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Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 0.19 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2008-07-01 16:47:13 EDT



I am sick and wired of all the bang wagons going on on this site. You people are a bunch of sheet following each other blandly.

I canned believe that all of you cool intent people cant come up with something orbital or abusing. It is just the same old thing over and over LOOK A NOTHER banned Wang! Do something or tell a fury story.

For insistence the other day my friend Nobe was on the compositor and he wanted to read stuff about the Klu Klutz Klan and first he ended up at a sight about some actor from the long ago named Clu Gagger who did lots of TV movies and then Nobe tipped in another search on Goggle and instead of KKK he typed LLL and went to a beast-feeding website and his girlfriend came in and started giving him hell for looking at milky tips and huge legating mannerisms!!! And his grin fiend Sally is huge she has more fat than Jesus has forgiveness and she slapped Nobe across the head and the wait of her wobbling arm fat nearly cocked his eyes out of his head. "What a bitch "he said. She hit him again and he fell on the floor. My friend was bitch flapped!

So let us all haha together like cheap! Undersite disanoints!

HAHA LOOK AT THE FAT PERSON!!!

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"she has more fat than Jesus has forgiveness"

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-10-09 10:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

milky tips and huge legating mannerisms!!!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-03 12:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-03 12:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AWESOME

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-03 03:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess this persona is not for everyone.

Nice try though. Unfortunately, the market for using words out of context is already cornered by a whole heap of retards who do it unintentionally.



Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mom?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are fail

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dan Jaines is fucking awesome.
I can't believe so many of you don't get it. It's probably because a broom stuck up your asses makes you less perceptible to other kinds of humor other than your shitty wool-carpet red-wine boring ass shit.

Kicker of all ass indeed.

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Seriously, is this some kind of social experiment? Post something that is consistently unfunny and see how many succumb to peer pressure as people give it a +2? Puns and wordplay are the lowest form of humor. Lower than the Wayans brothers. Lower than Spy Hard. If you don't believe me, try to read Piers Anthony once. See how many paragraphs you can get through before you vomit.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is surprisingly funny.

Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dan Jaines is fucking awesome.
I can't believe so many of you don't get it. It's probably because a broom stuck up your asses makes you less perceptible to other kinds of humor other than your shitty wool-carpet red-wine boring ass shit.

Kicker of all ass indeed.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-02 01:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-02 01:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ALTER BE-GONE!!!!

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-07-02 01:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-01 13:48:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, this shit just gets funnier and funnier.



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-01 19:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I fucking HATE this alter
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I can see why, although I honestly cannot bring myself to care about it enough to hate it. It's writing is just a stupid, unfunny, insipid, boring tribute to Norm Crosby's salute to Ms. Malaprop without any of their traces of thought or wit.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-01 18:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Typos this consistent and "accidentally humourous" are fake and suck, drunk or not.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fake drunk typos suck.
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Jesus! Read all his posts. It isn't faked drunkenness, moron.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fake drunk typos suck.

Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to go to the store.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I fucking HATE this alter

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-01 17:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

damn, i didnt even realise i was a bland sheet.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU ARE STlLL AN UNDER DOG.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-01 16:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, this shit just gets funnier and funnier.


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