<I> am top dog - look at MY SWEETS! (667 hits)
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Submitted by myshit (View user info) at 2008-07-01 15:57:53 EDT
I win I reckon.
Top dog in the sweet dep.
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:13:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-23 04:18:16 EDT (#)
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You're a porky idiot with way too much time on your hands. I said you'd go and +2 all your own posts with yet another one of your alters and you have. Sounds like you care waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much about Uber pindick. Does that ring a bell now?
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Yep... all I can hear is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaa.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-23 04:22:04 EDT (#)
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you will rot your teeth
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-23 04:18:16 EDT (#)
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You're a porky idiot with way too much time on your hands. I said you'd go and +2 all your own posts with yet another one of your alters and you have. Sounds like you care waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much about Uber pindick. Does that ring a bell now?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:16:33 EDT (#)
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Hey Red, how's it hanging duuuude?
Not sure what you're talking about, PLUS I don't give a fuck what you're talking about!!
So, everybody is happy!! WooHOO!!!!
You get to get stuff off your chest.. getting all shouty and abusive... And I get to just get on with my life, like I have been... without a worry.
HAPPY HAPPY HOSUE !!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-22 15:07:23 EDT (#)
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You cockless dick weasel. Do you spend all of your time swallowing cock?
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-08-22 13:56:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:24:58 EDT (#)
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A picture of your 'sex-bait' - wow i am sooooooo entertained!
Fuckin Retard
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:08:35 EDT (#)
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No
Submitted by joosyloosy (user info) at 2008-08-11 17:41:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:45:22 EDT (#)
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You're pretty difficult to get out of my thoughts fuck lord when you litter my posts with retarded gibberish.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:29:05 EDT (#)
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HO HO
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:50:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:26:42 EDT (#)
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woo look, the widdle tard can take a picture. stfu loser
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:08:58 EDT (#)
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cola bottles +2
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-22 06:15:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117747#2747102
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I hate it when crybabies retaliate.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-22 04:51:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:29:48 EDT (#)
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Lame
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:01:42 EDT (#)
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Type 2 Diabeetus ftw
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:24:50 EDT (#)
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Hhahahhah that story HAS to be bullshit.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 18:05:33 EDT (#)
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Ah.
It's okay I guess, you people can't help your poor oral (or any other type, really) hygiene
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:50:59 EDT (#)
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Tina from the flat below tried to spark me out at Illusions nightclub a few weekends ago.
Said i was looking at her fella Barry.
Her mum saw the catfight and headbutted me. Fat, goggle eyed bitch.
It crumbleed away like old feta cheese.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:44:09 EDT (#)
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5 and a half teeth?
What happened to that half?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:43:09 EDT (#)
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S'ok, I have been eating the kids MAOAM for the last couple of hours.
Kinda hard to chew with only five and a half teeth, but I'll finish the packet anyway.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:37:48 EDT (#)
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Bed, but only after a few more of those tasty little Haribos.
*No sharing*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:32:28 EDT (#)
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Certainly.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:27:57 EDT (#)
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I'm not really putting my heart into this whole marriage thing am I.
It's late, I'm tired.
You'll excuse me I'm sure.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:20:43 EDT (#)
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It sounds like they'd get on just fine with my Newfoundland.
And COOL names for the offspring.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:08:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 21:57:19 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:50:37 EDT (#)
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No, not at all. I live in a house on the edge of Sherwood Forest.
I fear if we marry though, my benefit claims would become invalid. Haha.
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But you'd get free parking right outside McDonalds.
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Kylie, Tyrone and unborn Laquesha would be made up with that
But do you like dogs? I don't go anywhere without my staffys, Buster and Bruce.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:57:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:50:37 EDT (#)
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No, not at all. I live in a house on the edge of Sherwood Forest.
I fear if we marry though, my benefit claims would become invalid. Haha.
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But you'd get free parking right outside McDonalds.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:50:37 EDT (#)
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No, not at all. I live in a house on the edge of Sherwood Forest.
I fear if we marry though, my benefit claims would become invalid. Haha.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:49:12 EDT (#)
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Method has sand in his vagina.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:48:40 EDT (#)
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You're in London?
Then we can be wed!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:45:52 EDT (#)
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Good God, I should be so lucky. That is too posh.
A great little two bed in Tower Hamlets. It has laminate flooring and a cream leatherette three piece suit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:44:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:42:41 EDT (#)
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apologies.
nelson mandella towers?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:39:58 EDT (#)
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I also have extensive knowledge of Swizzels, but they are girly.
Happy to be your queen, even though I realise now you actually said that you were 'top dog', which would make me your 'top bitch'. Fitting.
And apollo, it is a fifth floor flat in a tower block, actually. I have a balcony to hang out my washing and everything.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:34:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:26:05 EDT (#)
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I fuckin' love Haribo.
I was only saying to Hurty the other day, they don't put in enough white and green keys in the Tangfastic. I mean, the red and orange ones are ok but the white and green are far superior.
I love them.
I get fed up of Starmix though. The cola bottle are delicious but the hearts and crocs get a little tiresome.
Have you tried their jelly beans (we only got them in France) and the Charmallow. Yummy.
If you are King, I am Queen.
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Are you fit to be my Queen, you sound fit. You have an intimate knowledge of Haribo.
It's is decided. You shall be my Queen.
*blushes*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:32:38 EDT (#)
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agree with the council house dweller
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:28:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:26:05 EDT (#)
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I fuckin' love Haribo.
I was only saying to Hurty the other day, they don't put in enough white and green keys in the Tangfastic. I mean, the red and orange ones are ok but the white and green are far superior.
I love them.
I get fed up of Starmix though. The cola bottle are delicious but the hearts and crocs get a little tiresome.
Have you tried their jelly beans (we only got them in France) and the Charmallow. Yummy.
If you are King, I am Queen.
Submitted by The_Armed_Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:06:16 EDT (#)
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Kudos on the Grado labs headphones.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:03:01 EDT (#)
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IT'S THE EYE OF THE TlGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS.
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:01:16 EDT (#)
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those sweets look sickening
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:01:02 EDT (#)
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you are deffo top sweet dog