Allegro in size 4 (853 hits)
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Submitted by orph (View user info) at 2008-07-02 07:34:28 EDT
I love the sound of high heels on concrete - especially when you cannot see the wearer. The echo, the anticipation that builds as the staccato taps make their way towards you is delicious.
Who is this mystery woman, perched on pumps or stilettos? Striding so confidently, her footsteps so alluring. I close my eyes, wary of many false hopes crushed by the inopportune appearance of a tottering behemoth. My ears have had to learn to distinguish the light stepping of a beauty compared to the scattered clomping of a middle-aged office secretary.
Discernment can be cruel.
I can't bear it anymore. My eyes push open their lids for a peek. Sunshine, glass and iron railings conspire to hide the object of my aural affection. The acoustic throbbing builds to a climax. The crescendo is mine alone, as she emerges from behind a pillar.
Lonely lunchtimes can warp your sense of propriety.
I fall to my knees. Her legs brush each other ever so slightly as she walks; always accompanied by the tap-tap-tapping that is driving me wild. Not exceptionally pretty or even well dressed. But the orchestra of her feet has me mesmerised. She is strings, wind, horns and percussion. I am the conductor she doesn't know exists.
She stops.
Why, why, why? Don't stop! Walk, keep walking!
She continues, but it's lost.
The notes are no longer clear and sweet. I lay down my baton, dismiss the waiting musicians, and slump back onto the cold wooden bench. My muse wanders by oblivious, the rhythmic tapping continues, soulless and empty as it echoes.
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Long, manicured fingernails typing on a keyboard sound quite pleasing as well.
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-04 09:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:47:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Although i wouldn't mind a few hours in a five star hotel...
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Another one! I couldn't walk for a week after last time.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-03 14:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done, I enjoyed the marriage of percussions.
Also, if you happen to like feet, (and I know some of you do) there is a fuckable foot on privateislandtoys.com
How do I know this? The owner showed me one set up in a high heel. It was truly fucking creepy.
Though not as creepy as the "facial" heads...
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Har har foot fetish.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-03 02:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's nothing more appealing
Than the sound of high heels
Down the marble tile hallways
Of your distict's one allotted
City funded steiner school bilingual
Or montessori followed by
A single high pitched scream
Followed by breaking glass
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmmmm rape.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was honestly waiting for this to end rather differently.
I love the sound of high heels on concrete - especially when you cannot see the wearer. The echo, the anticipation that builds as the staccato taps make their way towards you is delicious.
Who is this mystery woman, perched on pumps or stilettos? Striding so confidently, her footsteps so alluring. I close my eyes, wary of many false hopes crushed by the inopportune appearance of a tottering behemoth. My ears have had to learn to distinguish the light stepping of a beauty compared to the scattered clomping of a middle-aged office secretary.
Discernment can be cruel.
I can't bear it anymore. My eyes push open their lids for a peek. Sunshine, glass and iron railings conspire to hide the object of my aural affection. The acoustic throbbing builds to a climax. The crescendo is mine alone, as she emerges from behind a pillar.
Lonely lunchtimes can warp your sense of propriety.
I fall to my knees. Her legs brush each other ever so slightly as she walks; always accompanied by the tap-tap-tapping that is driving me wild. Not exceptionally pretty or even well dressed. But the orchestra of her feet has me mesmerised. She is strings, wind, horns and percussion. I am the conductor she doesn't know exists.
I waggled my baton at her calling her to a stop. She turned to run, but too slow. I grabbed her waist, pulled her skirt up and.......
i'm sure you get it.
or......
after: I fall to my knees. Her legs brush each other ever so slightly as she walks; always accompanied by the tap-tap-tapping that is driving me wild. Not exceptionally pretty or even well dressed. But the orchestra of her feet has me mesmerised. She is strings, wind, horns and percussion. I am the conductor she doesn't know exists.
if anything I thought that this could be rare but i thought, nah forget it yo holmes to bel aire.....
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't get it anyway, el. :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Do you usually have to go to your place? Damn cerb crawlers.
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No, don't get it.
Should I be laughing or angry?
Probably angry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JOKE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:49:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:47:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God, no El.
orph is far too trendy and modern for me what with his stir frys and bono shades and his oriental travel.
He'd never appreciate my love of Europe, where you can still get english food, poundshop sunglasses and beef stews with dumplings.
What would we discuss of a night? His love of 20th centurt american novelists or my love of the colour pink?
Besides, orph strike me as one of those guys who likes to make sex last hours. I'm too old for all that silly business, I'd rather just get it done and get back to mowing the garden.
Although i wouldn't mind a few hours in a five star hotel...
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Do you usually have to go to your place? Damn cerb crawlers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God, no El.
orph is far too trendy and modern for me what with his stir frys and bono shades and his oriental travel.
He'd never appreciate my love of Europe, where you can still get english food, poundshop sunglasses and beef stews with dumplings.
What would we discuss of a night? His love of 20th centurt american novelists or my love of the colour pink?
Besides, orph strike me as one of those guys who likes to make sex last hours. I'm too old for all that silly business, I'd rather just get it done and get back to mowing the garden.
Although i wouldn't mind a few hours in a five star hotel...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:40:29 EDT (#)
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really?? OMG I would never have guessed lol
orph and orphelia should SO get married!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:30:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
orph you are a pervert
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This actually works for me too.
:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
orph you are a pervert
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hips and thighs drive me crazy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There was a discussion a few months back on what body bits 'do it for you'.
mine is the inside on a mans wrists, there is something so sexy about the veins and bone and thickness (mine are tiny like my kids). I love wrist licking.
someone said back dimples on a girl and I was delighted to find I have them, I haven't really noticed them before.
I have hips like beyonce. but sadly, I also have a belly like fat les. :(
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:06:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks orphelia. Your observations are indeed quite astute.
And to anyone who thinks this is a personal account - I have a nice window next to my desk, that looks out over a courtyard/restaurant/walking area. I notice that people do look up when high heels are about.
Feet and shoes really don't do it for me. Now hips - thats another story.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't suffer any of that feet and ankle swelling thing in my first pregnancy, not until the very last few weeks nad they went down the day after.
I don't know, I was very petite before my baby, I think my feet just fleashed out.
Either that or I was still growing. I have spoken to other mums and they have also gone up a size.
Haha, see it isn't your dress size you neeed to worry about after giving birth... 'I can't go out darling, I haven't a single shoe to wear that fits...'
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:00:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:53:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before I had my first pregnancy at 22, I had size 3 feet. I think they grew or something.
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Well, obviously the feet and ankles swell up with water during a pregnancy, but can you actually retain enough of that to go up a shoe size?
For some reason this interests me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this post deserves a better rating to be frank, Harry.
I mean, we all do it and it is an interesting onservation.
Besides, it makes an awful change from that terrible, appalling 'fiction' orph usually posts.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:56:37 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, you're a creeper.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good contributions, Pheeley. Good stuff.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:53:13 EDT (#)
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Also, I have size 4 feet.
Sometimes a five.
But for trainers (like I wear them) and boots, a four.
Before I had my first pregnancy at 22, I had size 3 feet. I think they grew or something.
Small feet ftw! I must have had them bound as a child.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By 'uncle' I mean by mums brother, not some random guy my mum had a fling with.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a lot to say regarding this post.
Firstly, I think everyone - male and female - looks round when they hear the 'clipety clop' of high heels.
I have had my moments, but I wouldn't say I am gay, but I still do it.
You can tell a lot fron the type of noise too.
Cheap shoes or worn have a metal twang accompanying the 'clip clop' as the heel is badly made or eroded to the core spike.
Chavs have a certain walk that scraps the heel along the pavement, giving off a 'clip' then 'scrape ' rather than 'clip' then 'clop'. They have no posture, the lower classes.
Overweight ladies have a 'clip' followed by a 'boom', the heavy footed munters.
And the eldery 'clip' then ten minutes later 'clop'. Arthiritus slows one down, I suppose.
But fit ladies, they stride in their heels, almost a sound of power and sex radiates from their feet. It is irresistable not to look.
I would also care to add, that I too thought this would be about a car, one I remember my Uncle having years ago.
I would also like to point out to Banj that I go clubbing in 5 inch heels but carry a cheap foldable pair of flip flops in my handbag. It is a great feeling, falling out the club, slipping out my heels and putting on my flops. the walk to get food and a taxi is the quietest, most pleasant experience. And other girls look on in envy.
orph, I also understand the slender, manicured fingers lightly tapping a dance out across the keyboard. It evokes a feeling similar to this - Margaret Atwood, I think, said posing for your portrait to be drawn gives the sensation on fingers lightly caressing the back of your neck and your scalp.
That is all.
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:07:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Pa, I told the guys on here that I'm your son. Should be OK yes?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:39:09 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck - size 4? Either women's shoes have different sizes or else those are ridiculously tiny feet, because mine are size 12.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:45:32 EDT (#)
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My +2 was an auto linkwhore +2
The rest of them like feet, I guess.
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Or orphs.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:45:32 EDT (#)
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My +2 was an auto linkwhore +2
The rest of them like feet, I guess.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:09:23 EDT (#)
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*looks at the other reviews*
Are we reading the same stuff?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:29:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87902
P.S. Manbearpig lives in a carboard box in the ally behind a nightclub.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a pro if you can gauge height, weight, shoe size and heel height from the noise of stilettos on a hard surface.
I really dislike high shoes, not to wear but because my bedroom window faces out on a street just down from a nightclub. 3 am every Friday / Saturday night and its like a hard surfaced paddock for inebriated noisy horses.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know the noise you mean, it IS intriguing.
I like high heels wrapped around my neck, too.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:37:56 EDT (#)
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It was Alegro after all.
I'm leaving in shame.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alegro.
Damn.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought this was going to be about the Austin Allegro. :o(