Ubersite has a Grass / Snitch (966 hits)
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Submitted by myshit (View user info) at 2008-07-02 07:29:55 EDT
Ubersite has a grass.
Last night (UK time) at around 8pm in the evening shandythedog, Apollo (the MASSIVE HEEDED STARTLED GUNINEA PIG) and Doodles went completely batshit mental and posted a coupe hundred times (or 20 or so depending on your level of histrionics) in a twenty minute spell.
Shandythe dog
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117442
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117440
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117438
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117435
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117433
Apollo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117434
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117439
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117441
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117445
Doodles
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117436
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117437
Clearly Doodles was like the kid in the playground who WANTS to get involved but is a little scared of being told of... so he just dips his toe in the water.
All posts titled some kind of derivative of I Am The Top Dog.
Nothing unsualy about this you may ponder.
Well, ordinarily no, there isn't.
The odd comment was made, that they were looking to 'get banned'... so while I sat watching this debacle unfold I though to myself that indeed one, or possible all three of them WOULD get banned... but not for a few hours at least. Not until Bart checked the site and realised what was going on. But of course Bart has a life, so cannot possibly be monitoring Uber 24 hours a day.
Then, as if by magic, an alter account of shandys posts 'announcement: shandythedog is still top dog, but is experiencing temporary technical difficulties' (http://www.ubersite.com/m/117446) fundamentally this post states that shandythedog account has been banned and he needs some harsh words with Bart.
I have seen this type of even before, an account owner goes potty, loses the plot (usually that fat ginger fucker Oath) and gets banned within moments of the mayhem that ensues.
Conclusion - Either Bart has some way of being alerted if shit happens on Uber, it's completely automated and instantly issues him with a need to investigate.
Or....Uber has either a lone dirty scumbag grass, or a network of dirty scumbag grasses.
Apollo didn't get banned.
Is all I'm saying.
Name and shame below.
My guess is that stinking pile of vomit Shlongy and/or Jack Mac probably are so far up his arse that they mail or text him as soon as shit goes down.
Who is the smart money on?
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-08-22 13:56:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:07:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:28:49 EDT (#)
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HO HO
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirkDiggler (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:25:29 EDT (#)
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Have you for norhing better do with your time dicktrain?
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-22 06:17:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117747#2747102
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I hate it when crybabies retaliate.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-22 04:51:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-05 15:11:48 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, someone has been working hard on new alters.
One or two HALF decent ones, but mostly the usual shit.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-05 15:10:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:36:12 EDT (#)
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I've been out of town...Someone needs to update me as to what the fuck has been going on around here since last Tuesday.
I need to know who to direct my insults at.
Why would shandy get banned for posting 5 times in one day? Since when is that a bannable offence.
There's a lot of new "names" I do not recognize on the recent posts...and it seems like these new dickheads sure post a lot.
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Nothing happened really.
Fat Head and Shandythedog posted 9 posts in about 10 minutes, each knocking the other off the top spot and stating that 'I am the top dog'... you rang Bart (as explained in the post above I hasten to add!) and he banned Shandy.
Or at least that is what Shandy led us to believe. The fact that he posted under his own account the following day suggests to me that he wasn't banned at all. Just pulling another hilarious 'jape' on us.
That's about the size of it. FUCK ALL ELSE HAPPENED.
Even the UberAddicted fat ginger cum guzzler Oath 'I'm a fat cunt' Meal didn't post his regular 1 a day - only to be told to fuck off and die by everyone.
It's been so bad I have been reading old JPeg and Ax greatest hit's posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:36:12 EDT (#)
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I've been out of town...Someone needs to update me as to what the fuck has been going on around here since last Tuesday.
I need to know who to direct my insults at.
Why would shandy get banned for posting 5 times in one day? Since when is that a bannable offence.
There's a lot of new "names" I do not recognize on the recent posts...and it seems like these new dickheads sure post a lot.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:18:57 EDT (#)
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Hey oldtimer, you took your fucking time getting here.
Age causing you problems?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:02:49 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, Shithead.
I was on the bartphone to bart as soon as the posts in question started.
Except I haven't been near a computer since July 1 - take a look around - and I also have no idea what the fuck you're even talking about.
I'm trying to make sense of the "top dog" posts and I don't get it...nor do I "get" why anyone would be banned for posting 4 or 5 times in a day.
So do not EVER use the Shlongy name in one of your horseshit posts ever again.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 06:00:16 EDT (#)
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Insightful analysis of the whole situation below.
We kindly thank you for your contribution.
Have a lovely day. May your week end happily.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:07:23 EDT (#)
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Shut up, Cunt!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:48:44 EDT (#)
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and the offender was disappered
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:01:00 EDT (#)
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If by 'giving a shit' you mean... 'wanted to stir the shit' then I do.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:07:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:07:00 PDT (#)
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what kind of loser actually gives a shit about stuff like this.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:07:00 EDT (#)
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what kind of loser actually gives a shit about stuff like this.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:03:14 EDT (#)
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jesus christ, could jack have bitten any harder?
give up method, its not a challenge. find someone a bit tougher.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-02 21:46:23 EDT (#)
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3 of the many things I know for sure:
1) I'd love to ban all three of those gheyboys
2) Apollo's a cunt
3) Bart is not Apollo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:36:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:32:30 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:30:32 EDT (#)
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actaully it's automated.
5 in a short period of time is the limit.
that's why I stopped at 4.
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Sure it's not because you are teh losers!? *make L shape with fingers and puts them up to forehead*
hahah could be, i did make that 5 post thing up.
yeah, it'll be jack or bubba, they're are both friendless idiots with a nazi bent.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:48:21 EDT (#)
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shlongy is a grown man with a life outside of uber. i imagine that he couldn't give a shit about that event beyond it's giving him an excuse to say rude things to people. why would he purposefully bring a halt to one of his own favourite activities?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:58:02 EDT (#)
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Give me the G, yo. Mama wants a new leather couch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:57:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bait
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:54:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:39:55 EDT (#)
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>>>>I'll bet any amount of money that it was Jack.<<<<
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:50:10 EDT (#)
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You seem very angry Jack, what's wrong?
Wait, wait, you're willing to spend a thousand dollars trying to prove something incredibly stupid and pointless on the internet, but yet you make fun of people who spend a dollar on the uberboard?
I don't know about you sometimes, Jack......1000 dollars can buy a whoooole lot of Fancy Feast.
Priorities, Jack, priorities!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:38:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:39:55 EDT (#)
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I'll bet any amount of money that it was Jack.
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$1000, cash. Let's go, asshole.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:34:17 EDT (#)
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I e-mailed Bart just today asking him who opened the retards' cage doors.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:03:01 EDT (#)
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I thought this post was going to be about weed and vagina. what a disappointment.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:01:28 EDT (#)
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I can't wait to read the reviews on this - especially as I just glanced through and saw Jack give some 'it certainly wasn't me' lecture. Ha.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:45:49 EDT (#)
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You've made a point point actually Method. He's already been fingered as a cheat.
Then the shenanigans with the FBI (or whoever the fuck it was made up police dept)... my guess is that was all about shifting the focus of suspicion away from him.
He'd probably already got the word that i was onto him.
Snivelling little shit.
I guess I'll be next :o(
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:43:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:39:55 EDT (#)
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I'll bet any amount of money that it was Jack. When he was cheating in ubermadness, he was emailing Bart and asking people to be banned for calling him out on using alters to cheat and win the contest. It's his M.O., in between cat feedings he has nothing better to do.
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Other than stroking Bubba's penis.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:39:55 EDT (#)
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I'll bet any amount of money that it was Jack. When he was cheating in ubermadness, he was emailing Bart and asking people to be banned for calling him out on using alters to cheat and win the contest. It's his M.O., in between cat feedings he has nothing better to do.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:34:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:30:50 EDT (#)
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Jack lives in a fantasy world where he is a superhero and Bart is some sort of evil mastermind that sits in his laboratory and thinks up new ways to give Jacks feline herd strange new skin conditions
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I notice he avoided the issue too.
Seems to put a lot of anger into his response that says 'I never emailed Bart and asked for someone to be banned'....
Yet, what I was saying is this playground has a snitch. Someone who tells on his mates.
Not someone who demands other users are banned. Just a tell-tale.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:32:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:30:32 EDT (#)
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actaully it's automated.
5 in a short period of time is the limit.
that's why I stopped at 4.
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Sure it's not because you are teh losers!? *make L shape with fingers and puts them up to forehead*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:30:50 EDT (#)
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Jack lives in a fantasy world where he is a superhero and Bart is some sort of evil mastermind that sits in his laboratory and thinks up new ways to give Jacks feline herd strange new skin conditions
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:30:32 EDT (#)
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actaully it's automated.
5 in a short period of time is the limit.
that's why I stopped at 4.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:30:14 EDT (#)
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So Jack has id'd himself as a snitch.
Will shlongy do the same??
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:24:35 EDT (#)
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I've never emailed Bart to ask that someone else be banned, fuckface. Let's see some proof or even a HINT of proof before you start saying shit like that. I've implied to MANY assholes that they shold be careful when obviously and aggressively dicking with me or other users, just a friendly warning, as I did with HotWillie who subsequently got nailed for being a tool, but I've never demanded a ban. Some other jagoff spammed all my posts with -2's a few years back. I didn't say shit to Bart but he saw it and the offender was disappered. The only emails I've exchanged with Bart in the last year or two involved me freaking out about the SFPD showing up at my door.
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Clearly protesting a 'little' too much above.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:27:46 EDT (#)
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PS - Perhaps you should be looking at people who have actually met Bart, you know, the northeastern uberuser cluster? I've never met him, I'm not his friend, and for some reason all his emails to me open with the salutation "Heads-up, cockface."
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:24:35 EDT (#)
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I've never emailed Bart to ask that someone else be banned, fuckface. Let's see some proof or even a HINT of proof before you start saying shit like that. I've implied to MANY assholes that they shold be careful when obviously and aggressively dicking with me or other users, just a friendly warning, as I did with HotWillie who subsequently got nailed for being a tool, but I've never demanded a ban. Some other jagoff spammed all my posts with -2's a few years back. I didn't say shit to Bart but he saw it and the offender was disappered. The only emails I've exchanged with Bart in the last year or two involved me freaking out about the SFPD showing up at my door.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:20:07 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:07:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:11:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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Pa, I told the guys on here that I'm your son. Should be OK yes?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:36:55 EDT (#)
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Hmm. Didn't I say on the last (real) shandy post (of the series of one-liners) that he must have/be about to go batshit insane?
+2 for actually paying attention to this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:16:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:14:13 EDT (#)
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Boy are you dumb. Bart=Apollo=Shandy=99.7% of the other Uber users. He doesn't need a "snitch" or some automated alert system - he just needs his multiple personalities to cooperate every once in a while.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:34:58 EDT (#)
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I have now!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:19:51 EDT (#)
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YOU HAVENT RATED THAT!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:11:58 EDT (#)
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Another photo of you shitting?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:58:40 EDT (#)
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You'll have too, id kick your face in but i have THINGS to do
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:57:54 EDT (#)
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No!
EI sucking up to a bigger boy on the internet?!
I won't have it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:54:17 EDT (#)
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Hadley, kill him, please.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:51:38 EDT (#)
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Wanna explain your comment Hadley?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:50:12 EDT (#)
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Don't be a fucking dumbass.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:21:18 EDT (#)
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Clearly Doodles was like the kid in the playground who WANTS to get involved but is a little scared of being told of... so he just dips his toe in the water.
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It is true. :(
I don't have alters like apullo or shandy, plus I don't have a good banning history.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:17:35 EDT (#)
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Fuck that shit Berty. That's dangerous.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:09:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:30:23 EDT (#)
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I'd like to introduce you to this new invention called "vagina", I trust you'll find it a far more entertaining way to spend your time than investigating crimes on ubersite, Inspector
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Yeah, I had me some of that last night.
And now... now I'm at work.
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Married sex-for-the-sake-of-sex clearly doesn't count. Perhaps you could quit your current job and take up extreme sports?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:51:23 EDT (#)
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oh i see
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:30:23 EDT (#)
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I'd like to introduce you to this new invention called "vagina", I trust you'll find it a far more entertaining way to spend your time than investigating crimes on ubersite, Inspector
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Yeah, I had me some of that last night.
And now... now I'm at work.