awful, harsh comments. Electro still refuses to come here because of you. However I look past your flaws and see you for the brilliant, young, savvy man you are. Please do the same for me; Electro does. http://www.ubersite.com/m/115648
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jaypeg was a very healthy and well groomed young man, please don't ridicule him
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1141697925128315872/1/000_0131.jpg
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:48:38 EDT (#)
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could something that big make a 'surprise' anything?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:45:45 EDT (#)
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Not if jaypig made a surprise return.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:45:40 EDT (#)
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i meant shlongy's thing, not doodles, obv.
i just gorge on used fryer grease all day long now and never leave my desk chair.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:44:29 EDT (#)
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i'd totally win.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok there skinny
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:36:27 EDT (#)
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too long to tattoo on the penis, so he must be one of the ones across... what?... the backfat i'm guessing?
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hahaha
Uber needs another beauty contest method, get on that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You two should have a "Blubber Off".
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok there skinny
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:36:27 EDT (#)
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too long to tattoo on the penis, so he must be one of the ones across... what?... the backfat i'm guessing?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck this noise
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have tattooed a total of 48 uber user names on my body, yours was the first, let's make out
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meant +1, my bad.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:20:59 EDT (#)
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My tongue is like that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-30 22:20:34 EDT (#)
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why would one need a toupee for one's tongue?