I have figured out your problem uber, I have the solution. (831 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2008-07-01 15:15:16 EDT
Bring back the anonymous posting/rating. That was the best fucking part about this site.
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-21 18:05:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:07:30 EDT (#)
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besides all else, Random Joe (or insert quick & clever name)'s ratings didn't count. -2namis from alters might go to the wayside with a quick & dirty response from a "random" user.
And besides, there was comedy gold in there; such as "Method's Mom" dropping a timely comment on a hate post.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch the copyright infringement asshole. I'm the only one that can make Method's Mom jokes around here.
That said, she doesn't stop by here very often anymore. She prefers websites such as www.blackguysthatliketofuck.com and http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=mm4w
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-07 19:18:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:09:45 EDT (#)
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Nope./..haven't killed myself, yet.
HAVE YOU FOUND ANYONE TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR "BROTHER/TAG TEAM FLIGHT TO FIGHT" OFFER?
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Hey shitdick, is my brother me?
attendance - to be obsequious in one's attentions or service
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:44:56 EDT (#)
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It's "attention." And you're welcome.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:09:45 EDT (#)
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Nope./..haven't killed myself, yet.
HAVE YOU FOUND ANYONE TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR "BROTHER/TAG TEAM FLIGHT TO FIGHT" OFFER?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-04 18:32:36 EDT (#)
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I know I used it wrong, I just didn't care enough to add a *persist. Pervade means to disperse without. Thanks for your nazi-esque attendance to the english language.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-03 14:02:37 EDT (#)
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Before you use the word "pervade" again, please look it up.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:07:30 EDT (#)
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besides all else, Random Joe (or insert quick & clever name)'s ratings didn't count. -2namis from alters might go to the wayside with a quick & dirty response from a "random" user.
And besides, there was comedy gold in there; such as "Method's Mom" dropping a timely comment on a hate post.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:55:27 EDT (#)
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that the amusement here went to shit years ago, yet you all still pervade.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:15:15 EDT (#)
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You named the solution but not the problem. I'd be interested to know what, exactly, you think our problem is.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:11:52 EDT (#)
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I miss youaresoghey's -2 die posts, those were pretty classic
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:00:53 EDT (#)
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YESSSSSSSSSSS
BRING BACK RANDOM JOE!
AND DEADWOOD!
AND SPACE ABOVE AND BEYOND!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-02 01:54:38 EDT (#)
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That and the vicious, unprovoked verbal attacks by members upon others. By the way, I miss Caulaincourt.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-02 01:12:54 EDT (#)
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take me to pleasure town!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-02 00:00:58 EDT (#)
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alters are probably here to that degree because random joe was disabled.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-01 23:50:50 EDT (#)
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i don't know...alters are already clouding up a lot of the posts with stupid comments. i'm not sure pulling in unregistered people from everywhere to add their probably-unwelcome reviews would be such a good idea.
the site's popularity has grown too much for that i think. it's already hard enough to get registered with a real account because of the alter problem. plus this site is mirrored and linked on so many other sites that are looking for free content. unregistered joes might overrun the place now.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-01 23:30:23 EDT (#)
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It happened, if i remember correctly you needed to have an account to post but didn't need any registration to make a comment. There were plenty of random joe's, but just as many registered users arguing in a thread. It's been a few years now, my old age is getting to me.
That's what fueled ubersite, the angry and creative insults.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-01 22:58:11 EDT (#)
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*who the fuck was talking to whom
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-01 22:57:12 EDT (#)
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if everyone was random joe, it would be random joe arguing with random joe, random joe and random joe, and nobody would know who the fuck was talking to who.
also, it would eliminate 300,000 posts on the uberboard every year that solely exist to point out stupid things people say in reviews.
okay, maybe it is a good idea
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-01 22:44:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-01 19:28:17 EDT (#)
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Heeeeeeeey Don whats good you skank
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not much george, just work and shit. Real life keeps me away from the internets.
As for whoever said it was pussy, it was what added to the random animosity of all the people in this site. Now if you downrate somebodies shit it's a drama fest, because you probably know the person. If random joe was method he could insult the shit out of me and he'd just be random Joe. I'd in turn spew that venom at somebody else, making the circle of awesome and anger continue.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-01 20:29:10 EDT (#)
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that was the most pussy about the site
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-01 19:28:17 EDT (#)
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Heeeeeeeey Don whats good you skank
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-01 18:28:08 EDT (#)
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such a loser
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:51:10 EDT (#)
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I agree.
Random Joe was awesome, and needs to be returned.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:50:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:28:25 EDT (#)
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And you, posting under your own name, was the worst fucking part of this site.
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Aww, Shlongy, You haven't killed yourself yet? You still being alive successfully proves there is no God, if there was one he would've killed your fucking retarded ass already.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:47:40 EDT (#)
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Toche.
That really doesn't apply here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:33:32 EDT (#)
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oh i see.
nugget has just shown me that post.
i never would have clicked it of my own accord ss it looked like it was going to be uber 'fiction' from the title.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:28:25 EDT (#)
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And you, posting under your own name, was the worst fucking part of this site.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:25:14 EDT (#)
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it would get rid of this alter problem
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:25:06 EDT (#)
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You're right
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:23:46 EDT (#)
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well, it's claiming to be 'bubba's son'
so you know how that goes
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:23:44 EDT (#)
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DONlTSU COEMS BACK AFTER TWO YEARS TO PROVE HE IS TOP DOG, WILL HE CONTINUE THIS FIGHT AGAINST SHANDY AND APOLLO?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:21:56 EDT (#)
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oh...has this samurai fellow been found out as bubba?
leave for half a day and the uber world leaves you behind.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:18:14 EDT (#)
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bubba just made me laugh.
<jaw drops>
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:17:52 EDT (#)
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DONlTSU HAS ENTERED THE RING.
IT IS LIKE SUPER SMASH BROS WHEN YOU UNLOCK A NEW FIGHTER.
HOW WILL THIS SAGA END?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:17:03 EDT (#)
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that's a very good p9oint
BUT IT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOUR AUDACITY
Submitted by The_Armed_Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-01 15:15:57 EDT (#)
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You're gonna upset the top dog.