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2 poems for you guys (286 hits)

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Rating: -1.61 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mr Trollope (View user info) at 2008-07-02 09:02:36 EDT


ALL REEFS COMMAND STORMY, CLEAR SHIPS.
ALL SHIPS FIGHT ROUGH, ROUGH TUNAS.
MAINLANDS RISE!
DESOLATION, ADVENTURE, AND DEATH.

and now for number 2


ALL DRIVERS FIGHT DARK, HOT STREETS.
THE WORKER SHRINKS LIKE A NOISY LIGHT.
FACELESS, SMALL WORKERS CALMLY FIGHT A DRY, DEAD CITY.
DAMN, LOVE!
GIRLS WORK!

Thanks :)

Number two is for Apollo

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Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-02 14:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a grade A shit stain

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rough tunas

Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Pa, I told the guys on here that I'm your son. Should be OK yes?

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mr_Trollope: Uber's newest uninteresting alter.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

auto poetry -2.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy wannabe below.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post smells like number 2.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

these were as awful as shlongy raping one of his dogs.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

euuurgh

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This poetry is worse than waking up without a dick.


unless you're a girl. Then it's worse than waking up WITH a dick.


ipso facto....this fucking sucks.

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This poerty is worse than that time when all those people dug trenches and shot one another.


You know.


The Great War.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

More desperate than Amy Winehouse in a pharmacy.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Apollo gets a poem and I don't? Fuck you very much.


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